uneasy feelings
Oct. 3rd, 2016 06:35 pmWe do have a muskrat. Muskrats apparently like to eat eggs but we don't have those. Tiffany said that maybe if we had twenty muskrats, we'd get eggs but I can't think of any good reason to keep eggs around otherwise and I can think of many reasons to not keep eggs around. They also eat dog food, fish, and greens. The sign described him as feisty.
Before I left, I checked the facebook page and when there aren't any updates, it means one of two things: either there's a really cool animal, perhaps, a muskrat, and Jack couldn't be fucked to take any pictures of it, or we have a bunch of unremarkable animals, in our case, waterfowl, gulls, hawks, rodos, and squirrels. Maybe a common songbird like a robin or a starling or sparrow. And we had plenty of those; one of the geese looked wet when we had him in the bathtub, and they shouldn't be wet because they produce oils to repel the water and if they are wet, it's not a good sign, and one of the geese was waterproof but didn't want to swim and tried to escape through the window. Thing is, he has lead poisoning and he had fishing wire wrapped around his neck and the last thing he needs is head trauma. Also, let it be said that the squirrel room smells evil. Not quite as evil as the gull cage I cleaned and a different kind of evil. A very earthy evil.
One of the owls escaped. Hopefully he's doing well out in the wild. Tiffany said it outsmarted the intern while they were flight testing it and I'm like "wait, you mean an owl?" and she's like "yeah, I know. Owls are dumb and it still managed to outsmart an intern."
Priya is from Long Island, not Meghalaya or Ray Bradbury's Venus from All Summer In A Day (it was 1954, people just thought Venus was like that and I'm sure they were disappointed by Venera's findings. Oh well, Venus is still a cool planet. Okay, maybe not cool, really, lead meltingly hot, but you know what I mean) like I thought, and she used to have nightmares of the tide rising up to her bedroom.
Towards the end of the day, I didn't expect to see Colleen. Maybe she still volunteers but I had to leave before she arrived. Otherwise, I've got nothing.
burning question: Mateus sounds so much more threatening, doesn't it? Plus Mateus Palamecia had an airship capable of generating a cyclone.
Before I left, I checked the facebook page and when there aren't any updates, it means one of two things: either there's a really cool animal, perhaps, a muskrat, and Jack couldn't be fucked to take any pictures of it, or we have a bunch of unremarkable animals, in our case, waterfowl, gulls, hawks, rodos, and squirrels. Maybe a common songbird like a robin or a starling or sparrow. And we had plenty of those; one of the geese looked wet when we had him in the bathtub, and they shouldn't be wet because they produce oils to repel the water and if they are wet, it's not a good sign, and one of the geese was waterproof but didn't want to swim and tried to escape through the window. Thing is, he has lead poisoning and he had fishing wire wrapped around his neck and the last thing he needs is head trauma. Also, let it be said that the squirrel room smells evil. Not quite as evil as the gull cage I cleaned and a different kind of evil. A very earthy evil.
One of the owls escaped. Hopefully he's doing well out in the wild. Tiffany said it outsmarted the intern while they were flight testing it and I'm like "wait, you mean an owl?" and she's like "yeah, I know. Owls are dumb and it still managed to outsmart an intern."
Priya is from Long Island, not Meghalaya or Ray Bradbury's Venus from All Summer In A Day (it was 1954, people just thought Venus was like that and I'm sure they were disappointed by Venera's findings. Oh well, Venus is still a cool planet. Okay, maybe not cool, really, lead meltingly hot, but you know what I mean) like I thought, and she used to have nightmares of the tide rising up to her bedroom.
Towards the end of the day, I didn't expect to see Colleen. Maybe she still volunteers but I had to leave before she arrived. Otherwise, I've got nothing.
burning question: Mateus sounds so much more threatening, doesn't it? Plus Mateus Palamecia had an airship capable of generating a cyclone.