time and ebb
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yamamanama84 days until the vernal equinox
Don’t taunt Muffin, Lauren said. Emily says that since Snowy will smell something and then lose interest because she knows it’s not really something she wants to eat, maybe Muffin is the same way. They both like deli meat.
Sam’s philosophy is that everyone should dress up more. I told her she should meet Gabriella. On the other hand, Emily wore a Lilo and Stich t-shirt and pajama pants.
Sam was drinking peach sangria in honor of im-peach-ment. Emily wasn't drinking grenadine, because that would probably be gross, but she put too much grenadine in her gingerale so it's almost as if she was drinking grenadine.
They have a statuette of Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. Rachel thinks it looks like something from Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark while I think it looks like Dorothy pulled out her ocarina and played the Elegy of Emptiness.
Emily, Sam, Rachel, and Lauren have never played Majora’s Mask.
My uncle doesn’t even like garlic, despite being French. Rachel asked me if I’ve ever had French-Canadian food because it is bland.
Emily found a very extensive online quiz about your daemon (from His Dark Materials)
All I know about the Hogwarts houses is that Gryffindor is the one that Harry Potter is part of and that Slytherin is evil, I mean, they’re described as ambitious but they’re really just evil, and nobody cares about the other two. Also, I sometimes feel like I have no presence. Which has its advantages and disadvantages.
Lauren got glass frog. Emily got armadillo. Sam got seagull, much to her chagrin. I think Rachel got jackal.
My daemon was elephant seal when i took it earlier but I answered the presence question differently and got rodent of some sort. What kind of rodent? Let’s find out! They ask different questions. The rodent one is about your friends and whether or not you like to collect trinkets. And I got rat! The waterfowl one is about your ambitions, work, and accomplishments. I got booby. A red-footed booby going by the picture, which is strange because they’re not the iconic boobies. There’s one for xenarthra, which is a superorder including anteaters, tree sloths, and armadillos, but not pangolins or aardvarks, their old world analogues. I can’t figure out how to get to the canid one. I tried dog, I tried canine, I tried canid, I tried caniform. I could try to answer the quiz like Rachel would but I really can't be fucked to do that. After all, I tried to be an armadillo and got rabbit. Specifically Holland lop.
At a Shaws Lauren goes to, the roof is leaking because seagulls are eating it.
Rachel’s zodiac sign is Chaos, Michael’s is Belias, Janelle’s is Famfrit, Lauren’s is Shemhazai.
Lauren drank pickle juice as a kid.
Emily saw some modos outside. Now Lauren wants to discover something, let's call it the "fronded dove" so she can call them frodos.
Rachel is unaware of any feral raccoon populations in Japan but there are a lot of raccoon dogs AKA tanuki. She thought the tanuki were mythical until she saw a dead one on the side of the road. They really do have giant testicles that they call money bags. And there’s a poop building in Tokyo and I don’t really think the Asahi Beer Hall, if that's what she's talking about, looks like a golden turd at all, I think it looks like Donald Trump’s hair. And a penis festival.
She’s in Osaka, which would have nice beaches if it weren’t for all the runoff from China pooling up there and if Japan didn't have to import their sand from Australia or Palau or whatever.
Emily just learned on December 24, 2019 that tanuki are real.
They're closer to red foxes than they are to dogs. In fact, they might be closer to red foxes than gray foxes are to red foxes.
We are all looking forward to family, friends, and impeachment in 2020.
burning question: Japan is not a real place, is it? It’s all just a big joke that some of us aren’t in on. You’re all fucking with me.
Don’t taunt Muffin, Lauren said. Emily says that since Snowy will smell something and then lose interest because she knows it’s not really something she wants to eat, maybe Muffin is the same way. They both like deli meat.
Sam’s philosophy is that everyone should dress up more. I told her she should meet Gabriella. On the other hand, Emily wore a Lilo and Stich t-shirt and pajama pants.
Sam was drinking peach sangria in honor of im-peach-ment. Emily wasn't drinking grenadine, because that would probably be gross, but she put too much grenadine in her gingerale so it's almost as if she was drinking grenadine.
They have a statuette of Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. Rachel thinks it looks like something from Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark while I think it looks like Dorothy pulled out her ocarina and played the Elegy of Emptiness.
Emily, Sam, Rachel, and Lauren have never played Majora’s Mask.
My uncle doesn’t even like garlic, despite being French. Rachel asked me if I’ve ever had French-Canadian food because it is bland.
Emily found a very extensive online quiz about your daemon (from His Dark Materials)
All I know about the Hogwarts houses is that Gryffindor is the one that Harry Potter is part of and that Slytherin is evil, I mean, they’re described as ambitious but they’re really just evil, and nobody cares about the other two. Also, I sometimes feel like I have no presence. Which has its advantages and disadvantages.
Lauren got glass frog. Emily got armadillo. Sam got seagull, much to her chagrin. I think Rachel got jackal.
My daemon was elephant seal when i took it earlier but I answered the presence question differently and got rodent of some sort. What kind of rodent? Let’s find out! They ask different questions. The rodent one is about your friends and whether or not you like to collect trinkets. And I got rat! The waterfowl one is about your ambitions, work, and accomplishments. I got booby. A red-footed booby going by the picture, which is strange because they’re not the iconic boobies. There’s one for xenarthra, which is a superorder including anteaters, tree sloths, and armadillos, but not pangolins or aardvarks, their old world analogues. I can’t figure out how to get to the canid one. I tried dog, I tried canine, I tried canid, I tried caniform. I could try to answer the quiz like Rachel would but I really can't be fucked to do that. After all, I tried to be an armadillo and got rabbit. Specifically Holland lop.
At a Shaws Lauren goes to, the roof is leaking because seagulls are eating it.
Rachel’s zodiac sign is Chaos, Michael’s is Belias, Janelle’s is Famfrit, Lauren’s is Shemhazai.
Lauren drank pickle juice as a kid.
Emily saw some modos outside. Now Lauren wants to discover something, let's call it the "fronded dove" so she can call them frodos.
Rachel is unaware of any feral raccoon populations in Japan but there are a lot of raccoon dogs AKA tanuki. She thought the tanuki were mythical until she saw a dead one on the side of the road. They really do have giant testicles that they call money bags. And there’s a poop building in Tokyo and I don’t really think the Asahi Beer Hall, if that's what she's talking about, looks like a golden turd at all, I think it looks like Donald Trump’s hair. And a penis festival.
She’s in Osaka, which would have nice beaches if it weren’t for all the runoff from China pooling up there and if Japan didn't have to import their sand from Australia or Palau or whatever.
Emily just learned on December 24, 2019 that tanuki are real.
They're closer to red foxes than they are to dogs. In fact, they might be closer to red foxes than gray foxes are to red foxes.
We are all looking forward to family, friends, and impeachment in 2020.
burning question: Japan is not a real place, is it? It’s all just a big joke that some of us aren’t in on. You’re all fucking with me.
