bird claustrophobia
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yamamanamaAt first I thought it would be a quiet day and at least there were two Waffle clones
hanging out upstairs, and one of the Waffle clones had only three legs.
Last night's dinner for the seagull didn't look like that when whoever made it made it. The window was open so it was fucking freezing and it didn't help with the smell. Even taking the garbage bag out didn't help.
We weren't supposed to give the goose food, so we took it out and the goose is like "nope" and kicked the bowl of pellets over and Jacob's like "you god damm asshole!" and I was laughing really hard.
A rabbit was horribly bitten and bruised. I think we were planning to give him steroids. Someone said "that's nature" and also "steroids are nature too."
Conor put some sticks in the owl's cage so he can "pretend he's a real owl" and not just a captive according to Jacob. "He says thank you."
"He's a growing boy. Or girl. He's a growing ice cream cone." Because that's how you hold a rock dove.
The sparrow would bite us but he wouldn't bite the syringe.
She looks really sad and she flipped herself over in the soaking bin because she's stupid and not because she died. She's alive, kupo. She needs a cupcake to get her blood sugar up or something says Tiffany. And she has head trauma so we set up some oxygen therapy for her.
"community mice. Cut them with your teeth. Cutting of the mice is an adrenaline rush."
Oxytocin helps mammals deliver their babies by inducing cervical dilation. It also works on reptilian and avian oviducts. While only mammals produce oxytocin, the other vertebrates produce hormones that do more or less the same thing. It also stimulates the myoepithelial cells, ejecting milk into the mammary duct but she isn't a mammal. It also causes memory lapses and fond memories of the final stages of pregnancy. It causes lovey feelings and infatuation and limerence and may be able to treat cocaine and heroin withdrawl. It increases trust and empathy, reduces fear, and breaks the chains of racism. It's a wonderful, wonderful molecule. Also, she was pissed off afterwards when we had to administer fluids but if I was pumped full of oxytocin, I'd be the opposite of pissed off. Dehydrated turtles have loose-ish skin. I suppose you could look at their mucosa, that is, if you could get their beaks open.
While wood turtles are found in New England, this one was a pet.
We have a tiny chicken egg laid by a normal chicken.
Maegan had for lunch a sweet potato that didn't cook properly, some tomatoes that were probably cooked too much, strawberries and kiwis. Like me, she's not big on lunch, and everyone she interacted with except for me made snide comments about it. She said that she had Wendy's a few times and pizza a few times, because someone asked if she was a vegan.
Opossums make weird alien noises according to Sam and the sucking sound they make haunts Tiffany's nightmares.
Here's another owlet. Again, I had no idea we had this guy. Maybe I'm mistaken about what kind of owls I brought up last week.
burning question: Who built this door, space dwarves?
hanging out upstairs, and one of the Waffle clones had only three legs.
Last night's dinner for the seagull didn't look like that when whoever made it made it. The window was open so it was fucking freezing and it didn't help with the smell. Even taking the garbage bag out didn't help.
We weren't supposed to give the goose food, so we took it out and the goose is like "nope" and kicked the bowl of pellets over and Jacob's like "you god damm asshole!" and I was laughing really hard.
A rabbit was horribly bitten and bruised. I think we were planning to give him steroids. Someone said "that's nature" and also "steroids are nature too."
Conor put some sticks in the owl's cage so he can "pretend he's a real owl" and not just a captive according to Jacob. "He says thank you."
"He's a growing boy. Or girl. He's a growing ice cream cone." Because that's how you hold a rock dove.
The sparrow would bite us but he wouldn't bite the syringe.
She looks really sad and she flipped herself over in the soaking bin because she's stupid and not because she died. She's alive, kupo. She needs a cupcake to get her blood sugar up or something says Tiffany. And she has head trauma so we set up some oxygen therapy for her.
"community mice. Cut them with your teeth. Cutting of the mice is an adrenaline rush."
Oxytocin helps mammals deliver their babies by inducing cervical dilation. It also works on reptilian and avian oviducts. While only mammals produce oxytocin, the other vertebrates produce hormones that do more or less the same thing. It also stimulates the myoepithelial cells, ejecting milk into the mammary duct but she isn't a mammal. It also causes memory lapses and fond memories of the final stages of pregnancy. It causes lovey feelings and infatuation and limerence and may be able to treat cocaine and heroin withdrawl. It increases trust and empathy, reduces fear, and breaks the chains of racism. It's a wonderful, wonderful molecule. Also, she was pissed off afterwards when we had to administer fluids but if I was pumped full of oxytocin, I'd be the opposite of pissed off. Dehydrated turtles have loose-ish skin. I suppose you could look at their mucosa, that is, if you could get their beaks open.
While wood turtles are found in New England, this one was a pet.
We have a tiny chicken egg laid by a normal chicken.
Maegan had for lunch a sweet potato that didn't cook properly, some tomatoes that were probably cooked too much, strawberries and kiwis. Like me, she's not big on lunch, and everyone she interacted with except for me made snide comments about it. She said that she had Wendy's a few times and pizza a few times, because someone asked if she was a vegan.
Opossums make weird alien noises according to Sam and the sucking sound they make haunts Tiffany's nightmares.
Here's another owlet. Again, I had no idea we had this guy. Maybe I'm mistaken about what kind of owls I brought up last week.
burning question: Who built this door, space dwarves?
