In which Chad is violated with a lightsaber

[yamamanama]

Well, that's how he put it, anyway. Will was carrying around a toy lightsaber, and Chad held it up to him and said "It vibrates!" That's all there was to it. I'd probably have more to say, except I spent the last few hours reading Imajica and talking to Dave about crappy poetry and other stupid things I find on message boards.

Oh well.