Vagina Cookies
Feb. 15th, 2006 06:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yamamanamaYes, I'm serious, and yes, I created a damn Livejournal just so I could get this out. Some club was selling VAGINA COOKIES. Candle Tree bought something and said it tasted like ass. I thought it tasted like decent cookie with the aftertaste of ass. Neither of us tried the vagina cookies. It needed to be said. That's all.
There's a huge mound of snow in the grassy area. Candle Tree says they were reinacting Dune. Please explain this to me. Remember, you can actually COMMENT in this one, so DO IT, EVEN IF YOU AREN'T REGISTERED. Unless you're going to be an ass about it.
Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex music makes me really sad. I guess it's because the second reminds me of happier times. I'm sorry, but part of the reason I was much happier is because Tiang wasn't around. In retrospect, anyway. Back then, no. Back then, it was because I thought she liked me. Or maybe she did, like Myu (probably), except I waited too long.
I had a dream that was like Xenosaga and Titanic. In other words, Gnosis attack. Specifically, an Azazel, a Gel Fish in a Simpsons episode where Gnosis attack Springfield (It didn't happen, don't bother looking for it), and something with one arm and legs twisted in a helix that just stood there, danced raucously, and caused insanity. Candle Tree says that everyone in Hollywood is a spoothead and wouldn't fund it. I would, but then the Titanic would be a cardboard box floating in a swimming pool and the gnosis would be floaty pool toys with twizzlers glued on.
Hey, cool, this allows me to post backdated stuff. Guess what that means!
OLD ENTRIES!
Yeah, I have my choco backed up in case of crash and/or white supremacist. Except for the comments.
Oh yeah, Valentine's Day was yesterday. Neil Gaiman has this to say.
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it oepns up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”
This is going on a special someone's Facebook when I get around to it. I love you.
(and I hope your sarcasm deetector works)
There's a huge mound of snow in the grassy area. Candle Tree says they were reinacting Dune. Please explain this to me. Remember, you can actually COMMENT in this one, so DO IT, EVEN IF YOU AREN'T REGISTERED. Unless you're going to be an ass about it.
Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex music makes me really sad. I guess it's because the second reminds me of happier times. I'm sorry, but part of the reason I was much happier is because Tiang wasn't around. In retrospect, anyway. Back then, no. Back then, it was because I thought she liked me. Or maybe she did, like Myu (probably), except I waited too long.
I had a dream that was like Xenosaga and Titanic. In other words, Gnosis attack. Specifically, an Azazel, a Gel Fish in a Simpsons episode where Gnosis attack Springfield (It didn't happen, don't bother looking for it), and something with one arm and legs twisted in a helix that just stood there, danced raucously, and caused insanity. Candle Tree says that everyone in Hollywood is a spoothead and wouldn't fund it. I would, but then the Titanic would be a cardboard box floating in a swimming pool and the gnosis would be floaty pool toys with twizzlers glued on.
Hey, cool, this allows me to post backdated stuff. Guess what that means!
OLD ENTRIES!
Yeah, I have my choco backed up in case of crash and/or white supremacist. Except for the comments.
Oh yeah, Valentine's Day was yesterday. Neil Gaiman has this to say.
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it oepns up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”
This is going on a special someone's Facebook when I get around to it. I love you.
(and I hope your sarcasm deetector works)
