national day of the People's Republic of China

I showed Chad my sketchbook. One of the pictures is a guy with wings holding a bow and arrow. He said the arrow was the Shining Sperm of Doom. And he said I should get my head checked. Ok, I'm not the one seeing arrows. lightsabers, and pectoral fins as phallic symbols.

And he thought it was some sort of grasshopper. He's wrong.