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Dan, who was born under the sign of the Gigas and not the Corrupt and is a movie buff and as far as I know didn't quote the TimeHop dinosaur and say he's been hanging out with the Yellow King, wonders who voted against sick days so he could cough in their lattes. Serious answer: retirees, stay at home hockey moms, and wannabe business owners.

Someone on Talking Time asks if everyone under 45 or non-white or female stayed home last Tuesday, because we can think of no other way the party of "women should only seek elected office with the permission of their husbands" could get into power. Serious answer: yes. My guess is it's because the Democratic party and DemocraticUnderground were too busy trying to appeal to white males* and sucking Assad's cock while dissociating themselves from anyone else.

*seriously, there are people on DemocraticUnderground who think the Republicans can't actually have a problem with race if they elected Mia Love and that racial slurs are acceptable and that abusers would never actually ruin their own lives and turn their own children against themselves just to hurt a woman they've lost control of.

At least Baker can't do too much damage, unlike Illinois or Maryland.

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I actually thought about linking to a video of Emma singing and playing guitar. Don't get me wrong, this has little to do with the elections, in fact, I actually considered posting it the day after the election, but then I found out Larry Correia and his poo-flingers are searching for and conjecturing upon my posts elsewhere on the internet, and since linking to a video of Emma by Emma could put us in a situation where Correia or Vox could do a lot of damage, I am not linking to it.

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I dreamt of an amber palace.

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I thought a former volunteer named Victoria was Melissa.

There's a raccoon who might have distemper or he might have other neurological issues or he might just be weird. For what it's worth, he's eating, he's been there 5 days, and even hand-reared raccoons are usually only friendly towards the people who raised them; towards anyone else, they act like typical raccoons.

We had to do some exploratory surgery on a swan. One of his* feet was fucked up with missing or deformed phalanges and he didn't look releasable and we thought he would end up in our freezer anyway. There's a shotgun pellet in his proventriculus**/ventriculus*** border and some lures possibly strung together in his ventriculus.

*Her? It's literally impossible to tell, even on the x-rays, as their gonads atrophy away when they're not actually breeding.
**first stomach
***second, muscular, stomach.

It was really, really hard to get the swan down, firstly because it wasn't breathing fast enough until we plucked its underside feathers, and we had to intubate* it and tape the thing to its beak and then keep it from falling out.

*the tongue is serrated and really cool looking.

I'll let you know how the surgery went next week.

I showed some bad art to Jessica. I'm not going to link to it because that hurts all of us, but it's supposed to be an anthropomorphic representation of a computer but looks like just another giant-breasted whorediot. It's neither nude nor tasteful.
I had another disturbing revelation but neglected to tell Jessica. I'll let you know about it some time next week. Along with a burning question relating to it. And a video of Bob Belcher saying "oh my god."

burning question: Oh, if Roosh's not a Muslim, he just gets a pass? Well, that's called profiling, Drow, and I don't do it!

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