Ten sketches
Apr. 4th, 2008 02:02 pmX - 4 aprile 2008
My crack team of specially trained spider monkeys will have to investigate this. Earlier, they found some evidence of crap from a couple of months ago.
Seriously, LM. The world's a better place with his throat cut. Go for it.
I feel the same about you.
I guess I'm just tired of it and his sympathizers getting mad with me when I write about what he does to me. That's like somebody getting robbed and telling people about it, then certain people turn around and get mad because you're talking about it. Makes no sense.
Except the analogy sucks.
You know, maybe you SHOULD go to his place and beat the shit out of him. I know I would.
I think people have no idea what the hell they are talking about when they call us New Englanders assholes and say Texans are nice. This jerk is Texan. New England has Liz.
Lesson Learned: There actually was an intellivision voice module. Or was it Colecovision? Remember 8-Bit Angel? Of course you don't.
Burning Question: Why would a htm document that one of the spider monkeys saved open in IE? That's a waste, since even Firefox is more efficient. After all, Firefox doesn't require me to load Classic. Huh? What the hell is IE doing on the compy, anyway?
Burning Question: Should I tell the secret identity of the spider monkey or just blame someone else?
IX - 3 aprile 2008
If Alex was an iguana, his name would be Jeffrey. Melissa would be named Iggy.
I asked someone why there would be a character in a Japanese show named L. What do they say? I mean, when he's around, are they silent, or do they jingle little silver bells or what?
Matt wants them to put the rice in the burritos so he doesn't have to open up the burrito, pour the rice in, and fold it back up. He says they'll probably e-mail him and tell him to stop asking. Like that guy did when I asked him a favor.
Lesson Learned: Ok Computer is cyclical.
Burning Question: Am I better off without The Great Cake Adventure!? I couldn't find it on any torrent, and I tried both the English name and the Japanese, and I'd have tried the Nahuatl title if I knew it.
VIII - 2 aprile 2008
Rachel is amused by the plot and TarsTarkas' description of The Great Cake Adventure! So are Liz and Al and Alex and Alex (yes, I know 4 people named Alex and nobody here has a first name and/or surname easily said in Japanese) and Matt and Dana. Dana wonders where the hell I find
I had Liz listen to Angelit (from Finland). She enjoyed it, as expected. So I'm going to make her a mix CD. I didn't ask her what her name would be if she was an iguana, but I think it would be something like Plippy Ploppy Cheese Nose. Or a real name that people can say, such as Eblis O'Shaunnesy.
I got some free CDs too! One of them had a cat on it, and one of the guys who works at the radio station told me about a song about being a kitten or something. I told him about Piano Space For Marimo Kitty, which sounds a bit like a cat walking on a piano with a lot of static. No, that's not going on the mix CD.
Al, Emily, and I talked about video games. If Emily was an iguana, her name would be Fred. Like the frog Blaster Master. For some reason, that reminded her of Little Nemo. Also, Emily hates lolcats as much as I do. That's AWESOME. And it makes sense, because she looks down on modern internet culture like I do and Liz made a conscious decision to isolate herself from it. Lizzy was the name of my friend's iguana. One of them. The other one was named Lucky. I think. If it was something like Lizzy Prime, it should be Lucky because that's a Radiohead song. If you can't figure out why Lizzy is an appropriate name for an iguana, you are a) really dense, and I mean extremely dense, the kind of dense that causes light to be pulled towards you, and even Plarom doesn't reach that level of dense, b) foreign, but I fail to see why you're reading this if you only speak Apache, or c) are under the impression that an iguana is a variety of amphibian.
Burning Question: If you were an iguana, what would your name be?
VII - 1 aprile 2008
The problem with Romantic music is that everything seems so underwhelming after listening to it.
VI - 30 marzo 2008
There is a movie called The Great Cake Adventure! about J-Pop musicians who work in a bakery shaped like a giant rabbits' head and have to fight an evil queen who hates cake so much she sings about hwo much she hates cake. And she lives in a cake castle. Ok. I get it, I really do. She wants food and her minions bring her cake because they're too lazy to go to the store and she's had nothing but cake to eat for the past five years. That's about as healthy for you as listening to exclusively Asian pop.
Tars Tarkas described it as the kind of thing Pixar would make if Pixar was staffed entirely by PCP snorting spider monkeys with their faces stuck in glue traps. Seeing somc clips, I agree with that assessment.
V - 28 marzo 2008
On this day, nothing happened.
Miyomi only thinks stuff did.
Actually, that's a lie. I discovered that the enraged marshmallow peep is from a flash cartoon called Big Bunny, which is about a giant enraged marshmallow peep that tells really bad stories. The incident on the bus happened in Pennsylvania. I've never been there, but judging by people's reactions on the bus and people's reactions in the classroom, enraged marshmallow peeps fighting Satan (or Darth Maul according to Sarah or Hellboy according to one of Alex's friends) is a normal occurence there.
IV - 27 marzo 2008
On this day, stuff happened but I forget it now and will have to put it in later.
Stuff like a bunch of guys ran around with foam swords and nerf guns. Anyone who goes to college with me (or has read the now vanished Virtual Tour, which exists as a set of notes now) knows that the campus is split by the commuter rail tracks and a parking lot. There's a bridge people can walk under to get from one side of campus to the other, where, in my college career, I have had to walk to get to all but one math class and a sociology class.
I might be able to put it together in Marathon for you. I made my middle school and high school.
Someone says: The American Enterprise Institute - seriously awesome. Just think the opposite of what they do and you'll be all good.
III - 26 marzo 2008
African music concert! The acoustics in the caf meant a bit too much feedback on loud sounds and it impairing (did I just use a word that someone said was underused? I'll never forgive myself for that) Matt's ability to do the crossword.
I showed Sarah, Arthur, Rachel, Adam? my artwork. Sarah has an appreciation of Star Wars, which is always a good thing.
II - 25 marzo 2008
I - 24 marzo 2008
Some people resurrect my faith in humanity. Just not people who participate in a lengthy discussion on what classes to take to meet women and who think that stereotypical sorority fembots are better than an artsy/intellectual type. If I hadn't watched Ghost World, and if Amara wasn't run off, and if Miyomi didn't go nuts, that's the thread that would have made me walk out on Gamingforce had I not been banned.
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My crack team of specially trained spider monkeys will have to investigate this. Earlier, they found some evidence of crap from a couple of months ago.
Seriously, LM. The world's a better place with his throat cut. Go for it.
I feel the same about you.
I guess I'm just tired of it and his sympathizers getting mad with me when I write about what he does to me. That's like somebody getting robbed and telling people about it, then certain people turn around and get mad because you're talking about it. Makes no sense.
Except the analogy sucks.
You know, maybe you SHOULD go to his place and beat the shit out of him. I know I would.
I think people have no idea what the hell they are talking about when they call us New Englanders assholes and say Texans are nice. This jerk is Texan. New England has Liz.
Lesson Learned: There actually was an intellivision voice module. Or was it Colecovision? Remember 8-Bit Angel? Of course you don't.
Burning Question: Why would a htm document that one of the spider monkeys saved open in IE? That's a waste, since even Firefox is more efficient. After all, Firefox doesn't require me to load Classic. Huh? What the hell is IE doing on the compy, anyway?
Burning Question: Should I tell the secret identity of the spider monkey or just blame someone else?
IX - 3 aprile 2008
If Alex was an iguana, his name would be Jeffrey. Melissa would be named Iggy.
I asked someone why there would be a character in a Japanese show named L. What do they say? I mean, when he's around, are they silent, or do they jingle little silver bells or what?
Matt wants them to put the rice in the burritos so he doesn't have to open up the burrito, pour the rice in, and fold it back up. He says they'll probably e-mail him and tell him to stop asking. Like that guy did when I asked him a favor.
Lesson Learned: Ok Computer is cyclical.
Burning Question: Am I better off without The Great Cake Adventure!? I couldn't find it on any torrent, and I tried both the English name and the Japanese, and I'd have tried the Nahuatl title if I knew it.
VIII - 2 aprile 2008
Rachel is amused by the plot and TarsTarkas' description of The Great Cake Adventure! So are Liz and Al and Alex and Alex (yes, I know 4 people named Alex and nobody here has a first name and/or surname easily said in Japanese) and Matt and Dana. Dana wonders where the hell I find
I had Liz listen to Angelit (from Finland). She enjoyed it, as expected. So I'm going to make her a mix CD. I didn't ask her what her name would be if she was an iguana, but I think it would be something like Plippy Ploppy Cheese Nose. Or a real name that people can say, such as Eblis O'Shaunnesy.
I got some free CDs too! One of them had a cat on it, and one of the guys who works at the radio station told me about a song about being a kitten or something. I told him about Piano Space For Marimo Kitty, which sounds a bit like a cat walking on a piano with a lot of static. No, that's not going on the mix CD.
Al, Emily, and I talked about video games. If Emily was an iguana, her name would be Fred. Like the frog Blaster Master. For some reason, that reminded her of Little Nemo. Also, Emily hates lolcats as much as I do. That's AWESOME. And it makes sense, because she looks down on modern internet culture like I do and Liz made a conscious decision to isolate herself from it. Lizzy was the name of my friend's iguana. One of them. The other one was named Lucky. I think. If it was something like Lizzy Prime, it should be Lucky because that's a Radiohead song. If you can't figure out why Lizzy is an appropriate name for an iguana, you are a) really dense, and I mean extremely dense, the kind of dense that causes light to be pulled towards you, and even Plarom doesn't reach that level of dense, b) foreign, but I fail to see why you're reading this if you only speak Apache, or c) are under the impression that an iguana is a variety of amphibian.
Burning Question: If you were an iguana, what would your name be?
VII - 1 aprile 2008
The problem with Romantic music is that everything seems so underwhelming after listening to it.
VI - 30 marzo 2008
There is a movie called The Great Cake Adventure! about J-Pop musicians who work in a bakery shaped like a giant rabbits' head and have to fight an evil queen who hates cake so much she sings about hwo much she hates cake. And she lives in a cake castle. Ok. I get it, I really do. She wants food and her minions bring her cake because they're too lazy to go to the store and she's had nothing but cake to eat for the past five years. That's about as healthy for you as listening to exclusively Asian pop.
Tars Tarkas described it as the kind of thing Pixar would make if Pixar was staffed entirely by PCP snorting spider monkeys with their faces stuck in glue traps. Seeing somc clips, I agree with that assessment.
V - 28 marzo 2008
On this day, nothing happened.
Miyomi only thinks stuff did.
Actually, that's a lie. I discovered that the enraged marshmallow peep is from a flash cartoon called Big Bunny, which is about a giant enraged marshmallow peep that tells really bad stories. The incident on the bus happened in Pennsylvania. I've never been there, but judging by people's reactions on the bus and people's reactions in the classroom, enraged marshmallow peeps fighting Satan (or Darth Maul according to Sarah or Hellboy according to one of Alex's friends) is a normal occurence there.
IV - 27 marzo 2008
On this day, stuff happened but I forget it now and will have to put it in later.
Stuff like a bunch of guys ran around with foam swords and nerf guns. Anyone who goes to college with me (or has read the now vanished Virtual Tour, which exists as a set of notes now) knows that the campus is split by the commuter rail tracks and a parking lot. There's a bridge people can walk under to get from one side of campus to the other, where, in my college career, I have had to walk to get to all but one math class and a sociology class.
I might be able to put it together in Marathon for you. I made my middle school and high school.
Someone says: The American Enterprise Institute - seriously awesome. Just think the opposite of what they do and you'll be all good.
III - 26 marzo 2008
African music concert! The acoustics in the caf meant a bit too much feedback on loud sounds and it impairing (did I just use a word that someone said was underused? I'll never forgive myself for that) Matt's ability to do the crossword.
I showed Sarah, Arthur, Rachel, Adam? my artwork. Sarah has an appreciation of Star Wars, which is always a good thing.
II - 25 marzo 2008
I - 24 marzo 2008
Some people resurrect my faith in humanity. Just not people who participate in a lengthy discussion on what classes to take to meet women and who think that stereotypical sorority fembots are better than an artsy/intellectual type. If I hadn't watched Ghost World, and if Amara wasn't run off, and if Miyomi didn't go nuts, that's the thread that would have made me walk out on Gamingforce had I not been banned.
This entry is incomplete