It's anthropology, not monkeypology.

Rich said it while reading a book where it depicts apes typing on things. Rich pointed out that they were in fact apes because they didn't have tails.
"I learned that in..."
"Monkey class?" - Yes, I did know exactly what class he was talking about.
"It was more like ape class. It's anthropology, not monkeypology."

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times... you stupid monkey!" is the best scene ever, according to him. I'm pretty sure it's from the episode where Lisa needs braces.

Since you people seem to love choo choo trains so much, here is a power metal song about the monorail version of that sadistic choo choo. Oh yeah, once I was on the World's Doomiest Train. It didn't have a face, but it made a very loud noise to make up for it. Since the Choo Choo is in a children's book in another dimension or something, and the monorail is in another dimension, the train manages to keep its position.
Terror Train!

Yes, I was going to spend this part whining about how Moon wasn't online so I could make him upload this, but then I realized it was on their myspace.

Oh yeah, I made a new friend. Does that make up for what happened with Tiang? Um, not really. Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken (came up yesterday, and I googled the specific dead baby joke that involves the homicidal monorail).

Terror Train, the mp3


BONUS MP3!!!!
a victory theme for the day's battle waged with cardboard armor and weaponry