Who volunteers for safety videos anyway?

[yamamanama]

So I had my first lab period, which involved explanations of the equipment, an actual experiment, and a video demonstrating how to do shit right. The wrong examples involved stuff that has happened in my high school Chemistry class, in other words, people fucking things up in a dramatic and messy way. So who volunteers for this stuff? I can tell that most fire was just added with the video equivalent of Photoshop, and the beaker that explodes because there was a crack in it is filled with water colored with green food coloring to make it look like something dangerous, but still, hot water is painful.