Whatever. Nobody reads this one anyway.
Fire Temple
This is the one that's like the Temple of Doom, not Woodfall Temple. Even though it's on a volcano and the chanting is Islamic, not anything Indian. Which reminds me. If you want to be stupid about it, go join ProtestWarrior or something. And that applies to those of you who want to be stupid about Woodfall too.
The temple wasn't as fun as some of the others, but it had a dragon. And Gorons. And you got a pretty cool weapon.
Forest Temple X-Dream Trance Version
Moon describes it as: cybernetic ghosts are giving trees pot, who are blowing smoke at monkeys drumming various drums. The monkeys are probably just ordinary monkeys. Who are high on second-hand pot smoke. And covered in various bruises due to frenetic drumming.
Fire Temple
This is the one that's like the Temple of Doom, not Woodfall Temple. Even though it's on a volcano and the chanting is Islamic, not anything Indian. Which reminds me. If you want to be stupid about it, go join ProtestWarrior or something. And that applies to those of you who want to be stupid about Woodfall too.
The temple wasn't as fun as some of the others, but it had a dragon. And Gorons. And you got a pretty cool weapon.
Forest Temple X-Dream Trance Version
Moon describes it as: cybernetic ghosts are giving trees pot, who are blowing smoke at monkeys drumming various drums. The monkeys are probably just ordinary monkeys. Who are high on second-hand pot smoke. And covered in various bruises due to frenetic drumming.