to remind you that I'm still alive
Mar. 3rd, 2008 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yamamanamaTo my ex-friends, thank you.
I know that life is worth living, because you've shown me how badly my funeral is going to suck.
No, not that. Life is good, aside from the fact that I've just recovered from a nasty illness. Try not to be too disappointed. I missed... you missed... something about a Modest Proposal (remember Transience Blues? She's back.). And Dr. Zoidberg riding a sperm. And how condoms don't make good water balloons. And a bunch of conversations with Matt, Alex, and Al. They were about Zoidberg riding a sperm and how the Grumpy Snail is not grumpy because of Valentine's Day because he can have sex with himself if he wanted to and he's a frigging snail and therefore doesn't care about love, but he is grumpy because Fry sucks at playing the holophonor and it is the chartreuse paper's flaw to have a Grumpy Snail printed on it. Also, I hiccupped for six hours and vomited at the end of the ordeal. I wasn't planning to write about that.
But, yayyy, I'm better, and all I have right now is EAR CONGESTION FROM HELL.
Grumpy Snails don't have ears.
At least, I can't find any on the snail diagram.
Which makes me wonder why he cares.
However, grumpy snails are superior, as grumpy snails are capable of posessing emotions like grumpiness and anger and perhaps even false heath fritillary.
Perhaps he is also able to hear.
I know that life is worth living, because you've shown me how badly my funeral is going to suck.
No, not that. Life is good, aside from the fact that I've just recovered from a nasty illness. Try not to be too disappointed. I missed... you missed... something about a Modest Proposal (remember Transience Blues? She's back.). And Dr. Zoidberg riding a sperm. And how condoms don't make good water balloons. And a bunch of conversations with Matt, Alex, and Al. They were about Zoidberg riding a sperm and how the Grumpy Snail is not grumpy because of Valentine's Day because he can have sex with himself if he wanted to and he's a frigging snail and therefore doesn't care about love, but he is grumpy because Fry sucks at playing the holophonor and it is the chartreuse paper's flaw to have a Grumpy Snail printed on it. Also, I hiccupped for six hours and vomited at the end of the ordeal. I wasn't planning to write about that.
But, yayyy, I'm better, and all I have right now is EAR CONGESTION FROM HELL.
Grumpy Snails don't have ears.
At least, I can't find any on the snail diagram.
Which makes me wonder why he cares.
However, grumpy snails are superior, as grumpy snails are capable of posessing emotions like grumpiness and anger and perhaps even false heath fritillary.
Perhaps he is also able to hear.
