how i imagine my hand holds yours
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yamamanamaday 1: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now.
Note that I said day one, doesn't mean they'll be done in consecutive days. If you really want the rest, just ask.
1. I hate you. Drop dead. ______
2. Are Filipinos of Malay descent? Because they both have crazy-looking vampires.
3. I'd sell my soul for a formula one race car. Nevermind.
4. Will's a male name, you idiot, plain as day. Unless you live in Romania, apparently. And you translate it directly. And you maybe stick an a at the front of it for no reason. Why can't you see that? Are you crazy? Get the hell out of my livejournal.
5. I think I already know what you mean. That's enough. I've heard enough. Just go away.
6. You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich!
7. Greetings, from the world of tomorrow!
8. I seem to have misplaced my Temple of The Apocalyptic Doomageddon CD. Also, you're supposed to release Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Apocalyptic Doomageddon. Where is it, Danimal, or Kevin for that matter? Where is it?
9. Believe what you want to. Whatever it takes to make you happy.
A. We're using base 16 now. Do you know the great thing about the number 10? It can be anything, depending on what base you're using.
B. Since you are transparently not a member of ToTAD, you do not have the right to a lawyer. Should you have the money for one, it will be removed from you. Anything you say, think, or fail to admit can and will be used against you. You will not be told under what charges you are being detained, nor allowed to confront such witnesses as may be subpoenaed to testify to your guilt, nor be informed as how much they were paid to do so. While incarcerated, you will be required to pay room and board at market rates. If you cannot afford to do so, you will be beaten. You do not have the right to medical care. You do not have the right to convalesce. You do not have the right to a funeral. Do you understand?
C. OH MY CRAP THERE ARE FINALLY RAVE TAGS. http://daphaknee.livejournal.com/878124.html Look! Look! You can hold your pointer over the links and they do ravelicious things! Do you want to tell me how they work, Livejournal? No? Fine. Te urasc.
D. So I'm reading a description of a book called The Affirmation; it's by Christopher Priest, it's about a guy who's 29 and living in London and just ended a bad relationship and his father died and he just lost his job, so he's fixing up an old house and writing his autobiography, and to hide their identities, he changes names and the names of the towns and even the nature of the world they exist in. Either that or he's living in Jethra, in the power of Faiandland, and he wins a lottery granting the prize of immortality in exchange for total amnesia, and falls in love with a woman named Seri, and is haunted by the memory of a manuscript he wrote 2 years earlier.
I did that back in high school, or rather, middle of my sophomore year up until my freshman year of college, at which work and other projects (I'll link to them). Wrote an autobiography with the names of people and places changed, I mean. Not really the nature of the reality I lived in, descriptions of places were accurate to my knowledge.
E. Did you know that there's an old NES game with an 800 number you could call back in the days for hints, and now it's a sex hotline? Isn't that amusing?
F. The Flotilla Choir sucks. Sucks sucks sucks sucks SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS. I hate it so much I can't think of a proper insult for it.
10. Can't sleep; clown will eat me.
Burning Question: Would you accept immortality at the cost of total amnesia?
Note that I said day one, doesn't mean they'll be done in consecutive days. If you really want the rest, just ask.
1. I hate you. Drop dead. ______
2. Are Filipinos of Malay descent? Because they both have crazy-looking vampires.
3. I'd sell my soul for a formula one race car. Nevermind.
4. Will's a male name, you idiot, plain as day. Unless you live in Romania, apparently. And you translate it directly. And you maybe stick an a at the front of it for no reason. Why can't you see that? Are you crazy? Get the hell out of my livejournal.
5. I think I already know what you mean. That's enough. I've heard enough. Just go away.
6. You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich!
7. Greetings, from the world of tomorrow!
8. I seem to have misplaced my Temple of The Apocalyptic Doomageddon CD. Also, you're supposed to release Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Apocalyptic Doomageddon. Where is it, Danimal, or Kevin for that matter? Where is it?
9. Believe what you want to. Whatever it takes to make you happy.
A. We're using base 16 now. Do you know the great thing about the number 10? It can be anything, depending on what base you're using.
B. Since you are transparently not a member of ToTAD, you do not have the right to a lawyer. Should you have the money for one, it will be removed from you. Anything you say, think, or fail to admit can and will be used against you. You will not be told under what charges you are being detained, nor allowed to confront such witnesses as may be subpoenaed to testify to your guilt, nor be informed as how much they were paid to do so. While incarcerated, you will be required to pay room and board at market rates. If you cannot afford to do so, you will be beaten. You do not have the right to medical care. You do not have the right to convalesce. You do not have the right to a funeral. Do you understand?
C. OH MY CRAP THERE ARE FINALLY RAVE TAGS. http://daphaknee.livejournal.com/878124.html Look! Look! You can hold your pointer over the links and they do ravelicious things! Do you want to tell me how they work, Livejournal? No? Fine. Te urasc.
D. So I'm reading a description of a book called The Affirmation; it's by Christopher Priest, it's about a guy who's 29 and living in London and just ended a bad relationship and his father died and he just lost his job, so he's fixing up an old house and writing his autobiography, and to hide their identities, he changes names and the names of the towns and even the nature of the world they exist in. Either that or he's living in Jethra, in the power of Faiandland, and he wins a lottery granting the prize of immortality in exchange for total amnesia, and falls in love with a woman named Seri, and is haunted by the memory of a manuscript he wrote 2 years earlier.
I did that back in high school, or rather, middle of my sophomore year up until my freshman year of college, at which work and other projects (I'll link to them). Wrote an autobiography with the names of people and places changed, I mean. Not really the nature of the reality I lived in, descriptions of places were accurate to my knowledge.
E. Did you know that there's an old NES game with an 800 number you could call back in the days for hints, and now it's a sex hotline? Isn't that amusing?
F. The Flotilla Choir sucks. Sucks sucks sucks sucks SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS. I hate it so much I can't think of a proper insult for it.
10. Can't sleep; clown will eat me.
Burning Question: Would you accept immortality at the cost of total amnesia?
