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yamamanamaWe’re making a new home for the raven, because she can’t be released into the wild. She likes red foods, like tomatoes, strawberries, passion fire grapes, redcurrants (which I believe I had in my sorbetto), rainier cherries, watermelon.
Rhubarb reminds Amelia of celery and she doesn’t like that. It's great if you boil it and mash it up with some strawberries and sugar, or you can make rhubarb and vanilla tarts.
We're not sure if she likes bananas, so the skunks got those instead. It looked all pretty until we mixed it up with the dog food.
We’re thinking of giving an inflatable swan to a swan outside or possibly for the raccoons.
We have a black vulture. Some of the guinea pigs in the fridge are starting to ferment and we’re giving them to him because vultures are capable of eating meat in a much more rotten state than other animals are. The vulture is vulture-sized, says Alex.
All Christina could smell was fermented guinea pig.
She got squirted with crystallized guinea pig blood and it liquefied on her.
Amelia mentioned giving the groundhog an enema because he’s not pooping very well.
We have a double-crested cormorant with a fish bone stuck in his esophagus and sticking out. It’s emaciated and has lice, which is usually a sign of immunosuppression. We’re going to take out the bone during surgery. When Abby wanted to illustrate just how messed up the cormorant is, she said that the cormorant didn’t attack it.
Primrose kept calling the cormorant “her” even though we can’t sex them easily. I’m not sure how we sexed the raven or if we even did. If we did, probably weight.
It did attack the cage when we put it in, although that was probably more "involuntary flailing when recovering from anesthesia."
We have a hummingbird. They get formula because they can’t live on sugar water alone. They're super easy to sex, assuming they're adults.
We got two overly friendly raccoons, and they’re very vocal, and they might not be releaseable. We tried banging metal objects against their cage, we tried screaming at them. We might be able to put them in with the other raccoons and see if they can learn, but if they can’t, they’re shit out of luck.
One of the raccoons was really dirty and smelly and they took him outside and sprayed him with a hose.
I've been having dreams about Ashley and dreams about replicant uprisings. Meanwhile, Spyro the Dragon had a peaceful reverie until a fire alarm woke him.
I have been out of the loop in politics for a few days and I return home to find that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is starting a religious liberty task force and wants to go after the SPLC. And, you know what, I do think that fascism is a religion of sorts. And QAnon is going after Tom Hanks for whatever reason. They did create Cloversexual, which anything smarter than a screech owl should think “4chan hoax”
burning question: Who in their right mind wants a raccoon flavored chip?
Ranch Raccoon is a chip flavor in England. Crisp. Whatever. Chip Chop Chicken Curry sounds pretty good and so does Sizzling Steak Fajita and Cajun Spice.
Rhubarb reminds Amelia of celery and she doesn’t like that. It's great if you boil it and mash it up with some strawberries and sugar, or you can make rhubarb and vanilla tarts.
We're not sure if she likes bananas, so the skunks got those instead. It looked all pretty until we mixed it up with the dog food.
We’re thinking of giving an inflatable swan to a swan outside or possibly for the raccoons.
We have a black vulture. Some of the guinea pigs in the fridge are starting to ferment and we’re giving them to him because vultures are capable of eating meat in a much more rotten state than other animals are. The vulture is vulture-sized, says Alex.
All Christina could smell was fermented guinea pig.
She got squirted with crystallized guinea pig blood and it liquefied on her.
Amelia mentioned giving the groundhog an enema because he’s not pooping very well.
We have a double-crested cormorant with a fish bone stuck in his esophagus and sticking out. It’s emaciated and has lice, which is usually a sign of immunosuppression. We’re going to take out the bone during surgery. When Abby wanted to illustrate just how messed up the cormorant is, she said that the cormorant didn’t attack it.
Primrose kept calling the cormorant “her” even though we can’t sex them easily. I’m not sure how we sexed the raven or if we even did. If we did, probably weight.
It did attack the cage when we put it in, although that was probably more "involuntary flailing when recovering from anesthesia."
We have a hummingbird. They get formula because they can’t live on sugar water alone. They're super easy to sex, assuming they're adults.
We got two overly friendly raccoons, and they’re very vocal, and they might not be releaseable. We tried banging metal objects against their cage, we tried screaming at them. We might be able to put them in with the other raccoons and see if they can learn, but if they can’t, they’re shit out of luck.
One of the raccoons was really dirty and smelly and they took him outside and sprayed him with a hose.
I've been having dreams about Ashley and dreams about replicant uprisings. Meanwhile, Spyro the Dragon had a peaceful reverie until a fire alarm woke him.
I have been out of the loop in politics for a few days and I return home to find that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is starting a religious liberty task force and wants to go after the SPLC. And, you know what, I do think that fascism is a religion of sorts. And QAnon is going after Tom Hanks for whatever reason. They did create Cloversexual, which anything smarter than a screech owl should think “4chan hoax”
burning question: Who in their right mind wants a raccoon flavored chip?
Ranch Raccoon is a chip flavor in England. Crisp. Whatever. Chip Chop Chicken Curry sounds pretty good and so does Sizzling Steak Fajita and Cajun Spice.
