lunar triptych

Here's the thing about blanking: I've never seen a bluebird before! Monday's wildlife center visit was the first time in my almost 11,000 days on this Earth I've ever seen a bluebird.

Turtles are better than navigating mazes than rats are. That was totally new to me.

Caitlin or Chichi was talking about an exhibition in which iPads were mounted on tortoises' backs. I had to look this up. They're African Spurred Tortoises. And they're not screwed on, they're epoxied on, and I guess that seem noninvasive and safe.
In fucking Colorado, of course.

I clearly said "cat" not "son." I wish someone could back me up on this but it's been a while and it's not really a conversation to remember to anyone who wasn't a part of it. Her cat isn't Aidan, it's Lucy. I definitely asked her what her cat's name was and SPOILER ALERT, people don't ordinarily give birth to cats. She's older than she looks, but not quite as old as the oldest cat ever, and was born under the sign of the High Seraph.

Caltlin has Leaf (female) and Haku (male), while Lindsey has Hector because he's hectic or something that sounds like Hector (and her parents had a black lab at some point). Skyla had blue streaks in her red hair and now it's a pale green.

Cats only sound like they're in pain (and they do a Tina moan) when they're pretty much dying.
People who think they've heard that coming from outside probably just heard cats having sex.

There are people out there who didn't think their dog's wound was infected because "it wasn't green."

Kelly doesn't go all the way (regarding Kelly hemostats) but Leanne goes both ways.


Emma did the face, I did the tattoos. As I said later on, it was only when I showed it to Gabriella did I realize Emma's pen was blue.

Burning question: What's the weirdest fish you can think of?