SomethingAwful's strategy guide

World 1 - Mario's Yard... or something. The easy world where all the levels are short. There.

Intro! and Mario Castle!


Goomba Garden!


Goomba Cave!


Monty Mountain


Green Yalley! [sic]


Kamek's Magic Castle!


World 2 - Forest Temple - part 1
Hedgehog Hill!


Forest Waterway!


The Lost Woods!


Mystery Lake!


World 2 - More Forest Tomfooleries - part 2
Deku Tree!


Whispy Woods!


Adventure Hill!


The Nautilus!


Yellow Switch Area!


World 2 - Saving the Forest By Jumping Many Times - part 3
Neo Aquaria!


Temple of Doom!


Athletic Playground!


Extra 2 + A Colourful Night!


Construction Site!


World 3 - Enter the Sandmanplace - part 1
Buzzy's Slime Cave!


Koopa Cliff!


Rice Beach!


Mysterious Pyramid + Extra 3!


World 3 - Drowning in the Desert - part2
Banzai Bill Journey!


Beach Party!


Midnight Canyon!


Shyguy's Beach!


Running Away From the Heat - End of World 3/Start of World 4 Secret Route
The Desert!


Devil's Rock!


Saws!


Hotel Horror!


Puzzles and Mazes and PUZZLES AND MAZES AND PUZZLES AND MAZES!!!!
Green Greens!


Hot Chocolate!


Old Aquaria!


Icy Hot
Wiggler's Iceberg!


Rex Canyon!


Grand Canyon!


Blue Switch Area!


Misc Land...?
Ice Temple!


We Are Pirates!!


Ghost Train!


Cheese Building 1!


World 5 is the cliché "Giant Cheese and Jungle Canopy" World.
Cheese Building 2!


On and Off Cheese!


Koopa Hill 1!


Koopa Hill 2!


End of EvaWorld 5! And the first stage of World 6 while we're at it!
Nebula Ruins!


Mushroom Tower!


Crazy Castle!


Venom Cave!


World 6 - A Burning Passion for Spelunking - A Play in Three Acts
Ruined Ruins!


GoldenYoshi's Palace!


Bombs and Bullets!


Tricky Temple!


Out of the Fire, Into the Frying Pan
Bonzai Corridor!


Temple of Fire!


Rhino-Oil!


Burning Buildings!


World Se7en
Area 16B!


Reality Base!


Gravity Control!


Tet-Retropolis!


World Se7en. Well, more of it.
Hot Ghost Cave!


Undeground Storage!


Kamek's Hideout!


Darkness...


Boulv. of Broken Dreams.
Kamek's Magic Castle! Again!


Behind The Castle!


Double Trouble!


Death Trap Zone!


Power Supply!
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Top Secret Area and the Seven Disapointments
Top Secret Area 1


Top Secret Area 2


Top Secret Area 3


Top Secret Area 4


Top Secret Area 5


Top Secret Area 6


Top Secret Area 7


Space Ghost Screen to Screen
Mario Castle! Again!


Starlight Road!


Zycloboo!


Final Fight!


I'm Not Feeling This One, Guys
Top Secret Area 8!


Powercat's Train!


Fun House Deluxe!


The Legend of Goomba

Goomba's Quest 1


Goomba's Quest 2


Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Wet
Bubble Cave!


Balloon Cave 1!


Goomba's Quest 3!


Powercat's Castle!


The Tragic End
Pirhana Paradise!


Balloon Cave 2!


Cursed Fountain!
Because I could. And because SomethingAwful SUCKS and expect me to pay money to view their archives. I was going to put them in the Mausoleum of Cecilia Metalla, but that would mean I'd have to view them here Also, I have not watched the damn videos yet, so if they're as funny as the FFVI guide I found that looks like someone on GFF wrote it, don't blame me, OK? Watch it with the sound off or something, because this explains a lot, I hope. As if it wasn't bad enough that Miyomi is spreading drama crap against me, Encephalon, Tritoch, and Hyde are all stalking me on Facebook.