communing with the rain
May. 29th, 2017 12:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yamamanamaI saw the weasel in person and had a cuteness overload. If you've seen Jack's picture and you probably have, you'll know that it's not a great picture. He's elongated and has a white underside. I'm not sure what he was doing. He was wrestling with a paper towel and/or trying to have sex with it. I can't even begin to describe the noises I made.
We apparently have a gannet.
Christabel goes by the chart and assumes names based on where they're assigned to and where they are. Christabel is a vegetarian and gets overwhelmed whenever she has more to choose from than just macaroni and cheese from the kids' menu. Or I don't know, maybe I'm thinking of anyone who isn't Primrose, Casey, or Talia. Jacob doesn't bother learning the aggie's names, they're just Group 3, Group 6.
Lauren's friend drew a rose on her arm and she has a real tattoo that says love yourself in Chinese.
Lexi has a ring with an elephant motif because I don't know how anyone else would notice that it's actually 2017 instead of 1934. She has a pet lizard named Draco so I gave her a list of other names including Thuban and Rastaban. She knows people who speak Arabic. She has about 10 earrings in each ear. She dresses way too elegantly to be here but doesn't come close to Gabriella or Leah. She doesn't like to go to reptile conventions because she always comes home with something.
John has multiple baby beardies and he's surprisingly good at telling them apart, and he has a tattoo of the shadow of an invisible ankh that looks a bit like some kind of minimalist Arabic script when viewed from most angles. He has hair of apricot and straw yellow to match his beardie, and a shirt with Vault Boy and his many clones.
Kayla has a shirt with Brock Turner's mugshot and karma coming back to bite him in the ass.
Sexing is easy if you know what you're looking for, that is to say, pores that you can see from across the room and hemipenal bulges. Nonetheless, Lugosi is a girl gecko. Salazar, like Salazar Slytherin, not the Portuguese dictator, spent six months in a basement wall after escaping.
Someone had a macaw that likes to watch Sponge Bob. Louie is most likely a girl. Sexing them isn't easy. She hasn't laid any eggs yet but the way she bonds with the man and hates the woman make us assume that she's female. I suppose that it's short for Louise and we could give her a bunny hat. Also, there are girls named Ashley and Hope.
Talia says that sounds like something the Mafia would do: throw a bird inside a house and it says things like "I'll find you!" in a threatening way.
Someone knew a bird who would make whistling sounds and catcalls and kissing noises.
Primrose knew someone who had to make a riot shield to deal with a bird.
Primrose said she ate gator and it tastes like chicken but so do a lot of things, things that do not include goat meat. Goat is very sinewy. I'd imagine it tastes like mutton but she's apparently never eaten that.
burning question: why would a normal person put marbles up their nose?
We apparently have a gannet.
Christabel goes by the chart and assumes names based on where they're assigned to and where they are. Christabel is a vegetarian and gets overwhelmed whenever she has more to choose from than just macaroni and cheese from the kids' menu. Or I don't know, maybe I'm thinking of anyone who isn't Primrose, Casey, or Talia. Jacob doesn't bother learning the aggie's names, they're just Group 3, Group 6.
Lauren's friend drew a rose on her arm and she has a real tattoo that says love yourself in Chinese.
Lexi has a ring with an elephant motif because I don't know how anyone else would notice that it's actually 2017 instead of 1934. She has a pet lizard named Draco so I gave her a list of other names including Thuban and Rastaban. She knows people who speak Arabic. She has about 10 earrings in each ear. She dresses way too elegantly to be here but doesn't come close to Gabriella or Leah. She doesn't like to go to reptile conventions because she always comes home with something.
John has multiple baby beardies and he's surprisingly good at telling them apart, and he has a tattoo of the shadow of an invisible ankh that looks a bit like some kind of minimalist Arabic script when viewed from most angles. He has hair of apricot and straw yellow to match his beardie, and a shirt with Vault Boy and his many clones.
Kayla has a shirt with Brock Turner's mugshot and karma coming back to bite him in the ass.
Sexing is easy if you know what you're looking for, that is to say, pores that you can see from across the room and hemipenal bulges. Nonetheless, Lugosi is a girl gecko. Salazar, like Salazar Slytherin, not the Portuguese dictator, spent six months in a basement wall after escaping.
Someone had a macaw that likes to watch Sponge Bob. Louie is most likely a girl. Sexing them isn't easy. She hasn't laid any eggs yet but the way she bonds with the man and hates the woman make us assume that she's female. I suppose that it's short for Louise and we could give her a bunny hat. Also, there are girls named Ashley and Hope.
Talia says that sounds like something the Mafia would do: throw a bird inside a house and it says things like "I'll find you!" in a threatening way.
Someone knew a bird who would make whistling sounds and catcalls and kissing noises.
Primrose knew someone who had to make a riot shield to deal with a bird.
Primrose said she ate gator and it tastes like chicken but so do a lot of things, things that do not include goat meat. Goat is very sinewy. I'd imagine it tastes like mutton but she's apparently never eaten that.
burning question: why would a normal person put marbles up their nose?
