Not every day's a victory
Feb. 11th, 2009 10:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yamamanamaI don't have many ambitions, but they're my ambitions. Today, on February 11, 2009, or September 84 of the second phase of spring, 01984 by Chinese standards, I woke up with the purpose of subverting McAdoc procedures for creative gain, which means saying "um, excuse me, you dropped these" and putting the four questions that the security telescreen guy from Obsidian asks you while messing around with various color cards.
The questions are as follows. Because Valentine's Day isn't about protecting yourself from STDs for some people.
If a rebel were to approach you and ask you to subvert existing bureau procedures for personal or creative gain, you would:
A) Report the incident immediately at the Rebel Control booth.
B) Do exactly as the rebel tells you.
C) Beat the rebel to a bloody pulp with a blunt and rounded shovel.
Your project is stalled. Buried in paperwork. Feeling a mounting sensation of anger and frustration, you would:
A.) Quit the project and devote the rest of your life to beer.
B.) Race to the Mediation Booth and cry your eyes out.
C.) Beat your coworkers to a bloody pulp with a blunt and rounded shovel
I believe that
A.) Science is more important than law.
B.) Law is more important than science.
C.) Law and science mean nothing
I prefer to eat my ice cream in
A.) A cone
B) A bowl
C) Straight from the carton with a plastic spoon
I made a typo on the original version (feeling = felling) and would probably blame Ceres (and therefore the guy who was working on this, who was probably up at 1 AM with only caffeine to keep him going) for the mistake.
But otherwise, it was an almost perfect day, the kind where my plan came in to fruition, I'd have called it something else, like "A crush, a hero-worship, and hyperrealism," and for those of you who don't understand the concept of hyperreal, visit Celebration, Florida, and watch some softcore lesbian porn (hi, there, various people searching for your fix here! Want a jellyfishy?) First of all, it was warm out, so I could get away with wearing my Cats Against War t-shirt, which everyone liked. In fact, I made two friends because of it, and their names are Fiona (It's Irish, she said) and Courtney (have a jellyfishy, Courtney) and they liked Universal Hall Pass when I had them listen to it.
For the record, my name is anglized Greek. People on Facebook know it. People I know know it. If you see anyone who knows me personally or via Facebook answer this, stone them.
Also, Fiona makes me think of butterflies. Phionella. Except it's not a butterfly, it's just some stuff Liz made up.
Alex's friend, who needs a name, a nice name that people can say, so not Plippy Ploppy Cheese Nose, goes with the shovel option and her method of eating ice cream depends on the weather. I don't like cones very much. They're a great concept, but they don't work so well in execution, and it's even more of a pain in the ass when I'm in a car and the wind is blowing in my face and there's melty ice cream all over my hands so I can't fix my hair. So I settle on cups.
Oh, and there's this guy who was trying to be a 70s variety show host and had his hair gelled a little so that if he grew it out and it was white and he had a bushier mustache, he'd look like Dr. Wily dressed as a 70s variety show host.
I feel more scatterbrained than usual today, and Firefox seems really unstable and bitchy, more so than usual. I talked Christina, who did not write the erotic poem as I had thought but did take a picture of it and does like to think that songs are written about her, and I asked about Scatterbrain because it reminded me of her. But not in the being-caught-in-an-aistrike sense of the song.
I'm more talkative in person. Online, I'm really detached and asocial, and people (and hunewearls) don't like that, so then I become detached and asocial.
orange
Burning Question: Why are there so many sequels coming out? I read that there's going to be an Alvin and the Chipmunks sequel and another Baby Geniuses sequel. Remakes too. I had a conversation with Dan and it turned into one about how every horror movie franchise must go into space.
orange
thirtysix fourtyfour sixtyeight twentyseven fortytwo sixtyseven.
from sun to the sky.
meta bella bella
The questions are as follows. Because Valentine's Day isn't about protecting yourself from STDs for some people.
If a rebel were to approach you and ask you to subvert existing bureau procedures for personal or creative gain, you would:
A) Report the incident immediately at the Rebel Control booth.
B) Do exactly as the rebel tells you.
C) Beat the rebel to a bloody pulp with a blunt and rounded shovel.
Your project is stalled. Buried in paperwork. Feeling a mounting sensation of anger and frustration, you would:
A.) Quit the project and devote the rest of your life to beer.
B.) Race to the Mediation Booth and cry your eyes out.
C.) Beat your coworkers to a bloody pulp with a blunt and rounded shovel
I believe that
A.) Science is more important than law.
B.) Law is more important than science.
C.) Law and science mean nothing
I prefer to eat my ice cream in
A.) A cone
B) A bowl
C) Straight from the carton with a plastic spoon
I made a typo on the original version (feeling = felling) and would probably blame Ceres (and therefore the guy who was working on this, who was probably up at 1 AM with only caffeine to keep him going) for the mistake.
But otherwise, it was an almost perfect day, the kind where my plan came in to fruition, I'd have called it something else, like "A crush, a hero-worship, and hyperrealism," and for those of you who don't understand the concept of hyperreal, visit Celebration, Florida, and watch some softcore lesbian porn (hi, there, various people searching for your fix here! Want a jellyfishy?) First of all, it was warm out, so I could get away with wearing my Cats Against War t-shirt, which everyone liked. In fact, I made two friends because of it, and their names are Fiona (It's Irish, she said) and Courtney (have a jellyfishy, Courtney) and they liked Universal Hall Pass when I had them listen to it.
For the record, my name is anglized Greek. People on Facebook know it. People I know know it. If you see anyone who knows me personally or via Facebook answer this, stone them.
Also, Fiona makes me think of butterflies. Phionella. Except it's not a butterfly, it's just some stuff Liz made up.
Alex's friend, who needs a name, a nice name that people can say, so not Plippy Ploppy Cheese Nose, goes with the shovel option and her method of eating ice cream depends on the weather. I don't like cones very much. They're a great concept, but they don't work so well in execution, and it's even more of a pain in the ass when I'm in a car and the wind is blowing in my face and there's melty ice cream all over my hands so I can't fix my hair. So I settle on cups.
Oh, and there's this guy who was trying to be a 70s variety show host and had his hair gelled a little so that if he grew it out and it was white and he had a bushier mustache, he'd look like Dr. Wily dressed as a 70s variety show host.
I feel more scatterbrained than usual today, and Firefox seems really unstable and bitchy, more so than usual. I talked Christina, who did not write the erotic poem as I had thought but did take a picture of it and does like to think that songs are written about her, and I asked about Scatterbrain because it reminded me of her. But not in the being-caught-in-an-aistrike sense of the song.
I'm more talkative in person. Online, I'm really detached and asocial, and people (and hunewearls) don't like that, so then I become detached and asocial.
orange
Burning Question: Why are there so many sequels coming out? I read that there's going to be an Alvin and the Chipmunks sequel and another Baby Geniuses sequel. Remakes too. I had a conversation with Dan and it turned into one about how every horror movie franchise must go into space.
orange
thirtysix fourtyfour sixtyeight twentyseven fortytwo sixtyseven.
from sun to the sky.
meta bella bella
