sometimes, good things happen
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yamamanama38 days until the vernal equinox
I stated last week that we were treating a caiman. That was an error. We were actually taking the caiman apart. To see what was wrong with it, you see.
It smelled like something crawled in the walls and died there and knowing this place, something probably did.
One of Ellie’s teachers gave her a dog treat once. Margaret, who is Ellie’s sister, and looks a lot like Ellie minus the green hair, ate a dog treat as part of a dare and said it tastes like sawdust.
Natasha is a Russian tortoise. Unlike Natasha, who is from Central or Western Asia, Ellie and Margaret are part Russian but not Irish apparently. Russia is also where Jordan Peterson is getting medical treatment because his daughter got him on a crackpot diet of only red meat, salt, and water. The Mad Geniuses are taking this as proof that socialized Canadian health care is so much worse than Libertarian Russia, but I just think he’s a crackpot and is going to see Dr. Nick Riviera’s non-union Russian equivalent because Libertarian Russia has fewer regulations on this shit. I’m half-convinced that Jordan Peterson would go to Mary or Daşoguz if only Türkmenbaşy was still alive. There’s probably some alleyway surgeon who will recommend a blend of turpentine and bleach.
Nevermind that the life expectancy in Russia dropped 5 years in 5 years. I’m genuinely surprised Turkmenistan’s didn’t drop dramatically once the Soviet Union broke up. Maybe demographers didn’t know they closed down all the hospitals, or maybe they thought that this too will pass.
Speedy is a Chinese water dragon. Margaret thought her name should be Whippy instead. Chloe is a corn snake. There was a house snake and a baby spiny lizard that Ellie kept in her pocket when they had him out, and an adult house snake, and a red iguana, and a ball python named Killer.
Olivia recounted how she spent 75 minutes watching water boil.
That’s orgo, says Jacob.
When he took genetics, his professor had a question about Santa Claus getting cancer because it was December.
Welcome to adulthood, says Olivia.
Michael suspects that George Soros might be a fake person.
burning question: Why is Bloomberg running as a Democrat, again?
I stated last week that we were treating a caiman. That was an error. We were actually taking the caiman apart. To see what was wrong with it, you see.
It smelled like something crawled in the walls and died there and knowing this place, something probably did.
One of Ellie’s teachers gave her a dog treat once. Margaret, who is Ellie’s sister, and looks a lot like Ellie minus the green hair, ate a dog treat as part of a dare and said it tastes like sawdust.
Natasha is a Russian tortoise. Unlike Natasha, who is from Central or Western Asia, Ellie and Margaret are part Russian but not Irish apparently. Russia is also where Jordan Peterson is getting medical treatment because his daughter got him on a crackpot diet of only red meat, salt, and water. The Mad Geniuses are taking this as proof that socialized Canadian health care is so much worse than Libertarian Russia, but I just think he’s a crackpot and is going to see Dr. Nick Riviera’s non-union Russian equivalent because Libertarian Russia has fewer regulations on this shit. I’m half-convinced that Jordan Peterson would go to Mary or Daşoguz if only Türkmenbaşy was still alive. There’s probably some alleyway surgeon who will recommend a blend of turpentine and bleach.
Nevermind that the life expectancy in Russia dropped 5 years in 5 years. I’m genuinely surprised Turkmenistan’s didn’t drop dramatically once the Soviet Union broke up. Maybe demographers didn’t know they closed down all the hospitals, or maybe they thought that this too will pass.
Speedy is a Chinese water dragon. Margaret thought her name should be Whippy instead. Chloe is a corn snake. There was a house snake and a baby spiny lizard that Ellie kept in her pocket when they had him out, and an adult house snake, and a red iguana, and a ball python named Killer.
Olivia recounted how she spent 75 minutes watching water boil.
That’s orgo, says Jacob.
When he took genetics, his professor had a question about Santa Claus getting cancer because it was December.
Welcome to adulthood, says Olivia.
Michael suspects that George Soros might be a fake person.
burning question: Why is Bloomberg running as a Democrat, again?
