while my heart is still bleeding
Jun. 14th, 2019 07:04 pmI had another idea for another Saw movie: a courtroom drama.
Shay wanted to read Brown Bear, Brown Bear out loud but one of the Aggies had putrid memories of that book and put a stop to it.
Haley ate a bunch of strawberries and pineapples but not at the same time. Ashley was eating rice, avocado, sriracha, and a fried egg. Basically, all the stuff that was in her fridge that hadn't gone bad.
We were cutting up some guinea pigs for the turtles and the herring gull to eat and I remarked that that was the largest guinea pig I’ve ever seen. Turns out she was pregnant with four fetuses (fœti?) inside. And very late in her pregnancy from the look of it.
The first, Karen dissected. She’s like “wow, I never knew the skulls were like that.” The bones were so soft, she said. It hasn’t used its intestines or stomach yet. Eyeballs coming out. Then she tossed it into the seagull's dinner. I think she gave the liver and stomach to a turtle.
The second fetus Emily just chopped up unceremoniously.
The third fetus Karen named Alex because it's a gender neutral name and she wants to preserve it in a jar. I suggested dressing it up. Maybe we can send it to Life Shite News.
Caitlyn is a vegan although she understands that carnivores need to eat as well and she knows people who feed their cats a vegan diet. Dogs can pull this off if they get the right things and it’s not great for them. Cats can’t. Unless we’re talking about genetically engineered hamburger trees. Metaphorical felids, like the Lion of Damascus and his Tiger Forces should be forced to subsist on nothing but guinea pig and dead fish they find on the beach. She has a sun tattoo on her arm.
Someone else has a rather small wave tattoo. Not Haley or Ashley, I can tell you that.
I don't know if I ever stated this thought out loud but I had a thought that the only states Trump could concievably make gains in are Minnesota and Oregon, mostly due to racism and in Oregon's case a more general xenophobia.
He's actually focusing on Minnesota and Oregon.
burning question: Does anyone know why you play with an orange rind?
Shay wanted to read Brown Bear, Brown Bear out loud but one of the Aggies had putrid memories of that book and put a stop to it.
Haley ate a bunch of strawberries and pineapples but not at the same time. Ashley was eating rice, avocado, sriracha, and a fried egg. Basically, all the stuff that was in her fridge that hadn't gone bad.
We were cutting up some guinea pigs for the turtles and the herring gull to eat and I remarked that that was the largest guinea pig I’ve ever seen. Turns out she was pregnant with four fetuses (fœti?) inside. And very late in her pregnancy from the look of it.
The first, Karen dissected. She’s like “wow, I never knew the skulls were like that.” The bones were so soft, she said. It hasn’t used its intestines or stomach yet. Eyeballs coming out. Then she tossed it into the seagull's dinner. I think she gave the liver and stomach to a turtle.
The second fetus Emily just chopped up unceremoniously.
The third fetus Karen named Alex because it's a gender neutral name and she wants to preserve it in a jar. I suggested dressing it up. Maybe we can send it to Life Shite News.
Caitlyn is a vegan although she understands that carnivores need to eat as well and she knows people who feed their cats a vegan diet. Dogs can pull this off if they get the right things and it’s not great for them. Cats can’t. Unless we’re talking about genetically engineered hamburger trees. Metaphorical felids, like the Lion of Damascus and his Tiger Forces should be forced to subsist on nothing but guinea pig and dead fish they find on the beach. She has a sun tattoo on her arm.
Someone else has a rather small wave tattoo. Not Haley or Ashley, I can tell you that.
I don't know if I ever stated this thought out loud but I had a thought that the only states Trump could concievably make gains in are Minnesota and Oregon, mostly due to racism and in Oregon's case a more general xenophobia.
He's actually focusing on Minnesota and Oregon.
burning question: Does anyone know why you play with an orange rind?