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Trouble in Tirana
Aug. 10th, 2014 06:00 pmLast year was the Summer of Shakespeare. Lessee, there was Hamlet (the future is hope), Romeo and Juliet (a song to keep us warm), A Midsummer Night's Dream (Lisa Frank stole my unicorn), Two Gentlemen of Verona (a change in climate), and As You Like It (Heirs to all Eternity)
and Kiss Me Kate (Moonlight Sonata). And like last year, they played a recording of Brush Up Your Shakespeare before the performance. Okay, Romeo and Juliet was technically in the autumn. Whatever.
***
Amanda has blue hair and Kim has pink hair. Kim has a raccoon backpack. I don't carry my gel pens around, though. Like me, they complimented everyone who walked by who had colorful hair. They saw a guy with pink hair and a woman with lavender hair, I saw a woman with green hair and a crown of roses.
There is a Vietnamese food cart in Boston Common and the rice bowl is awesomeness.
Kim loves bean sprouts while Amanda detests them and thinks they look like worms but they're kind of fun to play with and complained about her boyfriend getting them on a bagel and I told her to throw a wad of ham at him next time he does that.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea at all. The bagel with bean sprouts, i mean.
Amanda does like cilantro. It's a bit bitter, yes. A bit basic.
I think Amanda likes to get heaps of bean sprouts and look at them because "they're so gross." She said she'd do that.
She thought papayas were bean sprouts. I did too. When I was at a Thai restaurant in New York. I'm thinking "dude, where the hell's my papaya?" Now I know better.
She wants to make a reverse candy apple. Think: the hollowed out husk of an apple filled with caramel. That would be really awesome, actually.
Amanda didn't spay or neuter and that's how she ended up with six guinea pigs two days ago. Four to six is the average litter size, and I'm a bit surprised by that. She'll end up with more than that if she doesn't neuter.
Amanda says "Don't thrust your water upon me. And I'll buy a program from you for zero dollars, please."
She's talking about someone who had braces for at least seven years.
Ann is the self-proclaimed worst singer in the world. For one dare, she ate Swedish food, for another one, she walked from Boston to Northampton without any money or food. Her first dare was to crash a bar mitzvah.
Like me, Ann looks younger than she is (Amanda and Emma both thought I was 23)
http://caredares.wordpress.com/
I'm actually more surprised to see people using Wordpress for good rather than for fascism. Amanda and Kim and the woman who was reading The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms (she loves the characters and the world and says the plot is really really dense, also, N.K. Jemisin: 10, Vox Day: 0.) and I all supported them.
There was a "fuckton of motorcycles."
They vanished halfway through because they didn't want to get on the T along with everyone else and they've already seen the play (the one they last saw took liberties with the plot; it was a plane crash, not a shipwreck). Kim said to put my art on the internet, because they'll love that shit.
The play was hysterical, by the way. Maria sounded like Jessica Walter. I don't recognize her, but then again, I only started watching Archer. I know one of them was that guy who sounded like the science advisor from Civ 2. I'm pretty sure Malvolio was in Two Gentlemen of Verona.
A woman with mundane hair replaced them. Her sister is the one with all the artistic talent, she says. Once she was at a bar and she was drawing some guy who was drawing her. She asked if that happened to me. No, but I drew Emma drawing. Before she relocated, she was near the outhouses and constantly heard the banging of doors.
***
someone with an obvious accent said "you're really talented" to me and then they got off at South Station.
"that's really pretty" a woman eating fish and chips on the train said to me.
***
she wasn't actually wearing Yang Happy Face Pants.
burning question: To be up after midnight, and to go to bed then is early: so that to go to bed after midnight is to go to bed betimes. Do not our lives consist of the four elements?
and Kiss Me Kate (Moonlight Sonata). And like last year, they played a recording of Brush Up Your Shakespeare before the performance. Okay, Romeo and Juliet was technically in the autumn. Whatever.
***
Amanda has blue hair and Kim has pink hair. Kim has a raccoon backpack. I don't carry my gel pens around, though. Like me, they complimented everyone who walked by who had colorful hair. They saw a guy with pink hair and a woman with lavender hair, I saw a woman with green hair and a crown of roses.
There is a Vietnamese food cart in Boston Common and the rice bowl is awesomeness.
Kim loves bean sprouts while Amanda detests them and thinks they look like worms but they're kind of fun to play with and complained about her boyfriend getting them on a bagel and I told her to throw a wad of ham at him next time he does that.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea at all. The bagel with bean sprouts, i mean.
Amanda does like cilantro. It's a bit bitter, yes. A bit basic.
I think Amanda likes to get heaps of bean sprouts and look at them because "they're so gross." She said she'd do that.
She thought papayas were bean sprouts. I did too. When I was at a Thai restaurant in New York. I'm thinking "dude, where the hell's my papaya?" Now I know better.
She wants to make a reverse candy apple. Think: the hollowed out husk of an apple filled with caramel. That would be really awesome, actually.
Amanda didn't spay or neuter and that's how she ended up with six guinea pigs two days ago. Four to six is the average litter size, and I'm a bit surprised by that. She'll end up with more than that if she doesn't neuter.
Amanda says "Don't thrust your water upon me. And I'll buy a program from you for zero dollars, please."
She's talking about someone who had braces for at least seven years.
Ann is the self-proclaimed worst singer in the world. For one dare, she ate Swedish food, for another one, she walked from Boston to Northampton without any money or food. Her first dare was to crash a bar mitzvah.
Like me, Ann looks younger than she is (Amanda and Emma both thought I was 23)
http://caredares.wordpress.com/
I'm actually more surprised to see people using Wordpress for good rather than for fascism. Amanda and Kim and the woman who was reading The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms (she loves the characters and the world and says the plot is really really dense, also, N.K. Jemisin: 10, Vox Day: 0.) and I all supported them.
There was a "fuckton of motorcycles."
They vanished halfway through because they didn't want to get on the T along with everyone else and they've already seen the play (the one they last saw took liberties with the plot; it was a plane crash, not a shipwreck). Kim said to put my art on the internet, because they'll love that shit.
The play was hysterical, by the way. Maria sounded like Jessica Walter. I don't recognize her, but then again, I only started watching Archer. I know one of them was that guy who sounded like the science advisor from Civ 2. I'm pretty sure Malvolio was in Two Gentlemen of Verona.
A woman with mundane hair replaced them. Her sister is the one with all the artistic talent, she says. Once she was at a bar and she was drawing some guy who was drawing her. She asked if that happened to me. No, but I drew Emma drawing. Before she relocated, she was near the outhouses and constantly heard the banging of doors.
***
someone with an obvious accent said "you're really talented" to me and then they got off at South Station.
"that's really pretty" a woman eating fish and chips on the train said to me.
***
she wasn't actually wearing Yang Happy Face Pants.
burning question: To be up after midnight, and to go to bed then is early: so that to go to bed after midnight is to go to bed betimes. Do not our lives consist of the four elements?
