rumors

I'm feeling awkward and my stomach feels like it's filled with vomiting butterflies. Because reasons. Also, shut up. I think I'm going to watch Archer until this vomiting butterfly feeling goes away.

Unneutered male cats have obvious "pom-poms," which are, spoiler alert, testicles. Rabbits can sort of retract their testicles because it makes them more aerodynamic when they bounce away. A lot of people go in for spays and get a neutering, and some people, like myself, go their entire life without ever figuring out what sex it is.

Kristian thought someone's phone (in a drawing, of course) was an obscene gesture, perhaps by some kind of aye-aye-human hybrid, or maybe she doesn't know, so forget it, and also shut up. Aye-ayes have long middle fingers. True fact.

I recommended that Paige throw ham and maybe a wad of béchamel at her boyfriend. It's an Archer reference. Chichi knows it's awesome. Also, I swear Chichi was the cat lady I met on the Red Line in Eternity Through The Stars. The one who had cats and snakes.

Also, boa constrictors can produce musk when they're frightened and it stinks. I did not know that. Chichi learned about it the hard way.

I was going to ask a burning question from Only Forward but nothing has gone truly horribly awry, and I thought of asking one from Archer about getting a giant science molecule to waddle out here and doing a cute little bit together, but
burning question: there are people out there who think that male cats don't have nipples. Do they ever look at themselves?