blood is good for the soul
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yamamanamaA few days ago, Tiffany played the role of goose goalie but he outsmarted her and ran all the way to the other end of the hall. Her hair is a bathypelagic blue now. Once a long long time ago it was henna red but she says it brought too much attention to itself, as Nicole has no doubt learned.
Priya took a picture of an owl jack-o-lantern she carved. It's dark and you can see only its glow. That's how jack-o-lanterns work. They don't have jack-o-lanterns in the hood, says Irvin, but they do have leprechauns says me.
I brought this up with Dan once, a long time ago, and I think I brought it up here but damned if Google is going to help me, and why would they when they could be hawking fake pirated books? I told Zach, who has seen both Leprechaun In Da Hood and Leprechaun: Back 2 Da Hood but not Leprechaun in Space, and I'll tell you. Have the horror movie franchise character go to a planet that's basically a giant hood and I don't know, fight Pimp Cthulhu.
There are three horror movie rites of passage: Space, Da Hood, and reboots.
Also, speaking of bad movies, not horror, this time, I finally got around to watching Hawk The Slayer. There's a Turkish movie from the 1970s I've been wanting to see but I can't find it "Lionman II: The Witchqueen" nor under whatever the Turkish title is. I can find the first movie, Kiliç Aslan, in unsubtitled Turkish. Hey, wait a minute, Cüneyt Arkın is in this.
Speaking of walled gardens, someone wrote a plugin that turns all links to wikipedia into links to INFOGALACTIC. Yep, the alt-right has their own wikipedia now, which works on a slightly different principle from their Twitter knockoff. It's basically just the entirety of wikipedia with ideological purity.
Matt had a dead softshell turtle with him. Or musk turtle. It smelled like a softshell turtle, that is to say, evil. He told me about the best prank anyone has ever pulled and that involves putting a really stinky corpse, say, a fish, in the light fixtures or in the fan so whenever someone turns on the fan, it blows the fishy odor around. In a book I read when I was a kid (it's easy to look this up because I know the title: it's called The Twinkie Squad if you're wondering. Also, when I was a kid I read this book where the principal bans everyone from wearing clothing with words on it and on the cover, a guy is wearing a shirt with WØRDS on it. If you know the title, please let me know, because it's been bothering me on and off for well over a decade and Google isn't even trying to help me), a kid tries to make garlic squid with mango and banana in the home ec classroom, hides the half-marinated squid in the walls, and then forgets about it and they have to shut down the school temporarily and wall off several rooms permanently.
Matt can't imagine what decaying mangoes smell like but it can't be good.
I gave him to the dermestid beetles. Tiffany said not to let him lay upon the squirrel corpse because she doesn't want a squirrel-turtle hybrid but a squirrel in a turtle shell would actually be really cute. You could call it a squirtle. Actually, no you can't because I think that's trademarked.
Tiffany had a photo of a necropsy of a turtle with eggs.
We're repainting and repurposing one of the rooms and there's a trail of paint outside and that's because a mouse went in there.
We're setting up mirrors near the duck's food because they're social animals and it encourages eating, but instead, he just puts himself between the food and the mirror.
We got a male turkey with very dark blood just before I left. We also have a snapping turtle. And a bunch of earwigs, which I think is a lot better than flies.
Burning Question: Leprechaun: In Da Hood or Leprechaun: In Space?
Priya took a picture of an owl jack-o-lantern she carved. It's dark and you can see only its glow. That's how jack-o-lanterns work. They don't have jack-o-lanterns in the hood, says Irvin, but they do have leprechauns says me.
I brought this up with Dan once, a long time ago, and I think I brought it up here but damned if Google is going to help me, and why would they when they could be hawking fake pirated books? I told Zach, who has seen both Leprechaun In Da Hood and Leprechaun: Back 2 Da Hood but not Leprechaun in Space, and I'll tell you. Have the horror movie franchise character go to a planet that's basically a giant hood and I don't know, fight Pimp Cthulhu.
There are three horror movie rites of passage: Space, Da Hood, and reboots.
Also, speaking of bad movies, not horror, this time, I finally got around to watching Hawk The Slayer. There's a Turkish movie from the 1970s I've been wanting to see but I can't find it "Lionman II: The Witchqueen" nor under whatever the Turkish title is. I can find the first movie, Kiliç Aslan, in unsubtitled Turkish. Hey, wait a minute, Cüneyt Arkın is in this.
Speaking of walled gardens, someone wrote a plugin that turns all links to wikipedia into links to INFOGALACTIC. Yep, the alt-right has their own wikipedia now, which works on a slightly different principle from their Twitter knockoff. It's basically just the entirety of wikipedia with ideological purity.
Matt had a dead softshell turtle with him. Or musk turtle. It smelled like a softshell turtle, that is to say, evil. He told me about the best prank anyone has ever pulled and that involves putting a really stinky corpse, say, a fish, in the light fixtures or in the fan so whenever someone turns on the fan, it blows the fishy odor around. In a book I read when I was a kid (it's easy to look this up because I know the title: it's called The Twinkie Squad if you're wondering. Also, when I was a kid I read this book where the principal bans everyone from wearing clothing with words on it and on the cover, a guy is wearing a shirt with WØRDS on it. If you know the title, please let me know, because it's been bothering me on and off for well over a decade and Google isn't even trying to help me), a kid tries to make garlic squid with mango and banana in the home ec classroom, hides the half-marinated squid in the walls, and then forgets about it and they have to shut down the school temporarily and wall off several rooms permanently.
Matt can't imagine what decaying mangoes smell like but it can't be good.
I gave him to the dermestid beetles. Tiffany said not to let him lay upon the squirrel corpse because she doesn't want a squirrel-turtle hybrid but a squirrel in a turtle shell would actually be really cute. You could call it a squirtle. Actually, no you can't because I think that's trademarked.
Tiffany had a photo of a necropsy of a turtle with eggs.
We're repainting and repurposing one of the rooms and there's a trail of paint outside and that's because a mouse went in there.
We're setting up mirrors near the duck's food because they're social animals and it encourages eating, but instead, he just puts himself between the food and the mirror.
We got a male turkey with very dark blood just before I left. We also have a snapping turtle. And a bunch of earwigs, which I think is a lot better than flies.
Burning Question: Leprechaun: In Da Hood or Leprechaun: In Space?
