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yamamanamaAgain, spoiler tags prevent clutter. Move the glowy rectangle over The Great Cave Offensive and press start to begin! For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I hope you figured that part out on your own. But then again, I knew someone who thought that Secret of Mana was Mario.
The first area, which isn't exactly a cave, now, is it?
The object of The Great Cave Offensive is to get treasures.
The first boss. As you can tell, I sworded his ass. The helper was pretty useless.
Mine carts and a trippy moon.
The ice cave. For some reason, Mr. Helper is back to being Rocky.
Eh? EH?
This saucepan was not worth the trouble.
Neither was the bucket.
Huh?
Anyway, this is your ice cave.
This is your ice cave on even more drugs.
The music turns into NES quality. This is a fairly easy boss. Since I had the yoyo, I refused to give it up for the helper.
Just a bit of mad yoyo action and...
This boss was the reason I had so many screenshots.
More mine cart action. Watch as the helpful cleaning monster gets whacked.
Trippy.
This is the Chameleon. What you are supposed to do is eat the colored balls he spits out at random intervals and use the paint attack, which I was trying to capture in this picture. What I did was whack it with the yoyo until it went splat. That was much easier.
Kirby obtains the Triforce! Earlier, I accidentally grabbed a jet in a failed effort to get a treasure, and lost my yoyo.
It's L'om from Square's Tom Sawyer's giant cousin with googly eyes. Or not. I don't know what he's trying to be.
There are some elevators after this. All hail me. By the way, you don't actually have to fight the chameleon.
I found 8 Asin songs lurking on YouTube amongst Bollywood videos and videos by people who can not spell Asian. This means I now have more songs from The Philippines than I do from Laos, Thailand, and Vietnam put together. Until I finally get around to ripping the stuff on Savannanet, anyway.
This is me as a South Park character.
The first area, which isn't exactly a cave, now, is it?
The object of The Great Cave Offensive is to get treasures.
The first boss. As you can tell, I sworded his ass. The helper was pretty useless.
Mine carts and a trippy moon.
The ice cave. For some reason, Mr. Helper is back to being Rocky.
Eh? EH?
This saucepan was not worth the trouble.
Neither was the bucket.
Huh?
Anyway, this is your ice cave.
This is your ice cave on even more drugs.
The music turns into NES quality. This is a fairly easy boss. Since I had the yoyo, I refused to give it up for the helper.
Just a bit of mad yoyo action and...
This boss was the reason I had so many screenshots.
More mine cart action. Watch as the helpful cleaning monster gets whacked.
Trippy.
This is the Chameleon. What you are supposed to do is eat the colored balls he spits out at random intervals and use the paint attack, which I was trying to capture in this picture. What I did was whack it with the yoyo until it went splat. That was much easier.
Kirby obtains the Triforce! Earlier, I accidentally grabbed a jet in a failed effort to get a treasure, and lost my yoyo.
It's L'om from Square's Tom Sawyer's giant cousin with googly eyes. Or not. I don't know what he's trying to be.
There are some elevators after this. All hail me. By the way, you don't actually have to fight the chameleon.
I found 8 Asin songs lurking on YouTube amongst Bollywood videos and videos by people who can not spell Asian. This means I now have more songs from The Philippines than I do from Laos, Thailand, and Vietnam put together. Until I finally get around to ripping the stuff on Savannanet, anyway.
This is me as a South Park character.
