Matt Bellamy has an illegitimate child, the muppet Rizzo the Rat

[yamamanama]

There was a game in which you got to beat Matt Bellamy with a dead squirrel (which is nothing but a rat with a fluffy tail) in a block of ice and the Mir space station. And a baseball bat, but nobody cares about that. However, the site it is on is dead.

I think listening to Thaumogenesis caused the vengeful ghosts of Vietnamese children to drag Vajo Jr. to hell. It may have caused the Gamingforce server to asplode too.