Someone threw up rainbow sprinkles in a maze and made a game.

The Monkey Butlers began as a Talent Show audition...a small and fairly untalented garage band, and as time went by, we jammed more often and got more serious about the band. At first we covered some classics such as "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix and Funky Monks" by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Once we got get "Purple Haze" down pat, we decided to audition for a local Variety Show. As we expected (smirk smirk, wink wink) we were chosen to perform at the towns annual Variety Show. The show was a great beginning for us...all the old people (the entire crowd was 65+!)loved us--probably reminissing to that summer of love in '69..Purple Haze on the airwaves. Well, let me introduce you to our band. Dave is our very untalented guitarist and even more untalented vocalist. His forte is rock, funk and blues. Dan is our really untalented bass player. If you listen carefully you might be lucky enough to hear him playing bari sax or backup guitar on selcted songs. Then theres Chris, the pimpalicious drummer. He plays set on all songs and also gives songs a little flare by adding some aux. percussion. All three of us have all been in our high school's jazz band. For a very long time, we didnt have a name. We were just "the retards with instruments". Only recently have we decided on the "Monkey Butlers". Its an inside joke. Read Swiss Family Robinson.

Band Members
dave - guitar, vocals, moogerfooger, tubes
Dave Plays Guitar and also Participates in vocals. 10 yrs of guitar. Very Good!
dan - bass, bari sax, rythm guitar, backing vocals
16, freeekaaaayyyy get down wit it baby!
chris - drums, all aux. percussion, backup vocals
16, the funkadelic fuzz blaster pimpmaster monkey bastard drummer!! (SHWaaaaaaNG)
Monkey Man - Kazoo and Banjo
Super Funkadelic Sexy Pimpilicious Monkey Man

Makes me want to start a band called The Damn Hell Ass Kings. It's like the Swiss Family Robinson, with more cursing. The site is now defunct, unfortunately (not for the loss of Monkey Butlers, the mp3 of which is probably just a thirty second sample of Voodoo Chile off of Amazon.com, but for the other stuff) and contained a guestbook.

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AliceNWondrland threw up. This would be the result if it was ever made into a video game, I guess. Or at least, a candidate for the worst use of palettes and monsters more warked up than that dream I had last night. I was on a beach. There was a crashed spaceship and the skies were dark gray. There were fascist midgets running things. I am not making that up. Unlike the people who wrote the text file that came with the game were when they made the claim that this game had the most realistic 3D imaging ever seen in a computer game.

Yeah.

When you're on drugs.

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I got some Melt-Banana from Moon (you don't read this, but I'm posting a link anyway). To be honest, it sounds a bit like Luckee Cookie starting a noise band. If you don't believe me, here are some song titles. Ketchup-Mess, Plot in a Pot, Iguana In Trouble, Pigeons on My Eyes (Go to Bed!!!)

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I start classes on Wednesday. I'll have more stuff on that when I actually, you know, start classes.