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"Doctor" Ted Baehr reviews movies!
Even though I bet he doesn't even have a white coat.
Someone else puts it best.
Quote:
In "Talladega Nights," he seems to think that the film's mocking of NASCAR is as serious a matter as it's mocking of Jesus!
It gets the worst rating for its ridiculing of NASCAR, the Bible Belt, and Southern White Males (everyone else is fair game, I guess. I don't know). And it has Yoga. That's bad. From what I can tell, it doesn't really insult Jesus that much. Seriously, these people have the biggest persecution complexes. They even make Simply Majestic seem sane, and that's a really big achievement. I don't know what would happen if a movie insulted Indochinese or Arabs or whatever. It might actually get a positive rating. How I wish someone would archive the reviews. I think you have to pay for it. Maybe there's a special offer for a week's subscription. Maybe someone could pay just to get the old reviews and archive them somewhere we can see them for free.
And why is environmentalism anathema to these people, considering that this guy posts on WorldNetDaily? I know I've seen people (I don't know if they wrote articles or just read the site) claim that "Racial mixing is such a deadly sin, because it destroys both races along with God's stamp and mark of ownership," while, I guess trampling over the environment, eradicating hundreds of species to make grazing land for cattle, and releasing toxic emissions into the air doesn't. Go figure.
He liked World Trade Center, though. And by liked, I mean that you're only going to Purgatory for watching it and not Hell.
Unlike Debbie Schlussel, winner of the Maggot of the Month award for January. She hated it, apparently because it did not do enough hatemongering
I know, I can't exactly consider this a religious review, per se.
Even though I bet he doesn't even have a white coat.
Someone else puts it best.
Quote:
In "Talladega Nights," he seems to think that the film's mocking of NASCAR is as serious a matter as it's mocking of Jesus!
It gets the worst rating for its ridiculing of NASCAR, the Bible Belt, and Southern White Males (everyone else is fair game, I guess. I don't know). And it has Yoga. That's bad. From what I can tell, it doesn't really insult Jesus that much. Seriously, these people have the biggest persecution complexes. They even make Simply Majestic seem sane, and that's a really big achievement. I don't know what would happen if a movie insulted Indochinese or Arabs or whatever. It might actually get a positive rating. How I wish someone would archive the reviews. I think you have to pay for it. Maybe there's a special offer for a week's subscription. Maybe someone could pay just to get the old reviews and archive them somewhere we can see them for free.
And why is environmentalism anathema to these people, considering that this guy posts on WorldNetDaily? I know I've seen people (I don't know if they wrote articles or just read the site) claim that "Racial mixing is such a deadly sin, because it destroys both races along with God's stamp and mark of ownership," while, I guess trampling over the environment, eradicating hundreds of species to make grazing land for cattle, and releasing toxic emissions into the air doesn't. Go figure.
He liked World Trade Center, though. And by liked, I mean that you're only going to Purgatory for watching it and not Hell.
Unlike Debbie Schlussel, winner of the Maggot of the Month award for January. She hated it, apparently because it did not do enough hatemongering
I know, I can't exactly consider this a religious review, per se.
