fatalities
May. 22nd, 2019 07:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yamamanamaEvery movie sequel should be “____ harder,” or “electric boogaloo” or something else I can’t remember. Maybe “the sequel” or “the trilogy continues” or “the ____ening.” Once I suggested Dead Down Under, Dead and Deader, and Dead And Breakfast, all of which turned out to be actual movies (10 years after Dumb and Dumber, jeez), although I had them first and have the files on CD. What I should have done was mailed them to myself. Michael says that Dead Down Under sounds like one of Kano's fatalies. I say that he should be like "Call that a knife? This is a knife!" and then he pulls out a giant spoon and scoops out his victim's heart and eyeballs.
Luke(?) says that Kano does reference that scene. Crocodile Dundee, not Knifey-Spooney.
There should also be a thing when if you screw up the sequence, something like Kung Lao tries to grab his hat to throw it and slices his fingers off. Also, there should be a Marvel vs. DC fighting game, because Mortal Kombat vs. DC exists and Marvel vs. Capcom exists.
There’s Luke. There’s Meadow. There’s at least one Taylor. There’s Livia. That’s all I remember right now. Emily and Sarah are new but not Aggies. Sarah I’ve met. Emily thinks that opossums are adorable as babies but not so much as adults. We have one baby. We had six but he was the only one who made it.
Reilly was eating salad with cucumber, cauliflower, yellow peppers, blueberries, and sunflower seeds. Yum.
We got a fledgeling American robin (y'know, the bird Mary Poppins has on her hand in the Spoonful of Sugar sequence despite being in England (and they apparently show up in The Hobbit but Samwise mentions taters so dunno)) whom Primrose described as looking like a bird version of Bernie Sanders. We have a baby screech owl that is a ball of fluff and anger and who is no doubt saying bad things about Primrose's mother. Primrose can relate to a lethargic raccoon. We have 47 of them. We're transferring some of them to the outside enclosure and its waterslides, its rust fort, its hammocks. We have a baby swan and a baby goose in Enrichment along with a spider who is just hanging out there probably because the poop attracts insects.
Alex said she was expecting to spend the next hour trying in vain to cut up rats. We need sharper knives. Yeah, we have a cleaver, but it’s dull.
burning question: does one have to use a time machine to travel to Alabama?
Luke(?) says that Kano does reference that scene. Crocodile Dundee, not Knifey-Spooney.
There should also be a thing when if you screw up the sequence, something like Kung Lao tries to grab his hat to throw it and slices his fingers off. Also, there should be a Marvel vs. DC fighting game, because Mortal Kombat vs. DC exists and Marvel vs. Capcom exists.
There’s Luke. There’s Meadow. There’s at least one Taylor. There’s Livia. That’s all I remember right now. Emily and Sarah are new but not Aggies. Sarah I’ve met. Emily thinks that opossums are adorable as babies but not so much as adults. We have one baby. We had six but he was the only one who made it.
Reilly was eating salad with cucumber, cauliflower, yellow peppers, blueberries, and sunflower seeds. Yum.
We got a fledgeling American robin (y'know, the bird Mary Poppins has on her hand in the Spoonful of Sugar sequence despite being in England (and they apparently show up in The Hobbit but Samwise mentions taters so dunno)) whom Primrose described as looking like a bird version of Bernie Sanders. We have a baby screech owl that is a ball of fluff and anger and who is no doubt saying bad things about Primrose's mother. Primrose can relate to a lethargic raccoon. We have 47 of them. We're transferring some of them to the outside enclosure and its waterslides, its rust fort, its hammocks. We have a baby swan and a baby goose in Enrichment along with a spider who is just hanging out there probably because the poop attracts insects.
Alex said she was expecting to spend the next hour trying in vain to cut up rats. We need sharper knives. Yeah, we have a cleaver, but it’s dull.
burning question: does one have to use a time machine to travel to Alabama?
