night-spell
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yamamanamaMary (not that Mary, kupo) had dark purple and black hair and now has icy radiant lavender hair.
I found yet another NPC song. Their lyrics are so dreadful and their insults so juvenile that I can't help but think some leftist created Emperor Washington as a parody of what right-wingers think.
Michael took my "worst lyrics of all time" as a challenge.
We got a hawk that was hit by a car and a rodo with a pellet lodged in its wing. The eagle is gone, probably because his injuries were treated and he’s just hanging out somewhere waiting to be released.
Someone found a bearded dragon in a dumpster. He's doing well. I'm not sure what we're planning to do with him.
Erica bought some cookie dough. TJ once ate a hot cookie. All at once. Michael thinks that someone needs to sync up Kermit the Frog's mouth movement with things Jordan Peterson says. It's been done, apparently. I'm also imagining him stealing Christmas to take it back from the pagans or something. Jesus was born on either September 11 or April 17, 6 BC, depending on what you think the Star of Bethlehem was.
I read somewhere that comets were seen as an ill omen. Still are, really. In 1910, people sold anti-comet potions, gas masks, and umbrellas. In 1997, a bunch of people killed themselves.
There is some apocrypha out there claiming Jesus is from the Moon amd one in which Jesus tames a dagron.
I found the spiritual prequel to MAGA 2020 AND BEYOND. Somebody was nice enough to provide summaries for most of the stories. One day, when I have some strange great sins to atone for, I'll read them and go into more detail. It's a lot more heavy-handed than MAGA 2020. On the other hand, these are actual stories. Maybe it's because it's easier to write a dystopia than a utopia.
Milo Yannipolis wrote the introduction, and it's about how the left doesn't read SFF, and I know what you're thinking, or at least, Michael had this thought. Wasn't Milo thouroughly anathemized? And, yes, yes he was. But when this thing was published, Ashley and I were still friends.
Nick Cole wrote a story about how a spaceship’s voyage is a disaster because the crew was selected for diversity and not competence. They're all thinly-veiled fellow writers and of course Larry Correia is the only competent one.
EJ Shumak wrote a story about a guy pranking a robot but since liberals run the world, robots are considered minorities and he committed a hate crime.
Matthew Ward wrote THE CODE which is about a world run by liberals in which legal contracts are required for any romantic interaction and he’s trying to figure out if his date is into him or if she just wants to manipulate him into kissing her or touching her so she can sue him. Spoiler alert: the latter.
Joshua Young wrote a story about a barbarian tribe going to a city where everyone hides their gender and finds out that liberals refused to let anyone accomplish anything.
David Hallquist wrote a story about a couple who decided they wanted a daughter so they force their son to get a sex-change and it doesn’t work, so they try to have him aborted. AM Freeman wrote a story about a 12 year old boy getting a broken arm and being difficult to care for so he gets aborted. And you're probably thinking "Wait, that's the same exact story"
In "Chrome Oxide’s" story, the world is run by liberals and white males are forbidden from going to school and Arabs and other non-whites are allowed to rape and murder white people with scimitars by the way, so this white guy hacks into the Karl Marx Safe Space Educational Gulag (seriously?) so he can see his daughter and what race and gender she identifies as.
Brad Torgersen wrote a story about an all-female society where men are degraded and made into a slave caste by women. This story made Michael think of Spock’s Brain, an episode of Star Trek that I can’t help but think Raising Gazorpazorp is a parody of and which Michael thinks could have been good if it got rid of the gender politics and made it about people who live with technology but have no idea how it works.
John C. Wright wrote a story about a world run by oppressive liberals and they try to astrally project into alternate universes in order to make them liberal. and a woman goes to a utopian world where women never got the right to vote and she wants to stay there because it’s the only time she ever felt valued as a woman and then Jesus shows up and what the fuck? I said that only a man could write a story like that.
Jane Lebak writes a story about Christianity being banned and priests use technology to remake their brains in the image of saints, and one of them ends up becoming Oscar Romero and not St. Faustina. Oscar Romero, by the way, was the Archbishop fo San Salvador, who spoke out against poverty, social injustice, and death squads, and found himself assassinated by the far-right government. I’m not sure why she picked Romero and not Stjepinac.
Theodore Beale wrote a story about a mercenary captain being assigned female soldiers and teaches them that they can't win a battle by force and instead use "feminine wiles." Again, only a man could write a story like that.
Jagi Lamplighter wrote a story about evil djinn and a Muslim converting to Christianity, but wait, if there are djinni, that would mean that Islam is the true religion.
agree or disagree: Someone should put together an anthology with these stories given as prompts to decent authors capable of actual nuance.
I disagree. These stories are so heavy-handed that nobody can make them good. Maybe the one about the saints.
I found yet another NPC song. Their lyrics are so dreadful and their insults so juvenile that I can't help but think some leftist created Emperor Washington as a parody of what right-wingers think.
Michael took my "worst lyrics of all time" as a challenge.
We got a hawk that was hit by a car and a rodo with a pellet lodged in its wing. The eagle is gone, probably because his injuries were treated and he’s just hanging out somewhere waiting to be released.
Someone found a bearded dragon in a dumpster. He's doing well. I'm not sure what we're planning to do with him.
Erica bought some cookie dough. TJ once ate a hot cookie. All at once. Michael thinks that someone needs to sync up Kermit the Frog's mouth movement with things Jordan Peterson says. It's been done, apparently. I'm also imagining him stealing Christmas to take it back from the pagans or something. Jesus was born on either September 11 or April 17, 6 BC, depending on what you think the Star of Bethlehem was.
I read somewhere that comets were seen as an ill omen. Still are, really. In 1910, people sold anti-comet potions, gas masks, and umbrellas. In 1997, a bunch of people killed themselves.
There is some apocrypha out there claiming Jesus is from the Moon amd one in which Jesus tames a dagron.
I found the spiritual prequel to MAGA 2020 AND BEYOND. Somebody was nice enough to provide summaries for most of the stories. One day, when I have some strange great sins to atone for, I'll read them and go into more detail. It's a lot more heavy-handed than MAGA 2020. On the other hand, these are actual stories. Maybe it's because it's easier to write a dystopia than a utopia.
Milo Yannipolis wrote the introduction, and it's about how the left doesn't read SFF, and I know what you're thinking, or at least, Michael had this thought. Wasn't Milo thouroughly anathemized? And, yes, yes he was. But when this thing was published, Ashley and I were still friends.
Nick Cole wrote a story about how a spaceship’s voyage is a disaster because the crew was selected for diversity and not competence. They're all thinly-veiled fellow writers and of course Larry Correia is the only competent one.
EJ Shumak wrote a story about a guy pranking a robot but since liberals run the world, robots are considered minorities and he committed a hate crime.
Matthew Ward wrote THE CODE which is about a world run by liberals in which legal contracts are required for any romantic interaction and he’s trying to figure out if his date is into him or if she just wants to manipulate him into kissing her or touching her so she can sue him. Spoiler alert: the latter.
Joshua Young wrote a story about a barbarian tribe going to a city where everyone hides their gender and finds out that liberals refused to let anyone accomplish anything.
David Hallquist wrote a story about a couple who decided they wanted a daughter so they force their son to get a sex-change and it doesn’t work, so they try to have him aborted. AM Freeman wrote a story about a 12 year old boy getting a broken arm and being difficult to care for so he gets aborted. And you're probably thinking "Wait, that's the same exact story"
In "Chrome Oxide’s" story, the world is run by liberals and white males are forbidden from going to school and Arabs and other non-whites are allowed to rape and murder white people with scimitars by the way, so this white guy hacks into the Karl Marx Safe Space Educational Gulag (seriously?) so he can see his daughter and what race and gender she identifies as.
Brad Torgersen wrote a story about an all-female society where men are degraded and made into a slave caste by women. This story made Michael think of Spock’s Brain, an episode of Star Trek that I can’t help but think Raising Gazorpazorp is a parody of and which Michael thinks could have been good if it got rid of the gender politics and made it about people who live with technology but have no idea how it works.
John C. Wright wrote a story about a world run by oppressive liberals and they try to astrally project into alternate universes in order to make them liberal. and a woman goes to a utopian world where women never got the right to vote and she wants to stay there because it’s the only time she ever felt valued as a woman and then Jesus shows up and what the fuck? I said that only a man could write a story like that.
Jane Lebak writes a story about Christianity being banned and priests use technology to remake their brains in the image of saints, and one of them ends up becoming Oscar Romero and not St. Faustina. Oscar Romero, by the way, was the Archbishop fo San Salvador, who spoke out against poverty, social injustice, and death squads, and found himself assassinated by the far-right government. I’m not sure why she picked Romero and not Stjepinac.
Theodore Beale wrote a story about a mercenary captain being assigned female soldiers and teaches them that they can't win a battle by force and instead use "feminine wiles." Again, only a man could write a story like that.
Jagi Lamplighter wrote a story about evil djinn and a Muslim converting to Christianity, but wait, if there are djinni, that would mean that Islam is the true religion.
agree or disagree: Someone should put together an anthology with these stories given as prompts to decent authors capable of actual nuance.
I disagree. These stories are so heavy-handed that nobody can make them good. Maybe the one about the saints.
