Revenge of the Telephone Gnomes
Aug. 17th, 2003 09:53 pmEthan says this is because there are gnomes who exist for the sole purpose of making my life miserable. He says gnomes went to Amanda's house armed with gnome-sized sledgehammers and smashed her phone.
And then it turned out it was the wrong number. I'm sure the actual reality of the situation is either Lauren mixed up or misheard some digits either when asking Amanda or when e-mailing me or she wrote the numbers on her palm and saw someone she had a crush on and was like "oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert" or the Adjustment Bureau changed a few things around. Oh, well.
Despite everything, she's good at heart.
No, you can't have the phone number. I don't even remember it.
And then it turned out it was the wrong number. I'm sure the actual reality of the situation is either Lauren mixed up or misheard some digits either when asking Amanda or when e-mailing me or she wrote the numbers on her palm and saw someone she had a crush on and was like "oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert" or the Adjustment Bureau changed a few things around. Oh, well.
Despite everything, she's good at heart.
No, you can't have the phone number. I don't even remember it.