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Remember the guy who claimed that the dinosaurs exploded and the Earth inflated?
Well, here's what he has to say about Noah's Ark and Asians, courtesy of Fundies Say The Darndest Things.
I have never seen a more sublime demonstration of the totalitarian mind, a mind which might be likened unto a system of gears whose teeth have been filed at random. Such a snaggle toothed thought machine, driven by a standard or even substandard libido whirls with the jerky, gaudy, pointlessness, of a cuckoo clock in Hell.
Jones wasn't completely crazy. The dismaying thing about the classic totalitarian mind is that any given gear, though mutilated, will have at its circumference unbroken sequences of teeth that are immaculately maintained, that are exquisitely machined.
Hence the cuckoo clock in Hell -- keeping perfect time for eight minutes and thirty three seconds, jumping ahead fourteen minutes, keeping perfect time for six seconds, jumping ahead two seconds, keeping perfect time for two hours and one second, then jumping ahead a year.
The missing teeth of course are simple, obvious truths, truths available and comprehensible even to ten year olds, in most cases.
-Mother Night
So, why do I compare him to the Cuckoo Clock in Hell? Saur means lizard, and there's evidence that the air was thicker (probably due to water vapor) in the Carboniferous and maybe even the Crustaceous, and there were giant dragonfly-like insects, which was actually due to the air being easier to fly in. Or maybe there was more oxygen too. I don't know.
There's other cuckoo clock in Hell material on the various sites linked to on the site. For example, there is a 300+ post discussion with two truths, one of which being the statement "blue-eyed parents will have blue-eyed children," which is ruined by a followup statement that claims that brown-eyed parents will never have blue-eyed children. The other one claims that Asians are attractive, although for the wrong reasons, and he doesn't like dark skin. I'll agree with the rest of them, although my reason is because someone who still thinks the Civil War is still going on does not deserve to get laid. Totalitarians. Go figure.
Well, here's what he has to say about Noah's Ark and Asians, courtesy of Fundies Say The Darndest Things.
I have never seen a more sublime demonstration of the totalitarian mind, a mind which might be likened unto a system of gears whose teeth have been filed at random. Such a snaggle toothed thought machine, driven by a standard or even substandard libido whirls with the jerky, gaudy, pointlessness, of a cuckoo clock in Hell.
Jones wasn't completely crazy. The dismaying thing about the classic totalitarian mind is that any given gear, though mutilated, will have at its circumference unbroken sequences of teeth that are immaculately maintained, that are exquisitely machined.
Hence the cuckoo clock in Hell -- keeping perfect time for eight minutes and thirty three seconds, jumping ahead fourteen minutes, keeping perfect time for six seconds, jumping ahead two seconds, keeping perfect time for two hours and one second, then jumping ahead a year.
The missing teeth of course are simple, obvious truths, truths available and comprehensible even to ten year olds, in most cases.
-Mother Night
So, why do I compare him to the Cuckoo Clock in Hell? Saur means lizard, and there's evidence that the air was thicker (probably due to water vapor) in the Carboniferous and maybe even the Crustaceous, and there were giant dragonfly-like insects, which was actually due to the air being easier to fly in. Or maybe there was more oxygen too. I don't know.
There's other cuckoo clock in Hell material on the various sites linked to on the site. For example, there is a 300+ post discussion with two truths, one of which being the statement "blue-eyed parents will have blue-eyed children," which is ruined by a followup statement that claims that brown-eyed parents will never have blue-eyed children. The other one claims that Asians are attractive, although for the wrong reasons, and he doesn't like dark skin. I'll agree with the rest of them, although my reason is because someone who still thinks the Civil War is still going on does not deserve to get laid. Totalitarians. Go figure.
