"Lizzy always saves the day"
Apr. 8th, 2008 08:59 pmI asked Laurie the Iguana question and that's what she said. She was talking about the Magic School Bus and how the triceratops-iguana-basilisk-hybrid-thing* saves the day when Ms Frizzle is out on a drug run.
*Wikipedia says she's an unspecified lizard named by unoriginal bastards that gets jealous of the bus and therefore has enough intelligence to feel emotions but not enough to realize that the bus is a machine and not a sentient creature.
Damnit, dinosaurs aren't lizards.
The geography club was selling cookies with whimsical names, except I can't figure out what was so international about the cookies. There was an inflatable globe that has Kazakhstan, but some adjacent nations are colored the same and the red is starting to leak into other countries.
I have more Light. That caused a delay in Operation: Make Liz A CD, but it didn't really matter since I didn't see her anyway.
Lesson Learned: The world would be a better place if there was less nationalism and a spacetime rift along a great circle from pole to pole so we don't need arbitrary seperation of the Eastern and Western hemisphere.
Unless you're Ukranian or Mozambiquean, anyway. According to the globe, anyway.
Burning Question: It WAS going to be about The Magic School Bus and drugs, but I have a more important one. Would anyone be willing and able to spray someone in the face with a bottle of shaving cream? Keep in mind that you have to be in Portland, Maine at 8 PM on May 26, 2008. Write Hydelloon on a sign.
*Wikipedia says she's an unspecified lizard named by unoriginal bastards that gets jealous of the bus and therefore has enough intelligence to feel emotions but not enough to realize that the bus is a machine and not a sentient creature.
Damnit, dinosaurs aren't lizards.
The geography club was selling cookies with whimsical names, except I can't figure out what was so international about the cookies. There was an inflatable globe that has Kazakhstan, but some adjacent nations are colored the same and the red is starting to leak into other countries.
I have more Light. That caused a delay in Operation: Make Liz A CD, but it didn't really matter since I didn't see her anyway.
Lesson Learned: The world would be a better place if there was less nationalism and a spacetime rift along a great circle from pole to pole so we don't need arbitrary seperation of the Eastern and Western hemisphere.
Unless you're Ukranian or Mozambiquean, anyway. According to the globe, anyway.
Burning Question: It WAS going to be about The Magic School Bus and drugs, but I have a more important one. Would anyone be willing and able to spray someone in the face with a bottle of shaving cream? Keep in mind that you have to be in Portland, Maine at 8 PM on May 26, 2008. Write Hydelloon on a sign.