yamamanama | Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Hunewearl Who Mistook Orson Wells for George Orwell

Remember that work of anti-hunewearl satire? Of coure you don't, because I lost it and didn't post it when I had the chance to. I think I'd neeed some giraffes to enforce the creation of a kickass Sherlock Holmes story about a hunewearl and a mystery surrounding the murder of a rather bad satirist and then Sherlock Holmes will solve the case using deduction. Turns out that KOS-MOS killed the satirist for a broken shift key, which means there's a mystery surrounding who could be diabolical enough to reprogram KOS-MOS to do that. Unfortunately, giraffes don't really like the cold so it has to wait until spring and I didn't think of it until some time yesterday so I didn't tell Laurie even though I saw her on Friday. We talked about how there's a Magic School Bus game and the lizard is a hooker and how there's a game called Mr. Bloopy Saves The Earth. I didn't think of how it can be compared to the third worst story I ever read until now, which was entiled Pirate Ninja Bobo Saves The Day and was filled with lame internet humor.

I also talked to Brian and Ellen, which means I should devote some time to making a virtual space mix CD.

Burning Question: Why would there be a giraffe in the sky? Guess the reference, get a cookie. That is, if I know you and don't need Sherlock Holmes to find you like certain people.