World Osteoporosis Day
Oct. 20th, 2003 04:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yamamanamaNo matter what Andrew says, it's not possible to eat jello with chopsticks. It won't even stick to a fork. Speaking of which, forks suck moogle antenna for eating jello. Laura suggested that someone make a contraption for picking up jello and holding it within its grasp.
Alas, SOMEONE stole the last blue jello. Hints: she was born under the sign of the Corrupt** and she looks like a blonde version of a Xenosaga character*. The PLAN was to distract her and Hobbit would steal the jello, and then I cast a destructive spell using the power of my mind and take the jello. Except Hobbit wasn't around and I can't destroy things using the power of my mind and if I had those kind of powers, maybe I could simply create blue jello from sunshine or a spork or salt.
*I wonder what ten year old jello is like...
-Yama, 10:59 PM on March 3, 2014.
**Can you tell that I changed this around a little?
***For that matter, could you ever conceive of "world osteoporosis day," because apparently it's a thing?
Alas, SOMEONE stole the last blue jello. Hints: she was born under the sign of the Corrupt** and she looks like a blonde version of a Xenosaga character*. The PLAN was to distract her and Hobbit would steal the jello, and then I cast a destructive spell using the power of my mind and take the jello. Except Hobbit wasn't around and I can't destroy things using the power of my mind and if I had those kind of powers, maybe I could simply create blue jello from sunshine or a spork or salt.
*I wonder what ten year old jello is like...
-Yama, 10:59 PM on March 3, 2014.
**Can you tell that I changed this around a little?
***For that matter, could you ever conceive of "world osteoporosis day," because apparently it's a thing?
