i’ll leave a light on
Nov. 5th, 2019 01:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yamamanamaI listened to Closed On Sunday, and by that, I mean, listened to five seconds, jumped ahead thirty seconds, listened to five more seconds, jumped ahead a minute, listened to seven more seconds, and then stopped listening and went back to Symphony of the Night because I couldn't take the pain. What I expected was music that plays during a sex scene in The Room, except with sad pathetic lyrics about Chick Fil A instead of triumphant lyrics about running through a forest of flames. What I got was much worse.
Michael asked the real hard-hitting question. And to answer, I can't really compare that NPC song with the lyric TOO MANY NPCS AND THEY'RE WALKING IN THE STREETS because they're two different genres of music, but I can safely say that they are both terrible. However, Closed on Sunday is better than the NPC song that consists of fart noises and vocoded slogans because at least it tries to have melody and wasn't just created by a cat running across a Casio keyboard set to "fart."
Speaking of cats, Christabel had Levi with her again. Levi wasn't a mess but he did have a minor eye infection because he got poop in it.
It's just Olivia now. Olivia was eating oats in a mason jar.
A woman brought in a marginated tortoise.
There were drawings on the whiteboard and someone wrote "not biologically correct" next to a bat, as bats are not in fact faces with wings and legs and ears, "dropped my snowcone" next to a witch's hat, and "too thin" next to a brom.
Apparnently measles can damage the immune system and the only reason it's making a comeback is due to the anti-vax movement. May Jenny McCarthy be remembered as the greatest mass murderer in human history.
burning question: Brad Torgersen said that the left took over Star Trek? Like, uh, has he ever actually watched Star Trek? Star Wars I can kind of understand if I turn my brain off. Also, the guy in the comments is too stupid to realize that the other guy is saying the left took over Christian sects and for reasons known only to himself, thinks the other guy is accusing Christian sects of taking over respected institutions like Star Wars and Star Trek and turning them left-wing.
Michael asked the real hard-hitting question. And to answer, I can't really compare that NPC song with the lyric TOO MANY NPCS AND THEY'RE WALKING IN THE STREETS because they're two different genres of music, but I can safely say that they are both terrible. However, Closed on Sunday is better than the NPC song that consists of fart noises and vocoded slogans because at least it tries to have melody and wasn't just created by a cat running across a Casio keyboard set to "fart."
Speaking of cats, Christabel had Levi with her again. Levi wasn't a mess but he did have a minor eye infection because he got poop in it.
It's just Olivia now. Olivia was eating oats in a mason jar.
A woman brought in a marginated tortoise.
There were drawings on the whiteboard and someone wrote "not biologically correct" next to a bat, as bats are not in fact faces with wings and legs and ears, "dropped my snowcone" next to a witch's hat, and "too thin" next to a brom.
Apparnently measles can damage the immune system and the only reason it's making a comeback is due to the anti-vax movement. May Jenny McCarthy be remembered as the greatest mass murderer in human history.
burning question: Brad Torgersen said that the left took over Star Trek? Like, uh, has he ever actually watched Star Trek? Star Wars I can kind of understand if I turn my brain off. Also, the guy in the comments is too stupid to realize that the other guy is saying the left took over Christian sects and for reasons known only to himself, thinks the other guy is accusing Christian sects of taking over respected institutions like Star Wars and Star Trek and turning them left-wing.
