cherry blossoms on the river of souls
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yamamanamaSpring is the starving time for birds as well as humans. I had to resort to giving some of them waxworms (the larvae of Galleria mellonella) instead of mealworms. We had a fairly good selection of veggies (I gave carrots, green pepper, squash, and cauliflower) but only a papaya in the fruit department. Some people say Patriots' Day is the turning point from cold spring to hot spring but that I attribute to the same phenomenon that makes people think Hispanic is synonymous with Mexican, even though Salvadorans slightly outnumber Mexicans and there are twice as many Dominicans as Salvadorans and twice as many Puerto Ricans as Dominicans. I usually say Ascension Day but Ascension Day has come and gone.
Speaking of unnamed phenomena, I haven't seen any daisies.
I had the idea to rub a surgical mask with rosemary or parsley and wear that while making seagull diets. Maybe some kind of citrus. It's not the texture I can't stand because I don't actually have to touch it. It's the smell. Gourmet sashimi this is not. In fact, this stuff could probably down a Scandinavian.
One of the interns, I think her name is Jen or something, had a pet cicada for a few months.
Here's a fun fact about owls. Great horned owls mate first and hatch first so they can eat all the other fledgelings.
Emily or Lianne says that's evil. I'm going by the whiteboard so I don't actually know who's who but she's probably Lianne. There's Anjali as well but I don't think anyone around is Anjali.
If Jean was around, she'd probably cry and then stab Priya with a syringe of atropine because Mondays are for good news and only good news, fucking damn it.
Tiffany, who is the only person on Earth with her name and will most likely be the only person with that name until the end of time, thought she added Conor to Snapchat but it turned out to be a different guy with that name and she sent him gross pictures.
She slept a lot this week and isn't used to it. Nobody leaves the wildlife center behind.
I told them not to feel bad about sending gross pictures to Gregory Mertz because he's a Neo-Nazi. This isn't quite true; I was mixing him up with some identitarian blowhard; he's merely involved with the National Organization For Marriage and a global version called CitizenGo and he said Frozen was part of the homosexual agenda and they better give Elsa a boyfriend in any sequel or so help him. So don't feel bad if you send him gross pictures or videos of chicks getting beheaded and dismembered. Just draw some lines somewhere. Don't invent Smell-o-Vision for the sole purpose of sending him the fish bucket. Although once someone invents Smell-O-Vision, you are free to send him all the fish buckets in the world.
Jack, who might very well be the only person with his name out there, found some thank yous addressed to the wildlife center. One depicted two guys giving a high five with their tongues. The other had a snake saying he needed to go to the wildlife center because he was too short and a turtle saying he needed to go to the wildlife center because his legs were weird. One of them had Waffle sitting on a table and I'm not sure if he just climbed up there to steal toys or if Zack is examining him.
Here is a story about seagulls. Once Hannah worked at a boys and girls club and one of the kids was in time out and a seagull stole his bag of chips and flew off with it. Also, she once ate a dog treat as a dare and was left wondering just how dogs can clamor for those things. The same conclusion Wes of Scary-Crayon came to but he ate pup corn and not a Beggin' Strip.
burning question: what is the most annoying overplayed song on classic rock radio?
Speaking of unnamed phenomena, I haven't seen any daisies.
I had the idea to rub a surgical mask with rosemary or parsley and wear that while making seagull diets. Maybe some kind of citrus. It's not the texture I can't stand because I don't actually have to touch it. It's the smell. Gourmet sashimi this is not. In fact, this stuff could probably down a Scandinavian.
One of the interns, I think her name is Jen or something, had a pet cicada for a few months.
Here's a fun fact about owls. Great horned owls mate first and hatch first so they can eat all the other fledgelings.
Emily or Lianne says that's evil. I'm going by the whiteboard so I don't actually know who's who but she's probably Lianne. There's Anjali as well but I don't think anyone around is Anjali.
If Jean was around, she'd probably cry and then stab Priya with a syringe of atropine because Mondays are for good news and only good news, fucking damn it.
Tiffany, who is the only person on Earth with her name and will most likely be the only person with that name until the end of time, thought she added Conor to Snapchat but it turned out to be a different guy with that name and she sent him gross pictures.
She slept a lot this week and isn't used to it. Nobody leaves the wildlife center behind.
I told them not to feel bad about sending gross pictures to Gregory Mertz because he's a Neo-Nazi. This isn't quite true; I was mixing him up with some identitarian blowhard; he's merely involved with the National Organization For Marriage and a global version called CitizenGo and he said Frozen was part of the homosexual agenda and they better give Elsa a boyfriend in any sequel or so help him. So don't feel bad if you send him gross pictures or videos of chicks getting beheaded and dismembered. Just draw some lines somewhere. Don't invent Smell-o-Vision for the sole purpose of sending him the fish bucket. Although once someone invents Smell-O-Vision, you are free to send him all the fish buckets in the world.
Jack, who might very well be the only person with his name out there, found some thank yous addressed to the wildlife center. One depicted two guys giving a high five with their tongues. The other had a snake saying he needed to go to the wildlife center because he was too short and a turtle saying he needed to go to the wildlife center because his legs were weird. One of them had Waffle sitting on a table and I'm not sure if he just climbed up there to steal toys or if Zack is examining him.
Here is a story about seagulls. Once Hannah worked at a boys and girls club and one of the kids was in time out and a seagull stole his bag of chips and flew off with it. Also, she once ate a dog treat as a dare and was left wondering just how dogs can clamor for those things. The same conclusion Wes of Scary-Crayon came to but he ate pup corn and not a Beggin' Strip.
burning question: what is the most annoying overplayed song on classic rock radio?
