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yamamanamaI wasn't able to go on Monday but it turned out I had Friday off, and I don't know if it's because they went over on payroll or because Ashley still hates me or both, but I spent the day at the wildlife center instead. Which means an unexpected reunion with Lindsay, Stephanie, and Emily (the one who doesn't look like Katherine).
The Emily who looked like Katherine had green glitter on her face because she was dressed as Peter Pan, not to be confused with Peter Pantsless, AKA Homer in his underwear being carried by two fellow barflies, holding two bottles of beer, for Halloween.
The insides of the pumpkins are covered with mats of dark bluish-gray mycelium.
We have the real fastest thing alive: a peregrine falcon. And I'm always delighted to point out how fast hedgehogs actually are. I think Bling might be faster. Emily says it's still impressive for something so small.
Lindsay says that Simpsons costumes are always disturbing. I told her about a Marge Simpson lollipop that I got one year and it looked really weird. Anime looks terrible in 3D as well. Espeically when it's something already creepy and fetishistic, this means you, GATE THUS THE JSDF FOUGHT THERE.
Lindsay described blondies as "cookie-brownies" and Sapir finds them to be overly sweet.
Lindsay hopes that Love likes collard greens because that's what she's getting.
I noticed that he had a weird guttural sounding chirp and Lindsay's never really heard him quack and Lindsay said that he's been isolated from his own kind for so long he doesn't know how to duck anymore.
Jen told us about the time she got a call and they said there was a bald eagle in their supermarket and she was willing to drive over to pick a bald eagle up and it turned out it wasn't an eagle at all, it was a herring gull.
Someone thought the chicken in boarding was a turkey.
Emily says that duck tongues are slippery.
The duck wsa trying to eat Jen's braid and she said "you guys think I have no social life."
Alex has electric blue hair and knows who Box of Birds and Honeysuckle are and has heard them live multiple times and has heard Quilt but has never actually listened to them and I'm quite impressed. She says that Suzie Sixteen reminds her of Ween, which she called an acquired taste. She recommends the bands Low Key Confusion and Grey Season, the latter of which I've heard live and she cried when they broke up.
Lindsay's healthy snack plan went downhill. She had a bag of cool ranch doritos some roast beef that had been stewing in its own blood since Monday and some turkey that was edible. Lisa was eating spicy green bean and Jen was eating tamarind tofu.
She described appointments as when Greg looks at the patient and runs his hands over them and then he knows their entire life story. And sometimes nail trimming, even when the ferret is vomiting blood. There were two surgeries today: a neutering and a bladder stone removal and Lindsay said "I produce my own bladder stones and put them in other people. I assume they know where to go. I trained them well."
Sapir thinks Bling should have little blinking lights on his back for when he backs up. She compared him to a roomba because he turns around when he bumps into something, and says that she really enjoys watching videos of chickens riding roombas.
Someone brought her dog, Sherlock, and Bling freaked him out.
Non-fat milk smells like water, apparently. If it smells funky, it's probably gone bad. Once, Lindsay drank a cup of milk that was on her nightstand for a week because she thought her guardians had given her a glass of milk. She didn't get sick from it, she says, most likely because she threw it back up.
It was mostly solid, she said.
I did the same thing in somewhat different circumstances. I also put soap in my mouth once. Let me tell you about that. I was getting a drink of water and there was a squeez-it bottle and drinking from a bottle is a lot easier than cupping it in my hands, and lo and behold, someone had cleaned the bottle out with soap or maybe was using it to hold shampoo.
We're selling dog christmas ornaments even though we don't treat dogs, possibly because someone's older relative died and they were cleaning out.
There was a preserved frog and a preserved fish in the lab.
Today is November 3rd and I can hear crickets.
burning question: is there something that's stopping you from saying the whole word? Is it Alexand-re but then you got busy?
The Emily who looked like Katherine had green glitter on her face because she was dressed as Peter Pan, not to be confused with Peter Pantsless, AKA Homer in his underwear being carried by two fellow barflies, holding two bottles of beer, for Halloween.
The insides of the pumpkins are covered with mats of dark bluish-gray mycelium.
We have the real fastest thing alive: a peregrine falcon. And I'm always delighted to point out how fast hedgehogs actually are. I think Bling might be faster. Emily says it's still impressive for something so small.
Lindsay says that Simpsons costumes are always disturbing. I told her about a Marge Simpson lollipop that I got one year and it looked really weird. Anime looks terrible in 3D as well. Espeically when it's something already creepy and fetishistic, this means you, GATE THUS THE JSDF FOUGHT THERE.
Lindsay described blondies as "cookie-brownies" and Sapir finds them to be overly sweet.
Lindsay hopes that Love likes collard greens because that's what she's getting.
I noticed that he had a weird guttural sounding chirp and Lindsay's never really heard him quack and Lindsay said that he's been isolated from his own kind for so long he doesn't know how to duck anymore.
Jen told us about the time she got a call and they said there was a bald eagle in their supermarket and she was willing to drive over to pick a bald eagle up and it turned out it wasn't an eagle at all, it was a herring gull.
Someone thought the chicken in boarding was a turkey.
Emily says that duck tongues are slippery.
The duck wsa trying to eat Jen's braid and she said "you guys think I have no social life."
Alex has electric blue hair and knows who Box of Birds and Honeysuckle are and has heard them live multiple times and has heard Quilt but has never actually listened to them and I'm quite impressed. She says that Suzie Sixteen reminds her of Ween, which she called an acquired taste. She recommends the bands Low Key Confusion and Grey Season, the latter of which I've heard live and she cried when they broke up.
Lindsay's healthy snack plan went downhill. She had a bag of cool ranch doritos some roast beef that had been stewing in its own blood since Monday and some turkey that was edible. Lisa was eating spicy green bean and Jen was eating tamarind tofu.
She described appointments as when Greg looks at the patient and runs his hands over them and then he knows their entire life story. And sometimes nail trimming, even when the ferret is vomiting blood. There were two surgeries today: a neutering and a bladder stone removal and Lindsay said "I produce my own bladder stones and put them in other people. I assume they know where to go. I trained them well."
Sapir thinks Bling should have little blinking lights on his back for when he backs up. She compared him to a roomba because he turns around when he bumps into something, and says that she really enjoys watching videos of chickens riding roombas.
Someone brought her dog, Sherlock, and Bling freaked him out.
Non-fat milk smells like water, apparently. If it smells funky, it's probably gone bad. Once, Lindsay drank a cup of milk that was on her nightstand for a week because she thought her guardians had given her a glass of milk. She didn't get sick from it, she says, most likely because she threw it back up.
It was mostly solid, she said.
I did the same thing in somewhat different circumstances. I also put soap in my mouth once. Let me tell you about that. I was getting a drink of water and there was a squeez-it bottle and drinking from a bottle is a lot easier than cupping it in my hands, and lo and behold, someone had cleaned the bottle out with soap or maybe was using it to hold shampoo.
We're selling dog christmas ornaments even though we don't treat dogs, possibly because someone's older relative died and they were cleaning out.
There was a preserved frog and a preserved fish in the lab.
Today is November 3rd and I can hear crickets.
burning question: is there something that's stopping you from saying the whole word? Is it Alexand-re but then you got busy?
