empty beyond beyond beyond
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yamamanama87 days until the vernal equinox
It's going to feel off compared to the last few times I did this but that's because winter started later than it did in other years.
Emily was around. Which Emily? I have no idea anymore. I think I've met about 50 Emilies in the course of this century. Emily says “We all look alike” and that doesn’t help matters much. She says she was around in the winter of 2017 she thinks. When Penelope was around. Penelope ripped the pocket of her scrub shirt off and ate it.
It’s like Operation. Where can Jordan find nine grams of rat pieces? She says she needs a buzzer and a light. Peter says we have three hawks. One is Falco. He's cool. One is outside and is content being a hawk. One is an asshole and wishes to be human or something.
We released a bunny into the woods nearby, even if he wasn’t doing particularly great. Jean says that at least he wasn’t circling, although he was circling in the cage but we think it’s because he had nowhere to go, and nobody slipped on any ice, so it was a good release. He had a fighting chance. If he doesn’t survive, at least he’ll be someone’s dinner. To replace him, we got a screech owl. I think his number is 1724. Zack said his coracoid looks to be in place.
Harry was eating a tuna melt club, which Peter said makes a good weapon.
Abby was eating sushi. Jordan was eating boiled eggs with some herbs on them. Suzanne was eating lemon hummus and pita chips and mangoes and gave them a five out of ten, because when we end up with mangoes, they'e either too ripe and too stringy, or they're not ripe enough and taste like carrots. Harry had a tuna melt club, which Peter says makes a good weapon.
Not like Peru, she says. Also, only eat Peruvian ceviche. To hell with the Ecuadorians, putting tomatoes in it.
We all had sprinkle cookies and coffee chocolates and crackers that somebody brought in.
Jean has been woefully unprepared for the holidays. On the other hand, I've been listening to Massive Attack, Claude Debussy, and Béla Bartók and figuratively pulling my hair out with Aquaria.
Suzanne knows someone who was studying abroad in Ireland and guess what she did on break. The answer is "visited Ireland."
Abby's been to Kerry.
Abby is contemplating getting a new e-mail address to deal with the flooding of her inbox. Speaking of which, I told Facebook to stop sending me a notification whenever someone updates their status and guess what they are still doing. That.
She baleeted Facebook.
I said that it will be a cold day in Kinshasa before I visit Hungary in this political climate and that I really want to see a place untouched by humans.
Suzanne says that you can never be in an empty room.
I’m not sure what the most irrelevant political entity is. Probably the Cook Islands or Tokelau.
I know about Pitcairn Island because they have a population of 50, all descended from 6 sailors on the HMS Bounty and some Tahitian women and they’re all super-inbred, plus one guy who moved there for the promise of free land. I have the feeling that someone will claim the islands as their Dhrevate or People’s Republic as soon as the last person there leaves or dies.
It’s also the most remote political entity. Well, if you use a definition of political entity that excludes Easter Island.
Nauru would probably be the most irrelevant nation-state if it weren’t for the fact that Australia is using it as a detention center for immigrants and the fact that I am actually kind of impressed with their irrelevance. They don’t even have a proper capital. It can't be that relevant if I keep calling it Palau.
burning question: Are Harry and Marv in fact Mortal Kombat characters?
It's going to feel off compared to the last few times I did this but that's because winter started later than it did in other years.
Emily was around. Which Emily? I have no idea anymore. I think I've met about 50 Emilies in the course of this century. Emily says “We all look alike” and that doesn’t help matters much. She says she was around in the winter of 2017 she thinks. When Penelope was around. Penelope ripped the pocket of her scrub shirt off and ate it.
It’s like Operation. Where can Jordan find nine grams of rat pieces? She says she needs a buzzer and a light. Peter says we have three hawks. One is Falco. He's cool. One is outside and is content being a hawk. One is an asshole and wishes to be human or something.
We released a bunny into the woods nearby, even if he wasn’t doing particularly great. Jean says that at least he wasn’t circling, although he was circling in the cage but we think it’s because he had nowhere to go, and nobody slipped on any ice, so it was a good release. He had a fighting chance. If he doesn’t survive, at least he’ll be someone’s dinner. To replace him, we got a screech owl. I think his number is 1724. Zack said his coracoid looks to be in place.
Harry was eating a tuna melt club, which Peter said makes a good weapon.
Abby was eating sushi. Jordan was eating boiled eggs with some herbs on them. Suzanne was eating lemon hummus and pita chips and mangoes and gave them a five out of ten, because when we end up with mangoes, they'e either too ripe and too stringy, or they're not ripe enough and taste like carrots. Harry had a tuna melt club, which Peter says makes a good weapon.
Not like Peru, she says. Also, only eat Peruvian ceviche. To hell with the Ecuadorians, putting tomatoes in it.
We all had sprinkle cookies and coffee chocolates and crackers that somebody brought in.
Jean has been woefully unprepared for the holidays. On the other hand, I've been listening to Massive Attack, Claude Debussy, and Béla Bartók and figuratively pulling my hair out with Aquaria.
Suzanne knows someone who was studying abroad in Ireland and guess what she did on break. The answer is "visited Ireland."
Abby's been to Kerry.
Abby is contemplating getting a new e-mail address to deal with the flooding of her inbox. Speaking of which, I told Facebook to stop sending me a notification whenever someone updates their status and guess what they are still doing. That.
She baleeted Facebook.
I said that it will be a cold day in Kinshasa before I visit Hungary in this political climate and that I really want to see a place untouched by humans.
Suzanne says that you can never be in an empty room.
I’m not sure what the most irrelevant political entity is. Probably the Cook Islands or Tokelau.
I know about Pitcairn Island because they have a population of 50, all descended from 6 sailors on the HMS Bounty and some Tahitian women and they’re all super-inbred, plus one guy who moved there for the promise of free land. I have the feeling that someone will claim the islands as their Dhrevate or People’s Republic as soon as the last person there leaves or dies.
It’s also the most remote political entity. Well, if you use a definition of political entity that excludes Easter Island.
Nauru would probably be the most irrelevant nation-state if it weren’t for the fact that Australia is using it as a detention center for immigrants and the fact that I am actually kind of impressed with their irrelevance. They don’t even have a proper capital. It can't be that relevant if I keep calling it Palau.
burning question: Are Harry and Marv in fact Mortal Kombat characters?
