which way home
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yamamanama20 days until the vernal equinox
One last tough stretch to get through and then winter's fucking over.
I did say to Taylor that I'm glad it wasn't summer and that's the only time anyone's going to hear me say that. One of the dryers has given up the ghost and the knob broke off the washer, and if it was summer, we'd have a lot lot lot more laundry and one time there were mushrooms growing in the laundry bins.
Bella's mom won't buy anything from Amazon because they support the NRA, which she agrees with, but still finds it inconvenient, especially because Amazon is completely taking over and because the NRA is the most powerful lobbying group in existence.
Those 16 year olds are going to vote in the next election and Republicans will learn that they can't win on frog memes and racism alone, the only good thing that will come out of this fiasco.
Anyways, I stumbled upon Breitbart while looking up something relating to the Man in the High Castle and the guy who wrote it was whitewashing Japanese war crimes and was saying that they made the Japanese look bad just to appeal to the Chinese. My guess is that his parents or grandparents were collaborators and he bought into the Great East Asian Coprosperity Sphere hook line and sinker.
"Stick to what you know, laundry wench," says Christine.
"It smells relatively good, like tunafish," says Bella, while making food for the opossum. The rest of the downstairs smells of fox and I asked if there was a skunk.
Electro-Hawk, as they're calling her, had her feathers come in at her carpals and phalanges and so they broke.
Somebody ended up with the nickname Poopin' Sally Murdoch. It wasn't Zac, even though he always has poop on his shoes. Emily says that he forgets to put on poop guards.
A woman getting a tour with her son told me that she once had a boyfriend who tried to keep a caiman as a pet and then released it into a swamp somewhere, where it probably died, and that's why he's hopefully single.
The skeleton had a pair of sunglasses.
Terry is being called Bandit beacause he has a bandito mustache.
Emily's phone has a silent alarm and she's not sure if it lights up or vibrates. It also makes a really annoying sound when it's at 15% battery life. "I know you're not going to charge me but let me blare in your face."
Emily doesn't know how to street fight so I told her to just shout HADOUKEN and a fireball will come out of her palms. Also "SHORYUKEN" and "DRAGON UPPERCUT"
Disclaimer: Dragon Uppercut is in fact from Tekken, not Street Fighter. Of course, it's probably the best way to win at street fighting because your opponent won't be expecting it. Maybe Feisty Slap of Pain! as well.
"Flappity flap flap. Music to my ears. It's going to be the backing track on my album." says Emily. I guess it will be like Brokenhearted Dragonflies. "He's so passionate with his scream-honks." Actually, I think she said that about a different animal.
They were brushing the fox's fur and cleaning up his paws. His mange has cleared up nicely should be released by the end of February.
burning question: What's so important about next Sunday? The olympics is over and so is football; we shouldn't have to wait another week for a new Bob's Burgers episode.
One last tough stretch to get through and then winter's fucking over.
I did say to Taylor that I'm glad it wasn't summer and that's the only time anyone's going to hear me say that. One of the dryers has given up the ghost and the knob broke off the washer, and if it was summer, we'd have a lot lot lot more laundry and one time there were mushrooms growing in the laundry bins.
Bella's mom won't buy anything from Amazon because they support the NRA, which she agrees with, but still finds it inconvenient, especially because Amazon is completely taking over and because the NRA is the most powerful lobbying group in existence.
Those 16 year olds are going to vote in the next election and Republicans will learn that they can't win on frog memes and racism alone, the only good thing that will come out of this fiasco.
Anyways, I stumbled upon Breitbart while looking up something relating to the Man in the High Castle and the guy who wrote it was whitewashing Japanese war crimes and was saying that they made the Japanese look bad just to appeal to the Chinese. My guess is that his parents or grandparents were collaborators and he bought into the Great East Asian Coprosperity Sphere hook line and sinker.
"Stick to what you know, laundry wench," says Christine.
"It smells relatively good, like tunafish," says Bella, while making food for the opossum. The rest of the downstairs smells of fox and I asked if there was a skunk.
Electro-Hawk, as they're calling her, had her feathers come in at her carpals and phalanges and so they broke.
Somebody ended up with the nickname Poopin' Sally Murdoch. It wasn't Zac, even though he always has poop on his shoes. Emily says that he forgets to put on poop guards.
A woman getting a tour with her son told me that she once had a boyfriend who tried to keep a caiman as a pet and then released it into a swamp somewhere, where it probably died, and that's why he's hopefully single.
The skeleton had a pair of sunglasses.
Terry is being called Bandit beacause he has a bandito mustache.
Emily's phone has a silent alarm and she's not sure if it lights up or vibrates. It also makes a really annoying sound when it's at 15% battery life. "I know you're not going to charge me but let me blare in your face."
Emily doesn't know how to street fight so I told her to just shout HADOUKEN and a fireball will come out of her palms. Also "SHORYUKEN" and "DRAGON UPPERCUT"
Disclaimer: Dragon Uppercut is in fact from Tekken, not Street Fighter. Of course, it's probably the best way to win at street fighting because your opponent won't be expecting it. Maybe Feisty Slap of Pain! as well.
"Flappity flap flap. Music to my ears. It's going to be the backing track on my album." says Emily. I guess it will be like Brokenhearted Dragonflies. "He's so passionate with his scream-honks." Actually, I think she said that about a different animal.
They were brushing the fox's fur and cleaning up his paws. His mange has cleared up nicely should be released by the end of February.
burning question: What's so important about next Sunday? The olympics is over and so is football; we shouldn't have to wait another week for a new Bob's Burgers episode.
