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Baby baby skunks can't spray but these guys are teenage skunks and that makes them a lot worse. Well, adolescent skunks, really. In the skunk world, a teenage skunk would be a grumpy old skunk that sprays clouds.
Michael knows about the Skunk Ape because of a Mystery Science Theatre movie called Boggy Creek II, which is the third move in a series, much like Archer's Gator II. It's a Bigfoot that smells bad and doesn't need to get his shoes from the Big and Tall store. Or maybe, you know, it's just a bear that got sprayed by a skunk. There are grunches and melonheads, which he says might be an extremely localized urban legend or he might be mixing them up with something else that sounds like grinch.
Everything I can find says Boggy Creek is about the Fouke Monster but going by the descriptions, they're pretty much the same thing: a bigfoot that smells awful. The monster is played by a guy in an unconvincing Halloween costume. In the first movie, they keep him out of focus.

He called Twilight Princess's Wii port "Legend of Zelda: The Uncanny Valley" because of the way the textures were stretched out. He agrees: the slow intro hurts it. One of my gripes is that you have to go through the first dungeon of the game with only three hearts, and I know Ocarina of Time sent you right into the first dungeon with only three hearts but the Deku Tree is a lot easier and you don't have to deal with awkward at best and unresponsive at worst motion controls.
The Flatwoods Monster also shows up in Amagon, Wild Arms, and Ninja Baseball Batman, which is not as good as it sounds.

Gull bites are like little love taps. His veins are really fucked up and bird veins are always shallow. His blood isn't clotting in a reasonable time. He's been around since the end of April, or maybe it was the end of March or the beginning of April.

Leanne wondered what blood plasma tastes like.

Sarah says she's dyeing her hair bright pink but she has a weird idea of what is and isn't pink, so it's actually a fiery orange. Her friend dyed her black to gray.

Itsy Bitsy is now Taylor Swift according to Tiffany. Jiaoming is not part of this. All I know is that Kim il Kardashian is involved and she supports Assad and the Syrian Arab Army.
We're wondering what happens when the real Taylor comes back. Or maybe we have a chimney swift.

The Andean condor's digestive system can destroy anthrax and botulism.


Jack finally took a picture of the Gray Fox along with his story and for those of us who can't stomach the facebook techies' incompetence or even worse and even more likely, the techies' douchebaggery, his mother was killed by a car and a guy tried to raise him himself which is risky for everyone involved so they brought him to us instead. They're more solitary than red foxes so he just has a stuffed animal to keep him company.

Jack, on the other hand, can't be fucked to take a picture of the chimney swift we have. At least we get a picture of a fledgeling cedar waxwing.


This is the promo for Amy Kucharik's concert I was talking about.


burning question: if kokiri never age, does that mean they never die?

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