death comes home
Jul. 16th, 2019 08:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yamamanamaAbby would require 2 million dollars before she eats raccoon food. They probably think it’s delicious, though. I mean, they eat garbage.
Someone has a bumper sticker with Not My President. Probably Abby, since I think Emma was on vacation. I think the problem with his latest racist attack is that his base in the right wing blogosphere not only agrees with what he said about immigrants having to go back to their country, but that Puerto Ricans aren’t true Americans and people who are raised by immigrants aren’t American enough.
They were dancing to 80s music while cutting up guinea pigs. Including the Safety Dance. We can dance. Dun dun da-ta-dun da dun ta dun. You know, that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was. No Magic Dance, though. Abby’s been meaning to see Labyrinth but hasn’t. No Power of Love either. Or The Police. But later on, she played and sang along to Don’t Stop Me Now.
So, for the longest time, I had no idea Funky Town was sung by Sy Snootles. Because I always think of Morbo.
Abby put a piece of arugula on the bowl of cut up guinea pigs. One of them was pregnant and quite far along. I'd say something about trimester but guinea pigs are only pregnant for a little over two months. Third phase of pregnancy. That sounds about right. “It looks nice with a garnish.”
“We’re chefs at heart,” she says. “I’ll go on Hell’s Kitchen and make this. And Gordon Ramsay will like it because he’s actually a raccoon.”
She spun the squash around. “look at the squash dancing. I’m having too much fun today.”
“The guinea pig is sending us a message from the great beyond.” because there was a smear of blood on the table and it looked like a smiley face.
Lily has a conure and always thinks that raptors are judging her when they look at her.
There were handprints on the raccoon cages.
Jen says the best way to tell a baby sparrow (which we didn’t just get) from a baby grackle or blue jay (which we are likely to have just received) is that sparrows have a mini starling clown mouth.
Karen says maybe the washing machine won’t let her open it. Maybe my canceling is what unlatched it.
Olivia doesn’t ask questions. She was making newborn bird food, which is cat food, yogurt, water, and supplements.
“nobody’s getting enriched if we can’t get in the freezer.”
“Mr. Freezer Man, let us in.”
It took two of us to get in there.
Sierra has a tattoo of a raccoon against a backdrop of geometric shapes and watercolor nebulae on her leg.
burning question: do I look like a goddamn locksmith to you?
Someone has a bumper sticker with Not My President. Probably Abby, since I think Emma was on vacation. I think the problem with his latest racist attack is that his base in the right wing blogosphere not only agrees with what he said about immigrants having to go back to their country, but that Puerto Ricans aren’t true Americans and people who are raised by immigrants aren’t American enough.
They were dancing to 80s music while cutting up guinea pigs. Including the Safety Dance. We can dance. Dun dun da-ta-dun da dun ta dun. You know, that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was. No Magic Dance, though. Abby’s been meaning to see Labyrinth but hasn’t. No Power of Love either. Or The Police. But later on, she played and sang along to Don’t Stop Me Now.
So, for the longest time, I had no idea Funky Town was sung by Sy Snootles. Because I always think of Morbo.
Abby put a piece of arugula on the bowl of cut up guinea pigs. One of them was pregnant and quite far along. I'd say something about trimester but guinea pigs are only pregnant for a little over two months. Third phase of pregnancy. That sounds about right. “It looks nice with a garnish.”
“We’re chefs at heart,” she says. “I’ll go on Hell’s Kitchen and make this. And Gordon Ramsay will like it because he’s actually a raccoon.”
She spun the squash around. “look at the squash dancing. I’m having too much fun today.”
“The guinea pig is sending us a message from the great beyond.” because there was a smear of blood on the table and it looked like a smiley face.
Lily has a conure and always thinks that raptors are judging her when they look at her.
There were handprints on the raccoon cages.
Jen says the best way to tell a baby sparrow (which we didn’t just get) from a baby grackle or blue jay (which we are likely to have just received) is that sparrows have a mini starling clown mouth.
Karen says maybe the washing machine won’t let her open it. Maybe my canceling is what unlatched it.
Olivia doesn’t ask questions. She was making newborn bird food, which is cat food, yogurt, water, and supplements.
“nobody’s getting enriched if we can’t get in the freezer.”
“Mr. Freezer Man, let us in.”
It took two of us to get in there.
Sierra has a tattoo of a raccoon against a backdrop of geometric shapes and watercolor nebulae on her leg.
burning question: do I look like a goddamn locksmith to you?
