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yamamanamacelebration of the new year - in which Alaina goes into cooking, Craig goes into filmmaking, and someone else goes into eating, Craig learns how to make ramen in a coffee maker and we are forced to subsist on macaroni, black cherry soda, and pretzels when the hobos and Craig's sisters arrive.
return to school - in which Elena contemplates a live webcam of the lounge and Andrew twists his head, CJ suggests that the physics students all go out into all go out into the woods and look for mushrooms before taking the Modern Physics exam.
the feast of maximum occupancy - in which the campus center smells like fish, and Immelman uses the term nuculate.
my name is joe and I work in a button factory - in which Andrew explains a song.
National Pie Day - in which Kevin compares Kyra to KOS-MOS from Xenosaga.
my newly discovered talent - in which I recognize a Siamese Dream CD from across the lounge, Chris downloads Little Red Hood, and I get long winded.
national monkey day - in which there are stuffed monkeys in the cafeteria that sing love songs.
here's my horoscope! - in which a newspaper states the overtly apparent about causality, and the campus center is deserted aside from people using the free fast internet and playing Magic the Gathering.
national robot day - in which the stuffed gorillas are replaced by dancing and singing robots
day of the virgin of suyapa - in which I bonk into a door while carrying the remnants of stir-fry and some jello
chinese new year - in which a feast is held between two of my classes and I wonder about Xinjiang's music and get pissy at a mouse.
Hey, kids, remember when Madagascar actually gave a shit about conservation? - in which I learn about aye-ayes and someone leaves her bag and coat on the chair and forbids anyone from even going near it, and disappears for ten minutes.
newspeak - in which Nick suggests making newspeak an official language because it's the only language with a dictionary that gets shorter every year.
renaldo.luigi.fxo.1 - in which Kevin says that basketballs are dinosaur eggs but Chris thinks dinosaur eggs are too small.
my big fat obnoxious fiancé - in which I wonder what reality shows are next.
why have I not seen this? - in which Immelman talked about the videos he made involving Two Face climbing stairs to the Joker's hideout and Poke and Balls.
Red Army Day - in which someone says he's going to build a robot army to counter my robot army.
um. - in which a guy walks by dressed in a bear suit and someone else tells the worst joke in the world.
strangers have the best candy - in which Darryl holds a game of evil candyland, which is basically just Candyland with a pedophile van you have to avoid and more drugs.
a journey to ankaa - in which Kyra goes somewhere for spring break and Chris suggests getting a device that can cut five-dimensionally even if it would create Spectres every time somebody used it and then plays Wait and See.
ant nebula - in which I type horribly, and someone uses the ant nebula to prove the existence of a god.
you know what would be cooler than a hearse that shoots fire? - in which Immelman comes up with a hearse that's on fire and shoots dead bodies.
Day of Hungarian-Polish Friendship - in which I dream and Kevin has me listen to his joke band, Temple of the Apocalyptic Doomageddon.
wait and seeeeeeeeeee! - in which Encyclopedia Obscura fails to mention several points about Wait and See.
aggressive marketing - in which people offer chocolate in a completely unthreatening manner.
it's just too bad there weren't any crab dinosaurs - in which I list annoying crab monsters in video games.
sweet merciful zombie christ on a pogo stick - in which I see a picture of herpes, Chris says that if he had a cartridge of MC Kids, there'd be marshmallow fluff in it, and I wonder if the Professor and CosMc have something to do with one another.
immelman's guide to romance - in which Immelman suggests getting into Kyra's pants by eating green now and laters and showing her my green tongue.
there's more to life than wealth and power - in which Phil is transformed into the Incredible Hulk by the power of caffeine.
festivities - in which Springfest is held indoors and I win a fish keychain and a mole, and people play music in God's Toilet Bowl on a nicer day.
the great lemon war of 06 - in which Brendan starts a great lemon war and Casey hates on terrorism because That's My Bush was canceled, and Brendan sings the theme song inaccurately but it's better than the actual thing.
Roodmas - in which Josh and Chris duel with flour-filled balloons and my headphones act weird.
summer vacation is almost here - in which I play with kitties.
lobster ice cream - in which I am the only non-vegetarian to visit Maine without eating even a bite of lobster.
Feast of Kalimát - in which a nearby Thai restaurant has a Diddy Kong figurine.
Embryos in spaaaaaaaaace! - in which a nebula looks like a Cie'th embryo.
his holiness, mr. potato head - in which Jeff wants a t-shirt with a potato wearing a pope hat and Kevin creates DinoCore.
hey kids, remember when AcerBandit was actually funny instead of just stupid and annoying? - in which AcerBandit describes what our lives would be like if Willy Wonka taught physics.
autumnal equinox - in which drama happens but I decide I want no part in it, Rich plays a NES game based on Platoon, and I say nothing is beneath a company that made a Care Bears video game.
I just had the most awesomest idea ever. - in which I forget what my plan is but have some guesses and Kevin and Jeff think it's a good idea to see if dinosaur porn exists in the campus center computer lab.
armilustrium - in which Chris has a plan to make the chairs levitate.
maim a mime - in which this is a game that may or may not exist.
dumb things to ask at a job fair - in which Randall or George comes up with stupid questions to ask.
50 Cent, the Time Traveling Cyborg Rapper - in which Danimal says that 50 Cent should have a cyborg arm and face and he would fight crime.
scaring people in the lounge for fun and profit - in which Immelman plays racketball with a tray and scares some girl downstairs, and then plays pool, and meanwhile, I take the World's Doomiest Train to the Lord of the Rings exhibit.
i am the greatest prankster that lives - In which Lauren listens to Temple of the Apocalyptic Doomageddon and her ears ring.
Winter Lent - in which the horoscopes are taken over by corporate overlords.
Saint Cecilia's Day - in which I dream.
it's excerpts from stupid conversations time - in which Cata says that in Argentina, the Super Mario Bros. Super Show doesn't even try to sync their voices up, Mike says that Colonel Sanders runs a plantation in Vietnam, Chris describes the music in Bokuzuka Wars by knocking on the table.
fuzzy heroes and other things - in which it's open gaming night so Beth held a game of Stuffed Animals vs. Frogs vs. Action Figures and I eat Cape Verdean food and Shaylin does evil things with someone's computer.
Jesus Movies - in which Rich says that Mel Gibson should do a Mad Max/Waterworld crossover and Ian suggests more Jesus movies.
Also, about that title: the titular cause isn't mentioned at all. Here's what happened with her that didn't happen in Unveiling: she thought Comahon Q.Q. Comahon was very "freestyle," she sold fruit drinks, she disappeared to northern California for a year.
return to school - in which Elena contemplates a live webcam of the lounge and Andrew twists his head, CJ suggests that the physics students all go out into all go out into the woods and look for mushrooms before taking the Modern Physics exam.
the feast of maximum occupancy - in which the campus center smells like fish, and Immelman uses the term nuculate.
my name is joe and I work in a button factory - in which Andrew explains a song.
National Pie Day - in which Kevin compares Kyra to KOS-MOS from Xenosaga.
my newly discovered talent - in which I recognize a Siamese Dream CD from across the lounge, Chris downloads Little Red Hood, and I get long winded.
national monkey day - in which there are stuffed monkeys in the cafeteria that sing love songs.
here's my horoscope! - in which a newspaper states the overtly apparent about causality, and the campus center is deserted aside from people using the free fast internet and playing Magic the Gathering.
national robot day - in which the stuffed gorillas are replaced by dancing and singing robots
day of the virgin of suyapa - in which I bonk into a door while carrying the remnants of stir-fry and some jello
chinese new year - in which a feast is held between two of my classes and I wonder about Xinjiang's music and get pissy at a mouse.
Hey, kids, remember when Madagascar actually gave a shit about conservation? - in which I learn about aye-ayes and someone leaves her bag and coat on the chair and forbids anyone from even going near it, and disappears for ten minutes.
newspeak - in which Nick suggests making newspeak an official language because it's the only language with a dictionary that gets shorter every year.
renaldo.luigi.fxo.1 - in which Kevin says that basketballs are dinosaur eggs but Chris thinks dinosaur eggs are too small.
my big fat obnoxious fiancé - in which I wonder what reality shows are next.
why have I not seen this? - in which Immelman talked about the videos he made involving Two Face climbing stairs to the Joker's hideout and Poke and Balls.
Red Army Day - in which someone says he's going to build a robot army to counter my robot army.
um. - in which a guy walks by dressed in a bear suit and someone else tells the worst joke in the world.
strangers have the best candy - in which Darryl holds a game of evil candyland, which is basically just Candyland with a pedophile van you have to avoid and more drugs.
a journey to ankaa - in which Kyra goes somewhere for spring break and Chris suggests getting a device that can cut five-dimensionally even if it would create Spectres every time somebody used it and then plays Wait and See.
ant nebula - in which I type horribly, and someone uses the ant nebula to prove the existence of a god.
you know what would be cooler than a hearse that shoots fire? - in which Immelman comes up with a hearse that's on fire and shoots dead bodies.
Day of Hungarian-Polish Friendship - in which I dream and Kevin has me listen to his joke band, Temple of the Apocalyptic Doomageddon.
wait and seeeeeeeeeee! - in which Encyclopedia Obscura fails to mention several points about Wait and See.
aggressive marketing - in which people offer chocolate in a completely unthreatening manner.
it's just too bad there weren't any crab dinosaurs - in which I list annoying crab monsters in video games.
sweet merciful zombie christ on a pogo stick - in which I see a picture of herpes, Chris says that if he had a cartridge of MC Kids, there'd be marshmallow fluff in it, and I wonder if the Professor and CosMc have something to do with one another.
immelman's guide to romance - in which Immelman suggests getting into Kyra's pants by eating green now and laters and showing her my green tongue.
there's more to life than wealth and power - in which Phil is transformed into the Incredible Hulk by the power of caffeine.
festivities - in which Springfest is held indoors and I win a fish keychain and a mole, and people play music in God's Toilet Bowl on a nicer day.
the great lemon war of 06 - in which Brendan starts a great lemon war and Casey hates on terrorism because That's My Bush was canceled, and Brendan sings the theme song inaccurately but it's better than the actual thing.
Roodmas - in which Josh and Chris duel with flour-filled balloons and my headphones act weird.
summer vacation is almost here - in which I play with kitties.
lobster ice cream - in which I am the only non-vegetarian to visit Maine without eating even a bite of lobster.
Feast of Kalimát - in which a nearby Thai restaurant has a Diddy Kong figurine.
Embryos in spaaaaaaaaace! - in which a nebula looks like a Cie'th embryo.
his holiness, mr. potato head - in which Jeff wants a t-shirt with a potato wearing a pope hat and Kevin creates DinoCore.
hey kids, remember when AcerBandit was actually funny instead of just stupid and annoying? - in which AcerBandit describes what our lives would be like if Willy Wonka taught physics.
autumnal equinox - in which drama happens but I decide I want no part in it, Rich plays a NES game based on Platoon, and I say nothing is beneath a company that made a Care Bears video game.
I just had the most awesomest idea ever. - in which I forget what my plan is but have some guesses and Kevin and Jeff think it's a good idea to see if dinosaur porn exists in the campus center computer lab.
armilustrium - in which Chris has a plan to make the chairs levitate.
maim a mime - in which this is a game that may or may not exist.
dumb things to ask at a job fair - in which Randall or George comes up with stupid questions to ask.
50 Cent, the Time Traveling Cyborg Rapper - in which Danimal says that 50 Cent should have a cyborg arm and face and he would fight crime.
scaring people in the lounge for fun and profit - in which Immelman plays racketball with a tray and scares some girl downstairs, and then plays pool, and meanwhile, I take the World's Doomiest Train to the Lord of the Rings exhibit.
i am the greatest prankster that lives - In which Lauren listens to Temple of the Apocalyptic Doomageddon and her ears ring.
Winter Lent - in which the horoscopes are taken over by corporate overlords.
Saint Cecilia's Day - in which I dream.
it's excerpts from stupid conversations time - in which Cata says that in Argentina, the Super Mario Bros. Super Show doesn't even try to sync their voices up, Mike says that Colonel Sanders runs a plantation in Vietnam, Chris describes the music in Bokuzuka Wars by knocking on the table.
fuzzy heroes and other things - in which it's open gaming night so Beth held a game of Stuffed Animals vs. Frogs vs. Action Figures and I eat Cape Verdean food and Shaylin does evil things with someone's computer.
Jesus Movies - in which Rich says that Mel Gibson should do a Mad Max/Waterworld crossover and Ian suggests more Jesus movies.
Also, about that title: the titular cause isn't mentioned at all. Here's what happened with her that didn't happen in Unveiling: she thought Comahon Q.Q. Comahon was very "freestyle," she sold fruit drinks, she disappeared to northern California for a year.
