the human agent
Nov. 26th, 2015 09:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yamamanamaI don't know about you but the idea of a thanksgiving style pizza with gravy as the sauce sounds absolutely disgusting.
Japan has a really big problem with tattoos because it's connected with the Yakuza and Ainu, and it's nigh impossible for tattooed get a job in Japan, and Japan is really conservative outside of Tokyo. Rachel compares it to the difference between New York City and Buttfuck, Alabama. Tattoos were officially banned by the emperor Meiji because they wanted to be more like westerners.
Russian pop music is stuck in 2003. There's a girl group that sings about how they want a boyfriend who's like Putin and they hired a guy who looks exactly like Putin in their video.
I can't remember what the song is called but if you know what I'm talking about and go look it up, there's some English versions that fuck up the rhyme and meter, so don't bother with those.
Rachel said that once she saw a bunch of similar blond white guys get out of an elevator and asked herself if they were clones.
Rachel told me about pugs performing Hamlet with voice actors hidden behind doors, although one of the characters was played by a dog who was very obviously not a pug. One of the characters was supposed to go offstage, but the dog fell asleep.
Someone with a really expensive vacation condo in Miami has a singing toilet, well, it actually plays classical music when you sit on it and sprays lavender scent on you if you've been sitting on it too long, and it also has a heated bidet.
Reverse werewolves would be wolves that turn into humans (according to me) on the new moon (according to Lauren). I never really thought about it that way.
Rachel told a story about an artist who sold sealed cans of his own shit and once a collector lent it to a museum, which may or may not have stored it at an improper temperature and so the can leaked and so he sued the museum for damages.
For some reason, we thought it was Damien Hirst, who did make a platinum cast of a skull encrusted with diamonds.
Rachel learned about Belly, Rick and Morty, and Rebecca in the opposite order I did, without an ounce of interconnection.
The demo of Wake Up Slow is no longer available on Youtube and I'm really pissed because I wanted to compare the two versions for Rachel and Lauren. I told Lauren to maybe throw her shoe or maybe some kind of fembots or powdered mnar stones that give them powerful but short-lived numinous visions at one of the members and say "this is because your video is private," or maybe Rachel could find a way to enter their dreams and incept the idea to make the video public again, or maybe go deeply into the dreams of the dreams of the people they dream about and then Scary Terry could do that for them, bitch. Scary Terry sure says "bitch" a lot.
I'm also annoyed because they're not releasing the EP until the end of January when it's clearly finished and someone even talked about the new version of Castellana in a review. In other words, he got an advance review copy and that means the EP is finished so there's no point in twiddling your thumbs for two months.
burning question: do people ever think that maybe Russia is kinda not always a hundred percent of the time doing the right thing?
Japan has a really big problem with tattoos because it's connected with the Yakuza and Ainu, and it's nigh impossible for tattooed get a job in Japan, and Japan is really conservative outside of Tokyo. Rachel compares it to the difference between New York City and Buttfuck, Alabama. Tattoos were officially banned by the emperor Meiji because they wanted to be more like westerners.
Russian pop music is stuck in 2003. There's a girl group that sings about how they want a boyfriend who's like Putin and they hired a guy who looks exactly like Putin in their video.
I can't remember what the song is called but if you know what I'm talking about and go look it up, there's some English versions that fuck up the rhyme and meter, so don't bother with those.
Rachel said that once she saw a bunch of similar blond white guys get out of an elevator and asked herself if they were clones.
Rachel told me about pugs performing Hamlet with voice actors hidden behind doors, although one of the characters was played by a dog who was very obviously not a pug. One of the characters was supposed to go offstage, but the dog fell asleep.
Someone with a really expensive vacation condo in Miami has a singing toilet, well, it actually plays classical music when you sit on it and sprays lavender scent on you if you've been sitting on it too long, and it also has a heated bidet.
Reverse werewolves would be wolves that turn into humans (according to me) on the new moon (according to Lauren). I never really thought about it that way.
Rachel told a story about an artist who sold sealed cans of his own shit and once a collector lent it to a museum, which may or may not have stored it at an improper temperature and so the can leaked and so he sued the museum for damages.
For some reason, we thought it was Damien Hirst, who did make a platinum cast of a skull encrusted with diamonds.
Rachel learned about Belly, Rick and Morty, and Rebecca in the opposite order I did, without an ounce of interconnection.
The demo of Wake Up Slow is no longer available on Youtube and I'm really pissed because I wanted to compare the two versions for Rachel and Lauren. I told Lauren to maybe throw her shoe or maybe some kind of fembots or powdered mnar stones that give them powerful but short-lived numinous visions at one of the members and say "this is because your video is private," or maybe Rachel could find a way to enter their dreams and incept the idea to make the video public again, or maybe go deeply into the dreams of the dreams of the people they dream about and then Scary Terry could do that for them, bitch. Scary Terry sure says "bitch" a lot.
I'm also annoyed because they're not releasing the EP until the end of January when it's clearly finished and someone even talked about the new version of Castellana in a review. In other words, he got an advance review copy and that means the EP is finished so there's no point in twiddling your thumbs for two months.
burning question: do people ever think that maybe Russia is kinda not always a hundred percent of the time doing the right thing?
