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yamamanamaThere's a conspiracy theory that the shooter is trans and of course Drow ran with it because it can't possibly be some kind of clerical error. I'm sure what happened between the last time I updated and now is Drow had an internal debate about whether to ignore the incidents in Colorado Springs because he was no doubt radicalized by rumors and conspiracies of baby part harvesting and that would make the people who radicalized people like him look bad or milking the trans rumors.
Oomingmaks are being exposed to new parasites due to climate change.
Michael described various countries' officials as Captain Planet villains, which is probably why the climate conference in Paris had protestors. Well, not really protestors due to a state of emergency that has no doubt overstayed its welcome, just their shoes.
Barred owls are really stocky and chunky-looking owls. Normally, they live in wetlands and you don't see them very often. They have dark eyes and not your typical yellow eyes.
We also have some waterfowl and a woodpecker who has his head upsidedown because some sort of trauma is messing with his equilibrioception.
Someone told a story about a cockatoo who would yell "help! help! call the police!" when left alone and the police would show up so they had to take him with them.
So here's another story about psittacines: on Saturday, Nichole told me about how once an escaped bird landed on her father's shoulder and stayed there so he's like "cool, we have a new pet."
Courtney says "I'm immune to wavicide."
Wavicide is a trademark, the technical name is glutaraldehyde.
What Bethany thought Courtney did was switch the contacts around, so Jean would be like "hey, honey," and Rob would be like "huh? This is Rob," and Jean would be like "oh, I thought you were my boyfriend."
What she actually did is write things like "I'm jean, blah blah blah" and "Courtney is awesome" on her facebook.
Also, it's funny that Sunday night is the one day of the week I wasn't ready for bed at 10:30 PM.
Someone either doesn't know shit about Cyprus or thinks that the Greek annexation was legitimate.
Burning Question: how is firing guns at a crowd 2nd degree assault and not attempted murder? And it's apparently not a hate crime either?
Oomingmaks are being exposed to new parasites due to climate change.
Michael described various countries' officials as Captain Planet villains, which is probably why the climate conference in Paris had protestors. Well, not really protestors due to a state of emergency that has no doubt overstayed its welcome, just their shoes.
Barred owls are really stocky and chunky-looking owls. Normally, they live in wetlands and you don't see them very often. They have dark eyes and not your typical yellow eyes.
We also have some waterfowl and a woodpecker who has his head upsidedown because some sort of trauma is messing with his equilibrioception.
Someone told a story about a cockatoo who would yell "help! help! call the police!" when left alone and the police would show up so they had to take him with them.
So here's another story about psittacines: on Saturday, Nichole told me about how once an escaped bird landed on her father's shoulder and stayed there so he's like "cool, we have a new pet."
Courtney says "I'm immune to wavicide."
Wavicide is a trademark, the technical name is glutaraldehyde.
What Bethany thought Courtney did was switch the contacts around, so Jean would be like "hey, honey," and Rob would be like "huh? This is Rob," and Jean would be like "oh, I thought you were my boyfriend."
What she actually did is write things like "I'm jean, blah blah blah" and "Courtney is awesome" on her facebook.
Also, it's funny that Sunday night is the one day of the week I wasn't ready for bed at 10:30 PM.
Someone either doesn't know shit about Cyprus or thinks that the Greek annexation was legitimate.
Burning Question: how is firing guns at a crowd 2nd degree assault and not attempted murder? And it's apparently not a hate crime either?
