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yamamanamaIf you want to read about dinos being mooned, see the previous entry.
Splashdown
The songs are English, with the exception of Running With Scissors, which is a love song in Maori.
I realized the last time I promoted the hell out of this band was in 2004 and, as a result, I don't think anyone who I knew on GFF back in 2004 even reads this anymore, aside from Moon. If you've been reading this since 2004, tell me. Highlights: Presumed Lost, Elvis Sunday, Waterbead, Lost Frontier, Halfworld, So Ha, Need Versus Want, Deserter, Running With Scissors, Karma Slave, 50%, Asia At Odd Hours, in fact, all of it.
Well, we are now 10,000 gold richer. I'm sure we'd have more of it, but those stupid bugbears stopped me. Oh, well, they have gold too. And experience, which is better than gold.
So, this whole thing was just a ruse, and we can see Dhaos's air force approaching.
And sending Ishrantu to deal with the ground forces. Oh, we have an easy enemy... OH CRAP.
Cless went elsewhere.
Like, here. We'll be coming here later.
Demitel's dead and the porno mag is mine! Oh, wait, it's something else.
I should have sold the damn thing. It wasn't like I used it after immediately getting a better weapon. I'm sure miss Valkyrie would ask me for it and take it, even though it's in a shop in Venezzia.
Meanwhile, whatshisbutt has used the magic kill-o-hurtz death cannon.
And even Martel can feel it.
What do you think happened? Gremlins started eating the circuitry? It overheated, Captain Science.
Yeah. Now is a very bad time. Bugbears on the ground, Charon in the air, Dhaos on the castle, and snakes on the plane. And maybe a lion in the bedroom for good measure.
Cless on a Pegasus! Nevermind that Pegasus isn't Norse.
Ok, I really hate this sequence. First of all, it's impossible to hit anything on the Pegasus. Second of all, you can't use techniques. Third, you are wielding the Gungnir, which means not only do you have a weaker weapon, but you have to rearm yourself with something before you decide to run off to Dhaos's castle. There are three battles. Or maybe four. It doesn't matter. The next one has things called Charon. They're immune to all magic except for maybe Darkness, which means you have to attempt to pick them off with Pegasus, who might as well be dead and hung from a plane with snakes on it that are currently attacking the pilot, and Arche can just sit there. Tractor beam is useless, and if they're not immune to darkness, it really doesn't matter. Maxwell can hurt them. I don't know about Shade.
Then you have to fight Ishrantu. He's paired with some Charon. Heal them. Who cares? Ishrantu needs to be taken down. I didn't take a picture because he's the same Ishrantu, except with no Klarth, and a cloud backdrop instead of a grassy snowy plain background, and has charons for backup instead of palette-swapped Lizardmen, and you have to hit him on Pegasus.
Well, now that Ishrantu's finally gone, guess where you're going.
Splashdown
The songs are English, with the exception of Running With Scissors, which is a love song in Maori.
I realized the last time I promoted the hell out of this band was in 2004 and, as a result, I don't think anyone who I knew on GFF back in 2004 even reads this anymore, aside from Moon. If you've been reading this since 2004, tell me. Highlights: Presumed Lost, Elvis Sunday, Waterbead, Lost Frontier, Halfworld, So Ha, Need Versus Want, Deserter, Running With Scissors, Karma Slave, 50%, Asia At Odd Hours, in fact, all of it.
Well, we are now 10,000 gold richer. I'm sure we'd have more of it, but those stupid bugbears stopped me. Oh, well, they have gold too. And experience, which is better than gold.
So, this whole thing was just a ruse, and we can see Dhaos's air force approaching.
And sending Ishrantu to deal with the ground forces. Oh, we have an easy enemy... OH CRAP.
Cless went elsewhere.
Like, here. We'll be coming here later.
Demitel's dead and the porno mag is mine! Oh, wait, it's something else.
I should have sold the damn thing. It wasn't like I used it after immediately getting a better weapon. I'm sure miss Valkyrie would ask me for it and take it, even though it's in a shop in Venezzia.
Meanwhile, whatshisbutt has used the magic kill-o-hurtz death cannon.
And even Martel can feel it.
What do you think happened? Gremlins started eating the circuitry? It overheated, Captain Science.
Yeah. Now is a very bad time. Bugbears on the ground, Charon in the air, Dhaos on the castle, and snakes on the plane. And maybe a lion in the bedroom for good measure.
Cless on a Pegasus! Nevermind that Pegasus isn't Norse.
Ok, I really hate this sequence. First of all, it's impossible to hit anything on the Pegasus. Second of all, you can't use techniques. Third, you are wielding the Gungnir, which means not only do you have a weaker weapon, but you have to rearm yourself with something before you decide to run off to Dhaos's castle. There are three battles. Or maybe four. It doesn't matter. The next one has things called Charon. They're immune to all magic except for maybe Darkness, which means you have to attempt to pick them off with Pegasus, who might as well be dead and hung from a plane with snakes on it that are currently attacking the pilot, and Arche can just sit there. Tractor beam is useless, and if they're not immune to darkness, it really doesn't matter. Maxwell can hurt them. I don't know about Shade.
Then you have to fight Ishrantu. He's paired with some Charon. Heal them. Who cares? Ishrantu needs to be taken down. I didn't take a picture because he's the same Ishrantu, except with no Klarth, and a cloud backdrop instead of a grassy snowy plain background, and has charons for backup instead of palette-swapped Lizardmen, and you have to hit him on Pegasus.
Well, now that Ishrantu's finally gone, guess where you're going.
