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flower war
Jan. 8th, 2020 09:36 pm71 days until the vernal equinox
Since 1935, there's been a tug of war in Iran between the religious fundamentalist faction and the fascist faction, and Trump just kinda decapitated the fascist faction, but unified the two.
This is why I think that somehow fate will find a way for both Trump and Iran to come out on top. Trump can look firm for his neoconservative compadres and for his anti-war racist base, he can now claim that he prevented a massive war. Iran has a martyr and can stifle dissent. They're going to have more control over the Iraq-Syria-Lebanon axis and that's what Putin wants.
The alt-right and other assorted racists really like Iran and their fears of war are not about death and destruction, they fear pride parades and blue-haired women in Isfahan.
Iran proved itself a paper tiger. Maybe they'll walk away satisfied from Operation Martyr Suleimani, even if they did just blow up a lot of sand.
If I may pry you away from World War III for a moment…
We had a red-ruffed lemur that projectile vomited all over Greg. They’re twice the size of a ring-tailed lemur and like everything else in Madagascar, they’ll probably be wiped out by 2050. This one wasn't wild, as there aren't too many wild lemurs within two radians of Massachusetts.
Jacob described one of Sephiroth’s forms as a fleshy Megatron gone wrong.
The final form, Michael says, looks like he has a chicken wing grafted to his back and feathers instead of legs.
Abby put the lids in the sanitizer all organized-like.
"Oh, thank you," she said to Jacob.
"No, I was wondering what was wrong with you," Jacob said.
Harry was eating from a box labeled Harry's Nom Nom, which sounds like something that'd belong to Harry The Super Mutant.
Suzanne had a dream in which she was soaking turtles but they were cold so she put them in an oven drawer and boiled the water and woke up in a cold sweat.
Suzanne is living at the wildlife center so she can never truly escape.
Michael said of Alan Moore that "You ruined League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Only I may do that."
Get this: Harry Potter is the antiChrist and can shoot lightning from his crotch and Mary Poppins, who is an embodiment of God, killed him.
Aff's Diary is officially over and I fully expect him to renew the domain name for another decade just to keep it from turning Indonesian like Sad Puppies 4 and Eyzwydopen.
burning question: why is Yummy Mummy in Chichen Itza? Shouldn’t he be in Egypt?
Since 1935, there's been a tug of war in Iran between the religious fundamentalist faction and the fascist faction, and Trump just kinda decapitated the fascist faction, but unified the two.
This is why I think that somehow fate will find a way for both Trump and Iran to come out on top. Trump can look firm for his neoconservative compadres and for his anti-war racist base, he can now claim that he prevented a massive war. Iran has a martyr and can stifle dissent. They're going to have more control over the Iraq-Syria-Lebanon axis and that's what Putin wants.
The alt-right and other assorted racists really like Iran and their fears of war are not about death and destruction, they fear pride parades and blue-haired women in Isfahan.
Iran proved itself a paper tiger. Maybe they'll walk away satisfied from Operation Martyr Suleimani, even if they did just blow up a lot of sand.
If I may pry you away from World War III for a moment…
We had a red-ruffed lemur that projectile vomited all over Greg. They’re twice the size of a ring-tailed lemur and like everything else in Madagascar, they’ll probably be wiped out by 2050. This one wasn't wild, as there aren't too many wild lemurs within two radians of Massachusetts.
Jacob described one of Sephiroth’s forms as a fleshy Megatron gone wrong.
The final form, Michael says, looks like he has a chicken wing grafted to his back and feathers instead of legs.
Abby put the lids in the sanitizer all organized-like.
"Oh, thank you," she said to Jacob.
"No, I was wondering what was wrong with you," Jacob said.
Harry was eating from a box labeled Harry's Nom Nom, which sounds like something that'd belong to Harry The Super Mutant.
Suzanne had a dream in which she was soaking turtles but they were cold so she put them in an oven drawer and boiled the water and woke up in a cold sweat.
Suzanne is living at the wildlife center so she can never truly escape.
Michael said of Alan Moore that "You ruined League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Only I may do that."
Get this: Harry Potter is the antiChrist and can shoot lightning from his crotch and Mary Poppins, who is an embodiment of God, killed him.
Aff's Diary is officially over and I fully expect him to renew the domain name for another decade just to keep it from turning Indonesian like Sad Puppies 4 and Eyzwydopen.
burning question: why is Yummy Mummy in Chichen Itza? Shouldn’t he be in Egypt?
