Could you imagine the Pope doing a jig?

An article says he was rejoicing when he canonized some new saints or something. Rich can't. Maybe he would cackle or shoot lightning, but that's not exactly rejoicing.

Katie says that "if it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a conspiracy."

No song right now. Just go download Nightless City Guara Bobero from the contest and perhaps vote for it if you want to spite the Colonel, the Burger, and someone who thinks an enlarged picture of Baby Kermit saying 'i has no shuvel' is the funniest thing ever. When it isn't. In fact, that image isn't funny at all. In fact, it's so unfunny that if I went around sticking the picture in Kurt Vonnegut novels, they would cease to be funny too.

Um, the episode where Homer likes to walk, but can't walk to Turkmenistan is on. Um, I swear that played in August. I hate FOX.

This is quite possibly the worst name for a band.

NO.

They're really good post-punk art-rock from Beijing. China just pushed Indonesia out of its position as third best music in Asia, just below Japan and Cambodia. Maybe Indonesia would still have that position if the Damn Dirty Apes were Indonesian instead of Malaysian, but no. Couldn't happen to a less-deserving place, since the Ministry of Bone-Crushing Repression does not like you at all, and tries to keep music out of your grubby hands. You know what? Screw them. Listen to these songs anyway.

NO - 07

NO - Dustbin

NO - My Father



Back to the name. Oh yeah, that makes searching for them real easy, since I'll find things like "no ____" or or things with "no" as a part of larger words, perhaps with wonky names like Malaclypse Now (if there's a band called that, I want to hear them). And searching for the albums involves random ascii probably, or maybe Chinese characters, and if you don't have unicode support, you're screwed. I bet The Ministry Of Bonecrushing Repression was involved with that one. Ok, yes, there are band names that are just crappier, but at least with them, you can actually find them (assuming they're not Chinese) instead of getting stuff you don't even want.



Well, at least, I just discovered that these songs were rotting on my hard drive, and therefore, haven't looked on Soulseek yet. I'm updating on a school computer. Because I can.




You know what, I'm going to start a band called "the." Not the ____s or ____ the ____ _____ or even "the the." Google yields 14,860,000,000 results for the. That's more results than people.



Here's some more Chinese goodness. These songs had names once, but they weren't in Unicode and are now random ASCII garbage.

Gayamyan - 01

Gayamyan - 02

They're not as good as NO, but they have a much better name.