maim a mime

1. I had another memorable dream involving someone I know giving birth to a baby with glowing blue eyes of doom. Like, it was on spice or something. Then there were sky fish (or was I underwater?). And then I was in this building, and there was this brown moray eel with catfish whiskers (or rape tentacles) and a colorful crest, and this guy picked it up with his tongue and ate it, so I threw salt at him. And then he started chasing me, and I was trying to outwit him, but I couldn't run very well, so I woke up. I've been suicidal towards the end of dreams lately. I didn't think the salt would kill him. And I think that yesterday, I was hoping the water stuff would be sulphuric acid or some other deadly crap.

3. If you know of any site with a game called Maim A Mime, where you get to put a mime in a wood chipper, GIVE ME THE LINK. There's a conversation going on, and Jen doesn't know the damn site.

Dumb Things To Ask At A Job Fair

Credit goes to Randall. Or maybe George.

"Will you go out with me?"
"Can I major in undecidedness? I've already taken the core classes for an undecided major."
"Will I get a ceremony if I decide my major?"