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Even if you don't need all of divertimento to spell funerale.
... funerale is underlined and divertimento is not. Passing strange.
"We put the fun in funeral." is both a band name and a song name. I had no idea. Someone should list all the bands with Simpsons references in their names. Fallout Boy is famous. Rancho Relaxo isn't, but it is still a band.
That was probably the only eulogy anyone would hear a Back to the Future reference in. Also, I bet that guy who wanted to hook up a car battery to his corpse that would make him pop out of the coffin whenever someone kneeled next to it is Italian.
Samantha asks: Who vacuums this place?
I'm sure that they're used to it. Eventually, they realize: It's just a corpse. Keep jumping at every little thing and you'll wear yourself out. Either that, or they're like that kid from that Are You Afraid of the Dark episode who sleeps in a casket and buries shrimp in mashed potatoes and really actually kind of enjoys being around dead people.
Emily hates Nickelback. She also says nobody really likes Nickelback and Daughtry sounds exactly like Nickelback. I wonder if she's heard Hinder. It's like Nickelback except more so, and they're also a lot sleazier.
Lauren was mixing together the frosting (green-yellow-pink) from an eclair (dark brown and beige) to get a rather nice orange color.
Anti-art's been around since World War I, though maybe taking distorted screencaps of the Simpsons is a new thing.
Carolyn (like fingers, not spine, and don't you forget it) thinks it would be a good idea to take lots of glitched-out or defocused or motion-blurred Simpsons pictures and give them all Simpsons-related parodic names of modern art. The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Homer Simpson. Beautiful revolving bart, oops brown painting. A distorted photograph of the Simpsons isn't art. Her favorite was a nude tattooed woman with the head and hands of a praying mantis. Emily thinks Veridiana looks like a punk rocker.
No, you don't want to be a movie critic. You may think it's cushy until you watched the third shitty parody/gross out comedy in a row. Same goes for food critic and video game tester. Do you want to watch the latest parody movie from Seltzer and Freidberg? DO YOU? I didn't think so.
death lily: the lily that eats people
My uncle was imagining that. Lilies like pitcher plants or venus fly traps. Well, there are things called cobra lilies, and if you're like me, you're thinking that would make a good band name, provided they don't call themselves the Cobra Lillies instead. And they exist. I'm assuming they sound like Espers, but Myspace hates you now and doesn't work properly. I know Bandcamp and Soundcloud exist and I've finally heard Language of Light because of them.
Hey, how do venus fly traps pollinate? Well, they have flowers. Maybe they don't lay out bait when they need to reproduce.
burning question: if you could make a golem out of any material, what would it be?
... funerale is underlined and divertimento is not. Passing strange.
"We put the fun in funeral." is both a band name and a song name. I had no idea. Someone should list all the bands with Simpsons references in their names. Fallout Boy is famous. Rancho Relaxo isn't, but it is still a band.
That was probably the only eulogy anyone would hear a Back to the Future reference in. Also, I bet that guy who wanted to hook up a car battery to his corpse that would make him pop out of the coffin whenever someone kneeled next to it is Italian.
Samantha asks: Who vacuums this place?
I'm sure that they're used to it. Eventually, they realize: It's just a corpse. Keep jumping at every little thing and you'll wear yourself out. Either that, or they're like that kid from that Are You Afraid of the Dark episode who sleeps in a casket and buries shrimp in mashed potatoes and really actually kind of enjoys being around dead people.
Emily hates Nickelback. She also says nobody really likes Nickelback and Daughtry sounds exactly like Nickelback. I wonder if she's heard Hinder. It's like Nickelback except more so, and they're also a lot sleazier.
Lauren was mixing together the frosting (green-yellow-pink) from an eclair (dark brown and beige) to get a rather nice orange color.
Anti-art's been around since World War I, though maybe taking distorted screencaps of the Simpsons is a new thing.
Carolyn (like fingers, not spine, and don't you forget it) thinks it would be a good idea to take lots of glitched-out or defocused or motion-blurred Simpsons pictures and give them all Simpsons-related parodic names of modern art. The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Homer Simpson. Beautiful revolving bart, oops brown painting. A distorted photograph of the Simpsons isn't art. Her favorite was a nude tattooed woman with the head and hands of a praying mantis. Emily thinks Veridiana looks like a punk rocker.
No, you don't want to be a movie critic. You may think it's cushy until you watched the third shitty parody/gross out comedy in a row. Same goes for food critic and video game tester. Do you want to watch the latest parody movie from Seltzer and Freidberg? DO YOU? I didn't think so.
death lily: the lily that eats people
My uncle was imagining that. Lilies like pitcher plants or venus fly traps. Well, there are things called cobra lilies, and if you're like me, you're thinking that would make a good band name, provided they don't call themselves the Cobra Lillies instead. And they exist. I'm assuming they sound like Espers, but Myspace hates you now and doesn't work properly. I know Bandcamp and Soundcloud exist and I've finally heard Language of Light because of them.
Hey, how do venus fly traps pollinate? Well, they have flowers. Maybe they don't lay out bait when they need to reproduce.
burning question: if you could make a golem out of any material, what would it be?
