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The Twelve Days of Wonky Roms - Dynamite Headdy - in which I play a very fun but very hard game, but have to skip parts of it to summarize it.
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Zool - in which I am frustrated and matters are made worse by Photobucket fucking something up or someone intruding upon my Photobucket account.
The Twelve Days of Wonky Roms - Toejam and Earl - in which I play a game I find overrated and rather annoying and find myself unable to get through it in a timely matter.
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Rockin' Kats - in which I play a game I've already played because I'm lazy and burnt out by Toejam and Earl
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Go Go Ackman! - in which Ackman fights wolves in fiber optic cloaking suits
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Penguin Monogatari - in which I play a game about fat penguins.
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Plok - in which I try to beat Plok in less than 18 hours and want to kill myself by the end.
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Bart's Nightmare - in which I play a terrible game and fail at it and am happy I don't have to do this for another year.
She's rich, she's beautiful, she has huge - in which I spend time at Dana's house watching Monty Python and drinking Dr. Pepper, Dana's teacher in high school pauses a movie at the wrong time, and watch an awesome scene from a movie that is essentially a worse version of Joe Dirt.
Of Battletoads and Unbirthdays and Gothbot - in which I bet enough money to buy a single pack of airline peanuts that Immelman has spaghetti on his clothes, a clock is broken, and I am right about Battletoads for all the wrong reasons.
I'm soaked - in which it's unseasonably warm but very rainy and I have to stand under the dryer.
Snowmans - in which Gamingforce goes down, but nothing really happens in my life anyway, and Derek builds a snowman which is given a penis and then tossed at a window.
of life force and immelman and kelsey grammar - in which the bosses in Life Force are easy, Immelman is not around, and Kelsey Grammar falls and Mike impersonates him.
Video game world map shapes revealed. - in which Asteroids happens on a torus.
what language are these songs? - in which I wonder about a song and try to beat Mario 3 as Frog Mario.
fragments of a world and the spaces between them - in which I struggle to remember what I posted in my chocojournal in the time period between backing it up and getting a livejournal.
... - in which I explain why out of seven hundred and fifty entries in my old journal, only about a hundred got posted, warn people not to expect anything as good as This Instant Eternal or A Happy Day in 2013.
Vagina Cookies - in which a club sells vagina cookies which taste like ass according to Chris and I feel obligated to create a livejournal just to talk about this, people reenact dune in the grassy area outside the cafeteria.
I found this on the InsertCredit forums - in which someone on InsertCredit has a taxonomy of rom hacks.
My friend gave me this link. - in which I am introverted or something.
I hope you're happy. - in which I update my deviantart page.
Lawn Gnomes! - in which the outdoor adventure club sells a lawn gnome that can illuminate things with sickly green gnome light.
Mr. Moo Moo! - in which they sell a gnome but replace it with a giant stuffed cow.
Mr. Moo Moo pt 2: The Legend Continues - in which we outline our plan for liberating Mr. Moo Moo, Count von Zeppelin saves the Titanic, and I post a tentative tracklist for Kathy.
The Crappiest Poll Ever - in which someone asks what fantasy race you want to be but neglects shapeshifters, which are the best thing ever.
I Love Little Pussy! - in which I post something that's a million times worse than what the name implies, and someone has the entire Little Markie CD on his website
Sonic crap version audio - in which someone posts the results of dicking around with Sonic's code.
Couch Wars Episode 2: Attack of the N00bs. - in which people spill drinks on Trumpet Kid, refuse to do Crap Music Week, Tiang makes no effort to communicate whatsoever.
Well, that was a lot of waiting for nothing. - in which Gamingforce is still down, Immelman pours pepper in his nose to see if would make him sneeze, and my screenshots of Hello Kitty Balloon Adventure or whatever is either lost in the same spacetime anomaly that devoured Sophia or raptured.
Gamingforce is back!!!!!!!!!!! - in which I snag userid 78 but who the fuck cares because there aren't any journals there.
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!! - in which I obtain 999 rings in Sonic 3's Ice Cap act 1 but only manage to snag 668 rings in Marble Garden's act 1.
Victoly! - in which I defeat Dark Erde Kaiser and it is spring break so nothing happens.
Well, that lasted a good 9 days. - in which Gamingforce is down.
The Truth Hurts - Yamamanama - in which you can ask me anything, or could, because it's in the deep past.
The Truth Hurts - Yamamanama: THE THREADTHE THREAD - in which I am asked silly questions and Tritoch says something funny.
Late nights, sour wine, and delirium - in which Immelman gives a terrible answer to the question "what do you think Batman would say to you?" that I think might be a metaphor for something.
Router Problems - in which my router is broken and I pass the time by watching Evangelion stop making sense.
New Router - in which I get a new router and pass the time before getting it by watching Evangelion.
This entry has an enraged marshmallow peep in it. - in which there is a peep on a bus.
This is a song entry. - in which I wonder about the oppressiveness of Uzbekistan and Ireland attempts to send a leprechaun into space which is ill advised but I love you anyway.
I am writing this from the school cafeteria - in which I am amazed by computer mouses that suck worse than my own and mistake some other guy for Immelman.
Another Uzbeki Song! - in which the Irish and the Africa are stripped from Uzbeki music and I post what's left.
Snakes On A Plane: The Musical! - in which Neil Cicarega does something amazing, Ryan and Kitty go on an IMDB safari, Revenge of the Cheerleaders is a movie that someone made, and it might just be the best cheerleader movie ever made.
Wait, there's MORE? - in which I wonder if Harriet the Spy even had stunts, Emily tries to embarrass Mandy.
An extremely odd music video - in which I am not turned into Tiang, Kathy walks through a wall, and the people of Select Button talk tori.
First Annual Cthulhu Picture Entry 120% Maxima!!! - in which I post pictures of elder gods.
Cambodian Psychedelia - A Musical Entry - in which my love affair with southeast asia's musical scene continues.
Late Nights and Cambodian Psychedelia
- in which I can't spell and am up late listening to music from Baten Kaitos Origins and Don Hertzfeldt videos.
The Long-awaited Cat Entry! Lots of pics and probably not 56k safe. - in which I post cats and cats and more cats.
Dengue Fever! - in which I rip Cambodian Psychedelia and compare Cambodia and Uganda.
"It's the internet" is no excuse to be an assbutt - in which I disguise song entries as drama entries and leave home until 9 PM doing what, I don't know.
Giant Centipede vs. Snake: FIGHT! - in which a centipede devours a mouse with his mighty mandibles, and I contemplate what the best dinosaur to ride is.
whine whine angst drama tails - in which I post a baby penguin.
Another day. - in which drama flares up and then dies out, I have trouble sleeping, play frisbee, e-mail Strongbad, and decline to post a mood because the song fits it just fine.
Well, that was quick. - in which I complete a torrent in less than 54 hours.
It's Unreadable Mess Time! - in which I contemplate sending the most horrible song in the world to people.
A lengthy discussion about snakes. On a plane. - in which I post an entire thread from Barbelith.
C for Cthulhu - in which Plush Cthulhu takes over the world.
This will either horrify you or make you burst out in laughter - in which a friend, let's call him Nicola, walks in on his grandmother naked with chocolate smeared all over her, a visiting lecturer gives a presentation in Wingdings.
Why did I think I had a test today? - in which someone leaves a walking stick in the hallway.
five separate musings. - in which someone wears a propellor hat, it snows, Google Translator has trouble with a Chinese word Corey said meant harmony, Ryan searches for flying spaghetti penis, and we determine that we're better off sending robots to Titan than men to the moon.
Cute Asian Pussy! - in which I post a picture of a cat in a box.
Snakes On An International Night - in which I fall in love with the 303s, mice starve themselves pressing a button that activates their pleasure center, I eat Italian food and watch people play bagpipes and yangqins.
Cambodia Rocks! - in which I find stuff from the 1960s.
You are figs. - in which someone accuses others of being figs, I buy a CD.
Neil Diamond Saves The Universe - in which Emily misinterprets a statement Immelman made, Chris discovers new music, and Brendan writes a screenplay.
cool as a moose - in which Cameron says he's cool.
Tokyo needs another Mothra attack - in which I suggest that giant monsters smash the Yasukuni Shrine and am nearly run over by a guy with rollerskates.
This is why China is better than Japan - in which China has pandas but Japan doesn't and frat boys ride around the campus center on rollerskates.
I have club everything! Give me more sympathy comments! - in which I freak out because I used .net instead of .com in a site, have Rich and Justine listen to Ozric Tentacles, and Mike claims that Mothra's power is eating clothes.
the fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth - in which I watch End of Evangelion and wonder what the point of Death and Rebirth was.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!!! - in which a guy who's name starts with T asks about easter.
Stuff ~ I don't need a witty title here. - in which I reflect on how much my life along with the internet will change five years hence, I blame Tiang for completely unrelated relationship problems, lie in bed and read Imajica.
pointless song lyric entry time! - in which I need filler somehow, and Chris rewards me for it with a wooden goblet filled with darkened water.
It's anthropology, not monkeypology. - in which T is for the way she takes my breath away, I is for the way I like it when she takes my breath away, N is for no one else takes my breath away, and A is for Asthma, that is a disease that takes people's breath away, also, Rich says anthropology and monkeypology are two different things, someone sends me a power metal version about a sadistic monorail, and dead babies are stapled to chickens.
Snakes (and pirates) on a Springfest - in which I get a sun airbrushed on my arm and Chris says it should be on her arm, Tina has a fish on her arm because sign of the corrupt or something, Immelman says something awkward about me and Tina, I meet a guy named Tim, my CD collection gets large, it's someone else's birthday, probably Shen but I don't know anymore, my brain sloshes around in my skull because I'm trying to twirl while bouncing with Tina, Immelman kisses a pirate.
Rugrats was a messed up show in retrospect - in which Tommy Pickles is abducted by aliums and Angelica becomes queen of a desert planet with the help of a space fish named George, a dibbik fights a monster with his klobbermeister, and a garbage truck demands sacrifices.
I HATE BALONEY! - in which I want to call someone and announce that I hate baloney and watch Angry Beavers episodes with Chris.
I'll be a superhero named Natural Selection - in which Cameron talks superheroes.
Solving the Myspace Image Problem - in which giant rats conquer Somerville.
I smell melon - in which melons explode in the Fatheads' face, I lament extinctions and never being able to get on a train in dreams.
Well, that was anticlimactic. - in which I consider talking to someone who isn't around instead of either reconciling with a friend or collapsing in an explosion of angst and anthropomorphic choo choo trains and Cameron debates whether snakes or cats are the most quantum animal.
The truth about Jane Fonda - in which someone who's probably mixing up North Vietnam and North Korea discovers Jane Fonda is in fact a robot.
I've been waiting over a year for this - in which City of Saints and Madmen is finally available in paperback.
Squids Squids Squids! - in which I post pictures of squids and Carla draws Vishnu wearing a birthday cake hat.
Vietnam: The Musical - in which someone eats an awesome birthday cake, and Rich, Maureen, and Eric discuss a musical based on the Vietnam War.
Prop Wars: The Trilogy Continues - in which I remove things from its context, explain what props do and don't do, and study for tests.
Attention Japanese and Chinese people. - in which I ask for translations from text in images and threaten to make them unloved if they don't help.
your liquid excrement is well APPRECIATED - in which I reminisce on graffiti at the School of the MFA, the Art Institute of Boston, and Braintree High School's science and art classrooms.
Morbo can't understand his teleprompter
- in which I watch Jurassic Bark.
I lost some time. It's always in the last place you look - in which I quote Delirium because nothing funny happened when I went food shopping.
Guess what I got! - in which I get a bag of deformed jellybeans, miss an exam, and dream about trains.
Bulgarian vocal music and imaginary fish. - in which various woman friends talk about the imaginary friends and pets they had as kids.
That One Word thread and an imaginary snail - in which Carla has an imaginary snail and people use single words to describe me, which is weird because I said that anyone who uses azn should have sandworm eggs hatch in their stomach, and justify not participating.
Only one more exam to go! (insert witty title here) - in which I have a test at 8 PM.
All done for the semester. - in which it's too cold for may.
if one day the trees could speak... - in which trees say mean things, gripe about crappy weather, and match Ozric Tentacles songs to Sonic levels.
Ok, time to break out the emergency weapon... - in which I make an entry consisting of "too too too wee" for science.
My scanner broke for some reason. - in which my scanner breaks.
Who would think a show about dolls... - in which I enjoy Rozen Maiden and use my Detective Kun Kun skills to find things.
Shouldn't you be making pancakes or something? - in which I waste my emergency weapon but can't remember the context.
SUNLIGHT! ~ Someone with a bigger persecution complex than Simply - in which I see the sun after 10 days of rain and blah.
Kitty cat entry version 2.01 - in which I realize I promised a cat entry but never delivered.
MORBO FEELS. And demands answers. - in which I play a rom hack and am knowledgeable about the game to the point where I notice no enemy placement is changed.
It's time for Creepy Evangelical Recordings! With hamsters. - in which a man and his ersatz Alvin sing for 23 minutes about the ten commandments.
Videogame Corner - Kirby Superstar (part 1) - in which Kirby eats a waddle doo and Charlie the Hamster yodels.
My router has been extremely unreliable today - in which I am disconnected from the internet repeatedly.
Videogaming Corner - Kirby Superstar (part 2 - Dynablade) - in which I'm tempted to play Ecco for a later event.
Kirby Superstar (part 3 - The Great Cave Offensive) - in which someone thinks Secret of Mana is Mario.
Kirby Superstar (Part 4 - The Revenge of Metaknight) - in which I wonder where AcerBandit is because he's ordinarily obsessed with Kirby to the point where I'm gleeful Abobo beat the shit out of him.
Those traffic cones never stood a chance - in which Laurie's brother draws a picture involving cannibal cows and cow juice, Ethan rants about golf and does Shaq Fu and hits traffic cones at 2 AM and Chris receives a copy of Turkish Star Wars.
The Fifth And Final Kirby Entry (Milky Way Wishes) - in which AcerBandit bans himself but I don't care enough to postpone my entry.
Michael Jackson vs. the Cookie Monster - in which someone mashes up songs, Cookie Monster hides cookies in galoshes under the pretense of reciting his poem, and I learn that galoshes do not taste good.
pr0n - in which Dr. Prawn is a doctor and a prawn, and I get cheesecake ice cream on my hand.
Ronald Reagan's secret plan to destroy Mars. - in which I defer titling entries to Chris for a day and post the lyrics to Angry Beavers songs.
Death by an extreme miscalculation while flossing - in which a bit of mango refused to leave my gums, someone from my school likes Ravi Shankar and apparently knows who Casey Desmond is, and Immelman shows up.
The dilemma of waffle apocalypse vs. a pancake on the top of a spear - in which I defer titling entries to Chris for a day.
I will put fried eggs up your armpits! - in which the air condition functions and Katelyn wants what I'm reading.
Morbo demands answers to the following questions - in which I ask people what kind of music they like.
Happy Meal Boxes Make Good Silly Hats - in which a kid wears a happy meal box on his head.
The title has been reduced to meaninglessness by crossposting - in which I search out and convert some music.
The Further Adventures of the Torture Squid - in which Kendra gives me some kissables because I gave her a dime for candy and she got two bags.
mushroom poetry - in which I post terrible poems.
Invitation to a Beheading - in which it rains.
A future mercifully free of robot-inflicted terror - in which someone debunks the robot apocalypse scenario.
Skeletor sings the YMCA song in Cantonese. - in which someone animates Skeletor.
The First Of Many Star Ocean Entries - in which I play Star Ocean
Star Ocean (part the second) - in which I play Star Ocean.
A collection of unrelated images and words - in which I post a poem, some pictures of dogs and guys with moons for heads.
Star Ocean - The Third Entry - in which I go through the most annoying dungeon in Star Ocean.
nananananananana nananananananana BATMAN - in which Batman fights Darth Vader and eats everything in sight, Mr. Freeze makes bad ice puns, Two-Face and the Riddler star in a shitty game, and Batman dresses up as a pirate, a samurai, and a viking.
Can someone explain this to me? - in which Blue Spheres acts screwy.
Communism is good, Christianity is stupid - in which I find a song my english teacher told me about in 10th grade.
Star Ocean - Entry The Fourth - in which I play Star Ocean.
Star Ocean - the Fifth Entry - in which a suffusion of drama causes people to stop reading my Star Ocean entries.
The Return Of The Torture Squid - in which I list Torture Squid books I want to read.
Squid wrestling for fun and profit. - in which nothing bad happens, a squid fights a sperm whale.
Luckee Cookie would appreciate this article - in which someone at the Dig hates geese and the Boston Herald puts too many puns in one article.
An unfortunate splotch - in which I stumble over words, dream, finish a book and start another, and someone watches The Simpsons and I reminisce about the time my friend who said to never forget her when I make the next Star Wars heard a doorbell and thought the telephone was ringing.
A string of thunderstorms - in which a storm is coming and Katie suggests that if I disappear, it means I was abducted by thunder monkeys.
Which is funnier, bananas or cheese? - in which a storm arrives and I unplug everything and someone compares Super Mario Bros. with the eightfold path.
Rats - in which rats do things
The Alphabet as Art (Arabic edition) ~ a rant - in which FOX repeats Simpsons episodes too much and I stumble upon some calligraphic art on Barbelith.
LoZ Temple Week (music within) - in which I dream
In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe (LoZ songs) - in which I post a dream I had in 2002.
LoZ Temple Week continues (and another song) - in which I post a dream I had in 2003, a song or ten, and a hundred year old French film.
Now for Ocarina of Time music - in which a thunderstorm keeps me awake.
Fire Temple music (complete with that chanting) - 3 rabites
- in which Chris describes a song as cybernetic ghosts giving trees pot and blowing smoke at monkeys drumming on various drums.
Seems I forgot some stuff. - in which I post the ending of Star Ocean.
Some music and stuff. - in which I compare the Shadow Temple with the Water Temple and Forest Temple.
No better way to celebrate the birth of your nation... - in which my dog hates fireworks, I post some dreams from 2003.
Yamamanama's Strategy Guide To Tales Of Phantasia - chapter I
I'm 22 years old today! - in which I postpone Tales of Phantasia because Chris gave me some Angry Beavers episodes and a Horse the Band album.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter II - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter III - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter IV - and lots of songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter V (and a few songs) - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter VI - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter VII (and a song, again) - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide chapter VIII - and lots of songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter IX - The Infamous Boat Scene - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter X - Cless vs. Alice - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XI, and a song. - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide chapter XII and songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide chapter XIII - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide chapter XIV, and a song, and a rant. - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
The dinosaurs were mooned to death. - in which someone can't seem to grasp the magnitude of space and thinks the dinosaurs were literally mooned to death.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide chapter XV, and songs, as usual - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XVI - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XVII and Ethiopian music - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - chapter XVIII - and Kenyan music. - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XIX - and some songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XX - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
The first part applies to GFF readers only. - in which I ask people if their browsers are crashing, which is the very first piece of evidence that livejournal is superior to gamingforce, and promise to post more entries consisting of Sandman quotes and random stupidity from the rest of the internet.
A Dream of a Thousand Cats - in which I lament the lack of activity in my life, and compare the terribleness of stealing cakes and replacing them with frosted couch pillows, posting prematurely, and having 350 images on the same page, and compare Star Man's music to Mary Poppins on crack, making Laurie happy.
Tales of Phantasia strategy guide chapter XXI - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Ruby's dead? Oh. Oh wow. That means I get to drive. - in which I dream that reminds me of another dream from my distant past.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXII - and gamelan music - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
I'm your worst nightmare — a pumpkin with a gun. - in which that makes a great title, but I'm only doing it because otherwise, smoke will come out of people's computers and they won't load the page because Gamingforce doesn't have a lj-cut feature.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXIII - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Everyone, upload your favorite song. - in which I dream and wishingstar acquaints me with Delerium.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXIV - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Let's listen to Filipino Music! - in which I post the only filipino songs that weren't recorded with a nintoaster.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXV-The Infamous Bath Scene - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
A mime gets flushed down the toilet! - in which Dagget breaks the toilet by flushing things.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXVI - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Any view of things that is not strange is false. - in which the filler entries serve their purpose.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXVII - kind-of-alotta songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
You get what anyone gets; you get a lifetime - in which I go to see an orthodontist regarding wisdom teeth and have banana ice cream
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXVIII - kindofalotta songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Giant Enemy Crabs got into the domain name. - in which I have to use the super secret back door to get on Gamingforce.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXIX ~ super-lot-of songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
I don't know whether to hate this guy or be amused by him. - in which Kim Jong Il invents the potato.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXX ~ notalotta songs. - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
bumblebees on trampolines blow honey bubbles down - in which music in Xenosaga reminds me of Mars Lasar
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXXI - Angry Beavers - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Ahem, AcerBandit. - in which I give him the rom of Tales of Phantasia but really just want to break up the picture entries with non-picture entries.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXII and some music. - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Identify this language for me (It's probably something from Asia) - in which I ask a site filled with asiaphiles to identify the language it's in and despite them being fluent in Japanese they assume it is Japanese and not the Native American language it actually is.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXIII - and music
Heffer's a pretty pretty princess! - in which Heffer puts on a tutu and I do a thing about songs, even if some of them are mistitled or not really songs.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXIV - and a song - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Video Entry: Raccoons on a Space Shuttle - in which stuffed raccoons go into space because someone told them there was garbage there but get rabid and attack everyone.
Things George W. Bush Doesn't Care About. - in which I include YouTube videos after receiving no comments, but need more filler because people are still crashing.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXV - two songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Crazy Religious Fundamentalist Movie Reviews! - in which someone thinks Talledega Nights' mocking of Nascar is blasphemy, environmentalism is blasphemy, and World Trade Center didn't have enough hatemongering.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXVI - Radiohead B-Sides - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
An entry about Canadia - in which I post an image in a filler entry.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXVII - a few songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
This guy's artwork reminds me of Magi's
- in which Erik links me to pictures.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXXVIII ~ The End ~ 3songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Epilogue - Sunday Mourning - in which it's not sunday morning anywhere on the planet but I can't make wordplay out of sunday evening.
The 20 Best Songs You've Never Heard - part 1 of 3 - in which I list songs but am at a loss for words.
It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak - in which I forget the context behind an entry, my dog vomits and destroys my appetite, and I think I see someone I knew but she was dressed in a hoodie and oversized sunglasses.
The Twenty Best Songs You've Never Heard - Entry 2 of 3 - in which I list songs and say nothing else.
Perhaps I should wait. ~ A recent dream - in which Hyde is setting up his shit at college and I think that he cares what I think.
The 20 Best Songs You've Never Heard - Entry 3 of 3. - in which I list awesome songs.
The Six Worst Songs I've Ever Heard - in which I list terrible songs.
Stuff I forgot to talk about earlier (3 more crappy songs) - in which Donald Duck sings Amazing Grace.
Why are the track names in Japanese? - in which a CD printed in London gives me Japanese tracknames.
in my past life, I was a dinosaurus rexus...or maybe a tree. or a bug. - in which Lauren is weird and DK64 is tedious.
Ever wonder what Alvin and the Chipmunks sound like... slowed down? - - in which I post a song that sounds like an accountant, a hot dog vendor, and a lunatic waiting for the bus in hell.
Jeff Vandermeer talks about SUVs - in which someone tries to fax my phone and the internet explodes as a result.
Squid. Squid. Squid. Squidmeerkat. - in which I pass the time by making the sound of a barnyard animal and everyone tries to guess what it is.
Too too too wee! ~ In which I upload a song that doesn't suck. - in which I break a string of entries on Gamingforce, break the mood there, and pass the time with Sonic.
I'm back! No, wait, I'm still gone! - in which I try to pass the time with ice cream, books, and Uninvited.
Well, it's SUPPOSED to be fixed ~ a banana song - in which I have a hard time uploading things.
Maybe you can interface with my ass. By biting it! - in which I snag a clip of Amy cursing out Bender and ask people what it means.
It works! ~ Asthmatic Kitty ~ a few songs - in which my internet is fixed.
Damn Dirty Apes! - in which I tell people to give up when their flash took less effort than Super Penis Brothers and Paris Hilton releases an album.
Someone threw up rainbow sprinkles in a maze and made a game. - - in which a band in Pepperell pretends Jimi Hendrix songs are theirs and I dream about fascist midgets.
I start classes tomorrow ~ songs for Amara - in which I talk about songs.
First Day Of Classes: The Status Report (and songs, but you knew that) - in which Maureen has her foot run over by a parade float, the cafeteria lacks computers, Tina wears a metal claw as a pendant, Kendra is intrigued by eye-bleeding backgrounds, someone comes up with zombie cats.
We are toebots! ploink. We are mighty! ploink. - in which I suspect Dana and Tiang are either testaments or the same person, but then just assume she's flushing things down the toilet, the cafeteria gets new computers, Dana suspects the Herald is hiring people to read other newspapers and write puns based on the articles, Dave interprets a drawing.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. - in which a store called Cool as a Moose is a real place and Alex dreams that trees talk about sunlight.
He's got a big banana! (a comic) - in which I post a comic but Imageshack devoured it and I have no idea where to find another version of it.
The Reconciliation - some songs - in which I guess Tiang doesn't hate me or something, Eric says something wonky to Tina, and the Herald thinks Saint Ajora's Day is too sacrosanct for bad puns.
Nothing to fear, nothing to doubt. - in which I am unable to have Immelman listen to a Thai-ified version of Day Tripper, I contemplate liberating stuffed piggies, Tina watches bad comedy routines.
Songs for my favoritest kitchen utensil - in which I post songs because Spatula wants them, happily eat ice cream in front of Tiang, walk away from WBIM's table with five CDs, a guy dresses as a chicken and walks around campus and I suggest that he should fight with the guy in the bear suit.
Chicken vs. Bear: FIGHT! ~ marmosets - in which I mistake something Rich said for marmoset.
Jimi Hendrix would love this song. - in which Chris Gabrieli does not take out his own garbage.
I have Xenosaga Episode III ~ with pictures - in which I play a video game and say that I wouldn't post a picture of a sandwich even if I had a camera.
Ahem, Infernal Monkey - in which I demand to know the location of the Caution Squid, but it's in his secret lair, which is so secret that even he doesn't know where it is.
"His name is Fig Newton" - in which a guy's name is Fig Newton.
It's Election Time Again! - in which the other candidates in the comic are bad because they support urinary tract infections
"What can Greek Life offer me?" - in which someone alters a poster extolling the virtues of joining a fraternity, Dana makes a bad pun about Thailand, and Brian tries to find out how far he could see from the top of Olympus Mons, but I accidentally do something in degrees rather than radians, or the other way around.
Let's listen to crazy Japanese psychedelia! - in which I fail to spell psychedelia properly, someone shows me her artwork.
Since you're curious (you post songs here too) - in which a massive stingray conspiracy is involved with the hindenburg, Kennedy, and the Loch Ness Monster.
I'm not pining for the fjords, it just seems that way - in which Katie talks about Mirrormask.
So, is this some weird parody or what? - in which Rich explains Deal or No Deal and leaves a half-eaten ear of corn in his backpack.
I literally cried while reading this. - in which they do not fear the eyespots, I offer a spanish lesson, offer habanero chips to Tiang and Immelman, and Kendra comes up with a super muffin.
English, please. - in which I ask people to make it clear what language videos are in so I don't waste two days downloading a video that turns out to be in Spanish.
Habanero chips + Elfen Lied = vivid dreams - in which I have an erotic dream.
Let's listen to music from the new Ghost in the Shell SAC thingus! - in which we do that.
Fun With Magnets - in which a woman tries to play slots on a computer and uses a magnet to try to drag down the seven, ruining her monitor.
Fun With a Rocket Engine - in which we discuss horror movie franchises going into space.
fun with steak - in which I link to an animated gif of steak warfare and Christine dreams about killer ewoks dressed as ghosts.
Fun with Iconoclasm - in which Dana refuses sympathy pudding and Thaddeus remarks on the surreality of arts awareness and poverty awareness at the same locale, and someone tries calling someone else via cellphone while Khakatay is doing some mad drumming action.
Fun With Mushrooms - in which I'm disappointed by a song and have a recurring dream.
The Dinosaurs Exploded! - in which someone thinks dino means explode, and that's not true, and I celebrate Lauren's birthday by linking to several Pete and Pete episodes.
things I find cute - in which I don't actually bother to list traits I find endearing in my preferred sex.
They say this here place is haunted. Yeah, but only by a ghost. - in which Nicole misremembers the plot to an Are You Afraid of the Dark episode and views Labyrinth as a tribute to David Bowie's crotch, someone laughs at the idea of Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
"What do you miss most about childhood?" - in which Carla asks that question.
Legends of the Hidden Temple - in which we talk about the silver monkey.
Merry Cthulhumas - in which I find a parody of holiday songs and base its placement on the time I noticed a christmas tree up in late September.
Massive Attack - in which Ceres wants Massive Attack.
A question for you people to answer ~ and more Massive Attack. - in which I wonder about alien music, I think it would be ethereal and twangy, and Chris thinks it would be extremely distorted and painful or involve lots of string instruments.
Could you imagine the Pope doing a jig? - in which Rich thinks the pope would rather cackle or shoot lightning.
This is quite possibly the worst name for a band. - in which someone thinks it's a good idea to call their band NO.
A Storm Of Wings - In which I introduce Tiang to Carla and Immelman and a snack machine mocks me.
some explanations are in order - in which I translate statements in moon language
The Hoegbotton Guide To Acquiring Props. - in which I satirize prop wars.
This guy is like the Cuckoo Clock in Hell. - in which a creationist has the occasional intelligent thought buried in his demented statements.
I need your help. - in which Rich reads about a trial and the fifteenth century's warped idea of justice.
Chipmunk Techno - in which someone listens to a techno remix of Alvin and the Chipmunks loud enough for everyone to hear, and someone else threatens to replace Nicole's cigarettes with candy cigarettes.
Paris Hilton is a hologram? - in which I have to compete with entries on GFF that consist of the word "wii" 423 times and someone wishes he could find the controls for Paris Hilton.
Cave Story - in which someone plays Cave Story and I decide to finally use the english patch I found.
This song is absolutely beautiful. - in which people toss army men from the balcony and Ryan eats a quesadilla.
Samurai Jesus and other stuff - in which Rich has the idea to dress up as samurai jesus and I describe my lack of costume as a superhero costume and Immelman doesn't get it.
Listen to my friend sing! - in which Casey sings, Mixel Pixel has an awesome web page with Bowser dancing and Birdo shooting eggs, and Rich thinks a song was a really long crescendo.
Some songs for you. - in which I link to things.
AliceNWondrland would hate this song, but Aardork might like it. - in which I link to a song about the fall of wonderland.
"Instant karma" always gets so lumpy. - in which someone suggests scrabble with formulae.
Give me shadow, put on my crown. - in which I have an idea to print out fake posters for a fake play and plaster them all over campus.
What did office monkeys do before the internet, anyway? - in which Kristi makes a facial expression at Matt.
black hole bird - in which I rope people into listening to a song.
disappointment - in which only Amara listens to a song I was trying to pressure everyone in to listening to and Blue seemed rather hurt by this.
Do you know what your own liver tastes like? - in which the joke is on Shin because I spent most of the day afterward having dinner with family.
Everything in its right place. - in which I wonder if I used that title before, Rich gives me a CD with no dinosaurs, and Aphex Twin reminds me of Veniss and rain and neon-lit future cityscapes and subways.
Yama's Mix CD side blue ~ download - in which I send a CD to the bitterly empty reaches of space, AKA Fitchburg.
Innocence, once lost, can never be regained. - in which said quote appears in a fortune cookie and I laugh.
Mix CD Side Crimson - in which GFF is down.
Ha! I mock your cheese danish and all it stands for! - in which Ethan discusses Dr Pepper and Timmy The Tooth.
You should see her floppy hat collection. - in which I dream I was fighting Ein Rugel.
and the blossoms had already begun to fall in her domain, becoming smudged and formless colors - in which Aphex Twin goes well with rain, and I dream of summer and wake up disappointed in november.
Change. Change. Change. Change... Change. Change. Chaaange. - in which I ask if people think I've changed and in what way, but nobody actually answers it and Spatula acts like a doofus.
Where is this vocal from? I'm assuming somewhere in Asia. - in which people in the past assume things about dinosaur bones and I post a song that sounds like a space-time anomaly recorded in some Tibetan place.
Reflections and Musings - in which I am entranced by strobe lights and rain on the windshield, someone imagines how hilarious it would be for someone to forget he had wheels in his shoes when going down the stairs, Carla comes up with great non sequiturs, someone is hit by a train, someone throws a traffic cone into a tree, Kramer says something racist, and someone invites everyone to his wake, where there will be a car battery and spring attached to his body.
Liturgical chants and Baka - in which I post Delerium.
Snow, Glass, Apples - in which I am apprehensive and instead post some Delerium, it snows and I post an appropriate picture.
Sledding in Iraq - in which Rich has way too much fun with coloring books.
I have more Uzbeki music! - in which I find Sevara Nazarkhan's homepage.
Duck in a spacesuit - in which i post a picture of Lavos.
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies in your pants. - in which Rich imagines Hitler in Thaddeus' pants and Katie says the only way to get a used bookstore to reject things is to draw Mr. Fluffywinkles in it.
"I think I'm a fire engine!" - in which someone at OMG Mall in Kingston makes a weird noise and I buy Weaveworld and somebody wonders if Twink sounds like an Autechre remix of Little Marcy.
more findings - in which people on drugs talk politics, and somebody makes the Arcade Fire sound good.
One more exam left - in which I am burnt out from E&M, a toxic blaze of insanity burns slowly slowly, and Jeff Vandermeer talks monkeys.
All done! ~ A mirror improves the ability to think. Silence recedes. - in which I quote Technolyze while watching it in the computer lab, take an exam, take a shower, and eat a salad and drink a pepsi.
Everyone, upload your favorite song. - in which I ask people to upload their favorite song for a second time, and forget to link to the specific people I lost due to selfishness, detachment, or alienation.
Come to me. I'll be your guardian angel. - in which I praise Technolyze's soundtrack.
Plush Cthulhu wishes you a Merry Christmas - in which I deliver brief summaries of the Twelve Days of Wonky Roms from past years.
The Twelve Days of Wonky Roms - Cocoron - in which I am most pleased by both cocoron and the fact that December 26th is the longest time I can go without hearing the all christmas format.
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Buster Busts Loose - in which I am most disappointed.
The Twelve Days of Wonky Roms - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - in which I reminisce about wasting my life playing Bubba 'n' Stix but find passwords for the last level but don't bother to beat the fucking game, play another game for like 4 seconds because Chris told me to and simply gank the screenshots from SomethingAwful.
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Zool - in which I am frustrated and matters are made worse by Photobucket fucking something up or someone intruding upon my Photobucket account.
The Twelve Days of Wonky Roms - Toejam and Earl - in which I play a game I find overrated and rather annoying and find myself unable to get through it in a timely matter.
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Rockin' Kats - in which I play a game I've already played because I'm lazy and burnt out by Toejam and Earl
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Go Go Ackman! - in which Ackman fights wolves in fiber optic cloaking suits
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Penguin Monogatari - in which I play a game about fat penguins.
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Plok - in which I try to beat Plok in less than 18 hours and want to kill myself by the end.
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Bart's Nightmare - in which I play a terrible game and fail at it and am happy I don't have to do this for another year.
She's rich, she's beautiful, she has huge - in which I spend time at Dana's house watching Monty Python and drinking Dr. Pepper, Dana's teacher in high school pauses a movie at the wrong time, and watch an awesome scene from a movie that is essentially a worse version of Joe Dirt.
Of Battletoads and Unbirthdays and Gothbot - in which I bet enough money to buy a single pack of airline peanuts that Immelman has spaghetti on his clothes, a clock is broken, and I am right about Battletoads for all the wrong reasons.
I'm soaked - in which it's unseasonably warm but very rainy and I have to stand under the dryer.
Snowmans - in which Gamingforce goes down, but nothing really happens in my life anyway, and Derek builds a snowman which is given a penis and then tossed at a window.
of life force and immelman and kelsey grammar - in which the bosses in Life Force are easy, Immelman is not around, and Kelsey Grammar falls and Mike impersonates him.
Video game world map shapes revealed. - in which Asteroids happens on a torus.
what language are these songs? - in which I wonder about a song and try to beat Mario 3 as Frog Mario.
fragments of a world and the spaces between them - in which I struggle to remember what I posted in my chocojournal in the time period between backing it up and getting a livejournal.
... - in which I explain why out of seven hundred and fifty entries in my old journal, only about a hundred got posted, warn people not to expect anything as good as This Instant Eternal or A Happy Day in 2013.
Vagina Cookies - in which a club sells vagina cookies which taste like ass according to Chris and I feel obligated to create a livejournal just to talk about this, people reenact dune in the grassy area outside the cafeteria.
I found this on the InsertCredit forums - in which someone on InsertCredit has a taxonomy of rom hacks.
My friend gave me this link. - in which I am introverted or something.
I hope you're happy. - in which I update my deviantart page.
Lawn Gnomes! - in which the outdoor adventure club sells a lawn gnome that can illuminate things with sickly green gnome light.
Mr. Moo Moo! - in which they sell a gnome but replace it with a giant stuffed cow.
Mr. Moo Moo pt 2: The Legend Continues - in which we outline our plan for liberating Mr. Moo Moo, Count von Zeppelin saves the Titanic, and I post a tentative tracklist for Kathy.
The Crappiest Poll Ever - in which someone asks what fantasy race you want to be but neglects shapeshifters, which are the best thing ever.
I Love Little Pussy! - in which I post something that's a million times worse than what the name implies, and someone has the entire Little Markie CD on his website
Sonic crap version audio - in which someone posts the results of dicking around with Sonic's code.
Couch Wars Episode 2: Attack of the N00bs. - in which people spill drinks on Trumpet Kid, refuse to do Crap Music Week, Tiang makes no effort to communicate whatsoever.
Well, that was a lot of waiting for nothing. - in which Gamingforce is still down, Immelman pours pepper in his nose to see if would make him sneeze, and my screenshots of Hello Kitty Balloon Adventure or whatever is either lost in the same spacetime anomaly that devoured Sophia or raptured.
Gamingforce is back!!!!!!!!!!! - in which I snag userid 78 but who the fuck cares because there aren't any journals there.
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!! - in which I obtain 999 rings in Sonic 3's Ice Cap act 1 but only manage to snag 668 rings in Marble Garden's act 1.
Victoly! - in which I defeat Dark Erde Kaiser and it is spring break so nothing happens.
Well, that lasted a good 9 days. - in which Gamingforce is down.
The Truth Hurts - Yamamanama - in which you can ask me anything, or could, because it's in the deep past.
The Truth Hurts - Yamamanama: THE THREADTHE THREAD - in which I am asked silly questions and Tritoch says something funny.
Late nights, sour wine, and delirium - in which Immelman gives a terrible answer to the question "what do you think Batman would say to you?" that I think might be a metaphor for something.
Router Problems - in which my router is broken and I pass the time by watching Evangelion stop making sense.
New Router - in which I get a new router and pass the time before getting it by watching Evangelion.
This entry has an enraged marshmallow peep in it. - in which there is a peep on a bus.
This is a song entry. - in which I wonder about the oppressiveness of Uzbekistan and Ireland attempts to send a leprechaun into space which is ill advised but I love you anyway.
I am writing this from the school cafeteria - in which I am amazed by computer mouses that suck worse than my own and mistake some other guy for Immelman.
Another Uzbeki Song! - in which the Irish and the Africa are stripped from Uzbeki music and I post what's left.
Snakes On A Plane: The Musical! - in which Neil Cicarega does something amazing, Ryan and Kitty go on an IMDB safari, Revenge of the Cheerleaders is a movie that someone made, and it might just be the best cheerleader movie ever made.
Wait, there's MORE? - in which I wonder if Harriet the Spy even had stunts, Emily tries to embarrass Mandy.
An extremely odd music video - in which I am not turned into Tiang, Kathy walks through a wall, and the people of Select Button talk tori.
First Annual Cthulhu Picture Entry 120% Maxima!!! - in which I post pictures of elder gods.
Cambodian Psychedelia - A Musical Entry - in which my love affair with southeast asia's musical scene continues.
Late Nights and Cambodian Psychedelia
- in which I can't spell and am up late listening to music from Baten Kaitos Origins and Don Hertzfeldt videos.
The Long-awaited Cat Entry! Lots of pics and probably not 56k safe. - in which I post cats and cats and more cats.
Dengue Fever! - in which I rip Cambodian Psychedelia and compare Cambodia and Uganda.
"It's the internet" is no excuse to be an assbutt - in which I disguise song entries as drama entries and leave home until 9 PM doing what, I don't know.
Giant Centipede vs. Snake: FIGHT! - in which a centipede devours a mouse with his mighty mandibles, and I contemplate what the best dinosaur to ride is.
whine whine angst drama tails - in which I post a baby penguin.
Another day. - in which drama flares up and then dies out, I have trouble sleeping, play frisbee, e-mail Strongbad, and decline to post a mood because the song fits it just fine.
Well, that was quick. - in which I complete a torrent in less than 54 hours.
It's Unreadable Mess Time! - in which I contemplate sending the most horrible song in the world to people.
A lengthy discussion about snakes. On a plane. - in which I post an entire thread from Barbelith.
C for Cthulhu - in which Plush Cthulhu takes over the world.
This will either horrify you or make you burst out in laughter - in which a friend, let's call him Nicola, walks in on his grandmother naked with chocolate smeared all over her, a visiting lecturer gives a presentation in Wingdings.
Why did I think I had a test today? - in which someone leaves a walking stick in the hallway.
five separate musings. - in which someone wears a propellor hat, it snows, Google Translator has trouble with a Chinese word Corey said meant harmony, Ryan searches for flying spaghetti penis, and we determine that we're better off sending robots to Titan than men to the moon.
Cute Asian Pussy! - in which I post a picture of a cat in a box.
Snakes On An International Night - in which I fall in love with the 303s, mice starve themselves pressing a button that activates their pleasure center, I eat Italian food and watch people play bagpipes and yangqins.
Cambodia Rocks! - in which I find stuff from the 1960s.
You are figs. - in which someone accuses others of being figs, I buy a CD.
Neil Diamond Saves The Universe - in which Emily misinterprets a statement Immelman made, Chris discovers new music, and Brendan writes a screenplay.
cool as a moose - in which Cameron says he's cool.
Tokyo needs another Mothra attack - in which I suggest that giant monsters smash the Yasukuni Shrine and am nearly run over by a guy with rollerskates.
This is why China is better than Japan - in which China has pandas but Japan doesn't and frat boys ride around the campus center on rollerskates.
I have club everything! Give me more sympathy comments! - in which I freak out because I used .net instead of .com in a site, have Rich and Justine listen to Ozric Tentacles, and Mike claims that Mothra's power is eating clothes.
the fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth - in which I watch End of Evangelion and wonder what the point of Death and Rebirth was.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!!! - in which a guy who's name starts with T asks about easter.
Stuff ~ I don't need a witty title here. - in which I reflect on how much my life along with the internet will change five years hence, I blame Tiang for completely unrelated relationship problems, lie in bed and read Imajica.
pointless song lyric entry time! - in which I need filler somehow, and Chris rewards me for it with a wooden goblet filled with darkened water.
It's anthropology, not monkeypology. - in which T is for the way she takes my breath away, I is for the way I like it when she takes my breath away, N is for no one else takes my breath away, and A is for Asthma, that is a disease that takes people's breath away, also, Rich says anthropology and monkeypology are two different things, someone sends me a power metal version about a sadistic monorail, and dead babies are stapled to chickens.
Snakes (and pirates) on a Springfest - in which I get a sun airbrushed on my arm and Chris says it should be on her arm, Tina has a fish on her arm because sign of the corrupt or something, Immelman says something awkward about me and Tina, I meet a guy named Tim, my CD collection gets large, it's someone else's birthday, probably Shen but I don't know anymore, my brain sloshes around in my skull because I'm trying to twirl while bouncing with Tina, Immelman kisses a pirate.
Rugrats was a messed up show in retrospect - in which Tommy Pickles is abducted by aliums and Angelica becomes queen of a desert planet with the help of a space fish named George, a dibbik fights a monster with his klobbermeister, and a garbage truck demands sacrifices.
I HATE BALONEY! - in which I want to call someone and announce that I hate baloney and watch Angry Beavers episodes with Chris.
I'll be a superhero named Natural Selection - in which Cameron talks superheroes.
Solving the Myspace Image Problem - in which giant rats conquer Somerville.
I smell melon - in which melons explode in the Fatheads' face, I lament extinctions and never being able to get on a train in dreams.
Well, that was anticlimactic. - in which I consider talking to someone who isn't around instead of either reconciling with a friend or collapsing in an explosion of angst and anthropomorphic choo choo trains and Cameron debates whether snakes or cats are the most quantum animal.
The truth about Jane Fonda - in which someone who's probably mixing up North Vietnam and North Korea discovers Jane Fonda is in fact a robot.
I've been waiting over a year for this - in which City of Saints and Madmen is finally available in paperback.
Squids Squids Squids! - in which I post pictures of squids and Carla draws Vishnu wearing a birthday cake hat.
Vietnam: The Musical - in which someone eats an awesome birthday cake, and Rich, Maureen, and Eric discuss a musical based on the Vietnam War.
Prop Wars: The Trilogy Continues - in which I remove things from its context, explain what props do and don't do, and study for tests.
Attention Japanese and Chinese people. - in which I ask for translations from text in images and threaten to make them unloved if they don't help.
your liquid excrement is well APPRECIATED - in which I reminisce on graffiti at the School of the MFA, the Art Institute of Boston, and Braintree High School's science and art classrooms.
Morbo can't understand his teleprompter
- in which I watch Jurassic Bark.
I lost some time. It's always in the last place you look - in which I quote Delirium because nothing funny happened when I went food shopping.
Guess what I got! - in which I get a bag of deformed jellybeans, miss an exam, and dream about trains.
Bulgarian vocal music and imaginary fish. - in which various woman friends talk about the imaginary friends and pets they had as kids.
That One Word thread and an imaginary snail - in which Carla has an imaginary snail and people use single words to describe me, which is weird because I said that anyone who uses azn should have sandworm eggs hatch in their stomach, and justify not participating.
Only one more exam to go! (insert witty title here) - in which I have a test at 8 PM.
All done for the semester. - in which it's too cold for may.
if one day the trees could speak... - in which trees say mean things, gripe about crappy weather, and match Ozric Tentacles songs to Sonic levels.
Ok, time to break out the emergency weapon... - in which I make an entry consisting of "too too too wee" for science.
My scanner broke for some reason. - in which my scanner breaks.
Who would think a show about dolls... - in which I enjoy Rozen Maiden and use my Detective Kun Kun skills to find things.
Shouldn't you be making pancakes or something? - in which I waste my emergency weapon but can't remember the context.
SUNLIGHT! ~ Someone with a bigger persecution complex than Simply - in which I see the sun after 10 days of rain and blah.
Kitty cat entry version 2.01 - in which I realize I promised a cat entry but never delivered.
MORBO FEELS. And demands answers. - in which I play a rom hack and am knowledgeable about the game to the point where I notice no enemy placement is changed.
It's time for Creepy Evangelical Recordings! With hamsters. - in which a man and his ersatz Alvin sing for 23 minutes about the ten commandments.
Videogame Corner - Kirby Superstar (part 1) - in which Kirby eats a waddle doo and Charlie the Hamster yodels.
My router has been extremely unreliable today - in which I am disconnected from the internet repeatedly.
Videogaming Corner - Kirby Superstar (part 2 - Dynablade) - in which I'm tempted to play Ecco for a later event.
Kirby Superstar (part 3 - The Great Cave Offensive) - in which someone thinks Secret of Mana is Mario.
Kirby Superstar (Part 4 - The Revenge of Metaknight) - in which I wonder where AcerBandit is because he's ordinarily obsessed with Kirby to the point where I'm gleeful Abobo beat the shit out of him.
Those traffic cones never stood a chance - in which Laurie's brother draws a picture involving cannibal cows and cow juice, Ethan rants about golf and does Shaq Fu and hits traffic cones at 2 AM and Chris receives a copy of Turkish Star Wars.
The Fifth And Final Kirby Entry (Milky Way Wishes) - in which AcerBandit bans himself but I don't care enough to postpone my entry.
Michael Jackson vs. the Cookie Monster - in which someone mashes up songs, Cookie Monster hides cookies in galoshes under the pretense of reciting his poem, and I learn that galoshes do not taste good.
pr0n - in which Dr. Prawn is a doctor and a prawn, and I get cheesecake ice cream on my hand.
Ronald Reagan's secret plan to destroy Mars. - in which I defer titling entries to Chris for a day and post the lyrics to Angry Beavers songs.
Death by an extreme miscalculation while flossing - in which a bit of mango refused to leave my gums, someone from my school likes Ravi Shankar and apparently knows who Casey Desmond is, and Immelman shows up.
The dilemma of waffle apocalypse vs. a pancake on the top of a spear - in which I defer titling entries to Chris for a day.
I will put fried eggs up your armpits! - in which the air condition functions and Katelyn wants what I'm reading.
Morbo demands answers to the following questions - in which I ask people what kind of music they like.
Happy Meal Boxes Make Good Silly Hats - in which a kid wears a happy meal box on his head.
The title has been reduced to meaninglessness by crossposting - in which I search out and convert some music.
The Further Adventures of the Torture Squid - in which Kendra gives me some kissables because I gave her a dime for candy and she got two bags.
mushroom poetry - in which I post terrible poems.
Invitation to a Beheading - in which it rains.
A future mercifully free of robot-inflicted terror - in which someone debunks the robot apocalypse scenario.
Skeletor sings the YMCA song in Cantonese. - in which someone animates Skeletor.
The First Of Many Star Ocean Entries - in which I play Star Ocean
Star Ocean (part the second) - in which I play Star Ocean.
A collection of unrelated images and words - in which I post a poem, some pictures of dogs and guys with moons for heads.
Star Ocean - The Third Entry - in which I go through the most annoying dungeon in Star Ocean.
nananananananana nananananananana BATMAN - in which Batman fights Darth Vader and eats everything in sight, Mr. Freeze makes bad ice puns, Two-Face and the Riddler star in a shitty game, and Batman dresses up as a pirate, a samurai, and a viking.
Can someone explain this to me? - in which Blue Spheres acts screwy.
Communism is good, Christianity is stupid - in which I find a song my english teacher told me about in 10th grade.
Star Ocean - Entry The Fourth - in which I play Star Ocean.
Star Ocean - the Fifth Entry - in which a suffusion of drama causes people to stop reading my Star Ocean entries.
The Return Of The Torture Squid - in which I list Torture Squid books I want to read.
Squid wrestling for fun and profit. - in which nothing bad happens, a squid fights a sperm whale.
Luckee Cookie would appreciate this article - in which someone at the Dig hates geese and the Boston Herald puts too many puns in one article.
An unfortunate splotch - in which I stumble over words, dream, finish a book and start another, and someone watches The Simpsons and I reminisce about the time my friend who said to never forget her when I make the next Star Wars heard a doorbell and thought the telephone was ringing.
A string of thunderstorms - in which a storm is coming and Katie suggests that if I disappear, it means I was abducted by thunder monkeys.
Which is funnier, bananas or cheese? - in which a storm arrives and I unplug everything and someone compares Super Mario Bros. with the eightfold path.
Rats - in which rats do things
The Alphabet as Art (Arabic edition) ~ a rant - in which FOX repeats Simpsons episodes too much and I stumble upon some calligraphic art on Barbelith.
LoZ Temple Week (music within) - in which I dream
In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe (LoZ songs) - in which I post a dream I had in 2002.
LoZ Temple Week continues (and another song) - in which I post a dream I had in 2003, a song or ten, and a hundred year old French film.
Now for Ocarina of Time music - in which a thunderstorm keeps me awake.
Fire Temple music (complete with that chanting) - 3 rabites
- in which Chris describes a song as cybernetic ghosts giving trees pot and blowing smoke at monkeys drumming on various drums.
Seems I forgot some stuff. - in which I post the ending of Star Ocean.
Some music and stuff. - in which I compare the Shadow Temple with the Water Temple and Forest Temple.
No better way to celebrate the birth of your nation... - in which my dog hates fireworks, I post some dreams from 2003.
Yamamanama's Strategy Guide To Tales Of Phantasia - chapter I
I'm 22 years old today! - in which I postpone Tales of Phantasia because Chris gave me some Angry Beavers episodes and a Horse the Band album.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter II - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter III - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter IV - and lots of songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter V (and a few songs) - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter VI - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter VII (and a song, again) - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide chapter VIII - and lots of songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter IX - The Infamous Boat Scene - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter X - Cless vs. Alice - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XI, and a song. - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide chapter XII and songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide chapter XIII - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide chapter XIV, and a song, and a rant. - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
The dinosaurs were mooned to death. - in which someone can't seem to grasp the magnitude of space and thinks the dinosaurs were literally mooned to death.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide chapter XV, and songs, as usual - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XVI - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XVII and Ethiopian music - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - chapter XVIII - and Kenyan music. - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XIX - and some songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XX - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
The first part applies to GFF readers only. - in which I ask people if their browsers are crashing, which is the very first piece of evidence that livejournal is superior to gamingforce, and promise to post more entries consisting of Sandman quotes and random stupidity from the rest of the internet.
A Dream of a Thousand Cats - in which I lament the lack of activity in my life, and compare the terribleness of stealing cakes and replacing them with frosted couch pillows, posting prematurely, and having 350 images on the same page, and compare Star Man's music to Mary Poppins on crack, making Laurie happy.
Tales of Phantasia strategy guide chapter XXI - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Ruby's dead? Oh. Oh wow. That means I get to drive. - in which I dream that reminds me of another dream from my distant past.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXII - and gamelan music - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
I'm your worst nightmare — a pumpkin with a gun. - in which that makes a great title, but I'm only doing it because otherwise, smoke will come out of people's computers and they won't load the page because Gamingforce doesn't have a lj-cut feature.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXIII - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Everyone, upload your favorite song. - in which I dream and wishingstar acquaints me with Delerium.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXIV - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Let's listen to Filipino Music! - in which I post the only filipino songs that weren't recorded with a nintoaster.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXV-The Infamous Bath Scene - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
A mime gets flushed down the toilet! - in which Dagget breaks the toilet by flushing things.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXVI - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Any view of things that is not strange is false. - in which the filler entries serve their purpose.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXVII - kind-of-alotta songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
You get what anyone gets; you get a lifetime - in which I go to see an orthodontist regarding wisdom teeth and have banana ice cream
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXVIII - kindofalotta songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Giant Enemy Crabs got into the domain name. - in which I have to use the super secret back door to get on Gamingforce.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXIX ~ super-lot-of songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
I don't know whether to hate this guy or be amused by him. - in which Kim Jong Il invents the potato.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXX ~ notalotta songs. - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
bumblebees on trampolines blow honey bubbles down - in which music in Xenosaga reminds me of Mars Lasar
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXXI - Angry Beavers - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Ahem, AcerBandit. - in which I give him the rom of Tales of Phantasia but really just want to break up the picture entries with non-picture entries.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXII and some music. - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Identify this language for me (It's probably something from Asia) - in which I ask a site filled with asiaphiles to identify the language it's in and despite them being fluent in Japanese they assume it is Japanese and not the Native American language it actually is.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXIII - and music
Heffer's a pretty pretty princess! - in which Heffer puts on a tutu and I do a thing about songs, even if some of them are mistitled or not really songs.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXIV - and a song - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Video Entry: Raccoons on a Space Shuttle - in which stuffed raccoons go into space because someone told them there was garbage there but get rabid and attack everyone.
Things George W. Bush Doesn't Care About. - in which I include YouTube videos after receiving no comments, but need more filler because people are still crashing.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXV - two songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Crazy Religious Fundamentalist Movie Reviews! - in which someone thinks Talledega Nights' mocking of Nascar is blasphemy, environmentalism is blasphemy, and World Trade Center didn't have enough hatemongering.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXVI - Radiohead B-Sides - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
An entry about Canadia - in which I post an image in a filler entry.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide - Chapter XXXVII - a few songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
This guy's artwork reminds me of Magi's
- in which Erik links me to pictures.
Tales of Phantasia Strategy Guide Chapter XXXVIII ~ The End ~ 3songs - in which I play Tales of Phantasia
Epilogue - Sunday Mourning - in which it's not sunday morning anywhere on the planet but I can't make wordplay out of sunday evening.
The 20 Best Songs You've Never Heard - part 1 of 3 - in which I list songs but am at a loss for words.
It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak - in which I forget the context behind an entry, my dog vomits and destroys my appetite, and I think I see someone I knew but she was dressed in a hoodie and oversized sunglasses.
The Twenty Best Songs You've Never Heard - Entry 2 of 3 - in which I list songs and say nothing else.
Perhaps I should wait. ~ A recent dream - in which Hyde is setting up his shit at college and I think that he cares what I think.
The 20 Best Songs You've Never Heard - Entry 3 of 3. - in which I list awesome songs.
The Six Worst Songs I've Ever Heard - in which I list terrible songs.
Stuff I forgot to talk about earlier (3 more crappy songs) - in which Donald Duck sings Amazing Grace.
Why are the track names in Japanese? - in which a CD printed in London gives me Japanese tracknames.
in my past life, I was a dinosaurus rexus...or maybe a tree. or a bug. - in which Lauren is weird and DK64 is tedious.
Ever wonder what Alvin and the Chipmunks sound like... slowed down? - - in which I post a song that sounds like an accountant, a hot dog vendor, and a lunatic waiting for the bus in hell.
Jeff Vandermeer talks about SUVs - in which someone tries to fax my phone and the internet explodes as a result.
Squid. Squid. Squid. Squidmeerkat. - in which I pass the time by making the sound of a barnyard animal and everyone tries to guess what it is.
Too too too wee! ~ In which I upload a song that doesn't suck. - in which I break a string of entries on Gamingforce, break the mood there, and pass the time with Sonic.
I'm back! No, wait, I'm still gone! - in which I try to pass the time with ice cream, books, and Uninvited.
Well, it's SUPPOSED to be fixed ~ a banana song - in which I have a hard time uploading things.
Maybe you can interface with my ass. By biting it! - in which I snag a clip of Amy cursing out Bender and ask people what it means.
It works! ~ Asthmatic Kitty ~ a few songs - in which my internet is fixed.
Damn Dirty Apes! - in which I tell people to give up when their flash took less effort than Super Penis Brothers and Paris Hilton releases an album.
Someone threw up rainbow sprinkles in a maze and made a game. - - in which a band in Pepperell pretends Jimi Hendrix songs are theirs and I dream about fascist midgets.
I start classes tomorrow ~ songs for Amara - in which I talk about songs.
First Day Of Classes: The Status Report (and songs, but you knew that) - in which Maureen has her foot run over by a parade float, the cafeteria lacks computers, Tina wears a metal claw as a pendant, Kendra is intrigued by eye-bleeding backgrounds, someone comes up with zombie cats.
We are toebots! ploink. We are mighty! ploink. - in which I suspect Dana and Tiang are either testaments or the same person, but then just assume she's flushing things down the toilet, the cafeteria gets new computers, Dana suspects the Herald is hiring people to read other newspapers and write puns based on the articles, Dave interprets a drawing.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. - in which a store called Cool as a Moose is a real place and Alex dreams that trees talk about sunlight.
He's got a big banana! (a comic) - in which I post a comic but Imageshack devoured it and I have no idea where to find another version of it.
The Reconciliation - some songs - in which I guess Tiang doesn't hate me or something, Eric says something wonky to Tina, and the Herald thinks Saint Ajora's Day is too sacrosanct for bad puns.
Nothing to fear, nothing to doubt. - in which I am unable to have Immelman listen to a Thai-ified version of Day Tripper, I contemplate liberating stuffed piggies, Tina watches bad comedy routines.
Songs for my favoritest kitchen utensil - in which I post songs because Spatula wants them, happily eat ice cream in front of Tiang, walk away from WBIM's table with five CDs, a guy dresses as a chicken and walks around campus and I suggest that he should fight with the guy in the bear suit.
Chicken vs. Bear: FIGHT! ~ marmosets - in which I mistake something Rich said for marmoset.
Jimi Hendrix would love this song. - in which Chris Gabrieli does not take out his own garbage.
I have Xenosaga Episode III ~ with pictures - in which I play a video game and say that I wouldn't post a picture of a sandwich even if I had a camera.
Ahem, Infernal Monkey - in which I demand to know the location of the Caution Squid, but it's in his secret lair, which is so secret that even he doesn't know where it is.
"His name is Fig Newton" - in which a guy's name is Fig Newton.
It's Election Time Again! - in which the other candidates in the comic are bad because they support urinary tract infections
"What can Greek Life offer me?" - in which someone alters a poster extolling the virtues of joining a fraternity, Dana makes a bad pun about Thailand, and Brian tries to find out how far he could see from the top of Olympus Mons, but I accidentally do something in degrees rather than radians, or the other way around.
Let's listen to crazy Japanese psychedelia! - in which I fail to spell psychedelia properly, someone shows me her artwork.
Since you're curious (you post songs here too) - in which a massive stingray conspiracy is involved with the hindenburg, Kennedy, and the Loch Ness Monster.
I'm not pining for the fjords, it just seems that way - in which Katie talks about Mirrormask.
So, is this some weird parody or what? - in which Rich explains Deal or No Deal and leaves a half-eaten ear of corn in his backpack.
I literally cried while reading this. - in which they do not fear the eyespots, I offer a spanish lesson, offer habanero chips to Tiang and Immelman, and Kendra comes up with a super muffin.
English, please. - in which I ask people to make it clear what language videos are in so I don't waste two days downloading a video that turns out to be in Spanish.
Habanero chips + Elfen Lied = vivid dreams - in which I have an erotic dream.
Let's listen to music from the new Ghost in the Shell SAC thingus! - in which we do that.
Fun With Magnets - in which a woman tries to play slots on a computer and uses a magnet to try to drag down the seven, ruining her monitor.
Fun With a Rocket Engine - in which we discuss horror movie franchises going into space.
fun with steak - in which I link to an animated gif of steak warfare and Christine dreams about killer ewoks dressed as ghosts.
Fun with Iconoclasm - in which Dana refuses sympathy pudding and Thaddeus remarks on the surreality of arts awareness and poverty awareness at the same locale, and someone tries calling someone else via cellphone while Khakatay is doing some mad drumming action.
Fun With Mushrooms - in which I'm disappointed by a song and have a recurring dream.
The Dinosaurs Exploded! - in which someone thinks dino means explode, and that's not true, and I celebrate Lauren's birthday by linking to several Pete and Pete episodes.
things I find cute - in which I don't actually bother to list traits I find endearing in my preferred sex.
They say this here place is haunted. Yeah, but only by a ghost. - in which Nicole misremembers the plot to an Are You Afraid of the Dark episode and views Labyrinth as a tribute to David Bowie's crotch, someone laughs at the idea of Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
"What do you miss most about childhood?" - in which Carla asks that question.
Legends of the Hidden Temple - in which we talk about the silver monkey.
Merry Cthulhumas - in which I find a parody of holiday songs and base its placement on the time I noticed a christmas tree up in late September.
Massive Attack - in which Ceres wants Massive Attack.
A question for you people to answer ~ and more Massive Attack. - in which I wonder about alien music, I think it would be ethereal and twangy, and Chris thinks it would be extremely distorted and painful or involve lots of string instruments.
Could you imagine the Pope doing a jig? - in which Rich thinks the pope would rather cackle or shoot lightning.
This is quite possibly the worst name for a band. - in which someone thinks it's a good idea to call their band NO.
A Storm Of Wings - In which I introduce Tiang to Carla and Immelman and a snack machine mocks me.
some explanations are in order - in which I translate statements in moon language
The Hoegbotton Guide To Acquiring Props. - in which I satirize prop wars.
This guy is like the Cuckoo Clock in Hell. - in which a creationist has the occasional intelligent thought buried in his demented statements.
I need your help. - in which Rich reads about a trial and the fifteenth century's warped idea of justice.
Chipmunk Techno - in which someone listens to a techno remix of Alvin and the Chipmunks loud enough for everyone to hear, and someone else threatens to replace Nicole's cigarettes with candy cigarettes.
Paris Hilton is a hologram? - in which I have to compete with entries on GFF that consist of the word "wii" 423 times and someone wishes he could find the controls for Paris Hilton.
Cave Story - in which someone plays Cave Story and I decide to finally use the english patch I found.
This song is absolutely beautiful. - in which people toss army men from the balcony and Ryan eats a quesadilla.
Samurai Jesus and other stuff - in which Rich has the idea to dress up as samurai jesus and I describe my lack of costume as a superhero costume and Immelman doesn't get it.
Listen to my friend sing! - in which Casey sings, Mixel Pixel has an awesome web page with Bowser dancing and Birdo shooting eggs, and Rich thinks a song was a really long crescendo.
Some songs for you. - in which I link to things.
AliceNWondrland would hate this song, but Aardork might like it. - in which I link to a song about the fall of wonderland.
"Instant karma" always gets so lumpy. - in which someone suggests scrabble with formulae.
Give me shadow, put on my crown. - in which I have an idea to print out fake posters for a fake play and plaster them all over campus.
What did office monkeys do before the internet, anyway? - in which Kristi makes a facial expression at Matt.
black hole bird - in which I rope people into listening to a song.
disappointment - in which only Amara listens to a song I was trying to pressure everyone in to listening to and Blue seemed rather hurt by this.
Do you know what your own liver tastes like? - in which the joke is on Shin because I spent most of the day afterward having dinner with family.
Everything in its right place. - in which I wonder if I used that title before, Rich gives me a CD with no dinosaurs, and Aphex Twin reminds me of Veniss and rain and neon-lit future cityscapes and subways.
Yama's Mix CD side blue ~ download - in which I send a CD to the bitterly empty reaches of space, AKA Fitchburg.
Innocence, once lost, can never be regained. - in which said quote appears in a fortune cookie and I laugh.
Mix CD Side Crimson - in which GFF is down.
Ha! I mock your cheese danish and all it stands for! - in which Ethan discusses Dr Pepper and Timmy The Tooth.
You should see her floppy hat collection. - in which I dream I was fighting Ein Rugel.
and the blossoms had already begun to fall in her domain, becoming smudged and formless colors - in which Aphex Twin goes well with rain, and I dream of summer and wake up disappointed in november.
Change. Change. Change. Change... Change. Change. Chaaange. - in which I ask if people think I've changed and in what way, but nobody actually answers it and Spatula acts like a doofus.
Where is this vocal from? I'm assuming somewhere in Asia. - in which people in the past assume things about dinosaur bones and I post a song that sounds like a space-time anomaly recorded in some Tibetan place.
Reflections and Musings - in which I am entranced by strobe lights and rain on the windshield, someone imagines how hilarious it would be for someone to forget he had wheels in his shoes when going down the stairs, Carla comes up with great non sequiturs, someone is hit by a train, someone throws a traffic cone into a tree, Kramer says something racist, and someone invites everyone to his wake, where there will be a car battery and spring attached to his body.
Liturgical chants and Baka - in which I post Delerium.
Snow, Glass, Apples - in which I am apprehensive and instead post some Delerium, it snows and I post an appropriate picture.
Sledding in Iraq - in which Rich has way too much fun with coloring books.
I have more Uzbeki music! - in which I find Sevara Nazarkhan's homepage.
Duck in a spacesuit - in which i post a picture of Lavos.
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies in your pants. - in which Rich imagines Hitler in Thaddeus' pants and Katie says the only way to get a used bookstore to reject things is to draw Mr. Fluffywinkles in it.
"I think I'm a fire engine!" - in which someone at OMG Mall in Kingston makes a weird noise and I buy Weaveworld and somebody wonders if Twink sounds like an Autechre remix of Little Marcy.
more findings - in which people on drugs talk politics, and somebody makes the Arcade Fire sound good.
One more exam left - in which I am burnt out from E&M, a toxic blaze of insanity burns slowly slowly, and Jeff Vandermeer talks monkeys.
All done! ~ A mirror improves the ability to think. Silence recedes. - in which I quote Technolyze while watching it in the computer lab, take an exam, take a shower, and eat a salad and drink a pepsi.
Everyone, upload your favorite song. - in which I ask people to upload their favorite song for a second time, and forget to link to the specific people I lost due to selfishness, detachment, or alienation.
Come to me. I'll be your guardian angel. - in which I praise Technolyze's soundtrack.
Plush Cthulhu wishes you a Merry Christmas - in which I deliver brief summaries of the Twelve Days of Wonky Roms from past years.
The Twelve Days of Wonky Roms - Cocoron - in which I am most pleased by both cocoron and the fact that December 26th is the longest time I can go without hearing the all christmas format.
The Twelve Days Of Wonky Roms - Buster Busts Loose - in which I am most disappointed.
The Twelve Days of Wonky Roms - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - in which I reminisce about wasting my life playing Bubba 'n' Stix but find passwords for the last level but don't bother to beat the fucking game, play another game for like 4 seconds because Chris told me to and simply gank the screenshots from SomethingAwful.